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Title: Marimo Distress.
Rating: G.
Word Count: 232.
Pairing: Sanji --> Zoro
Topic: Anti Sanji

Zoro had been training with the larger then him weights, the ones that made Usopp, Luffy and Chopper mutter monster in awe, when it happened. The shitty cook kicked open the door to proclaim dinner was ready.

At which point everything went *wrong*.

Instead of kicking him in the face, Sanji laughed and waved Luffy in. Zoro stopped mid swing and raised an eyebrow.

Usopp got inappropriate nose touching and Sanji whispering in his ear. Chopper got coos about how adorable he was.

Zoro thought franticly before decided that Sanji finally must have scored with one of the girls. An idea which got beaten to death and then set on fire by Sanji's grumpy, “Oy you two! Foods done.” at the woman.

Sanji breezed pasted the surprised woman and turned his attention to Zoro. Who stared blankly at the cook as Sanji-. Okay those where hearts and that was a twirl but why the fuck was he coming towards him.

“Oh Zoro-chwaaaaaan, dinner is ready for you lovely strong seeeeelf. I put 110 percent of my love and devotion into cooking iiiit.”

Zoro then did what any rational calm swordsman would do when presented with what was either Bon Clay in disguise, a side effect of a devil fruit power, or the shitty cook playing a evil, evil, prank.

He screamed like Usopp and hit Sanji overboard with his training weights.