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Eternal-Violet-Void β€” Absolutely Adorable (Tony X Reader)
Published: 2013-11-27 17:22:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 55298; Favourites: 934; Downloads: 0
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Description As an Avenger, You had fought with many creepy, and scary looking beings. You had encountered way to many near death experiences, been hospitalized multiple times, and were considered one of the most brave people on the team. There was only one thing that you were terrified of.

The dentist.

So when you found out you had to get your wisdom teeth removed, well, you were not a happy camper. You hid yourself in your room and attempted to take flight to Malibu just to avoid the appointment. But your boyfriend had dragged you back before you could board the plane.

When the day of the procedure rolled around, Tony had to carry you kicking and screaming into the office. They gave you anesthetic and you were out cold in a matter of seconds. Tony kissed your forehead and watched as you were whisked off.

He waited in the waiting room until a nurse said that you were awake. When Tony entered the room, he found you looking around with bleary eyes, cotton in your mouth.

"Hey sweetheart." He greeted and took a seat next to you. Your eyes slowly made their way over to him, a look of disbelief and surprise on your face. You pointed a finger at him. "You're Tony Stark."

The billionaire chuckled and grasped your hand, "that I am." You seemed satisfied with his answer. "Would you like to come home with me (Name)?" His girlfriend shook her head. "No, I'm in a committed relationship." You explained, receiving a confused look from Tony. "With who?" He asked curiously.

"My computer."

It took everything in him not to laugh. He squeezed your hand softly. "What a lucky appliance. What's the lucky guy's name?" "Kathren." You replied without missing a beat. Tony nodded, smiling at your loopy state. He had to admit, you were absolutely adorable.

"Did you know that I think you're kinda hot?" You asked, putting you fingers in your mouth. "Did you know I think you're really hot?" Tony asked as he grabbed your wrist and placed it back in your lap. "No way." You gasped with wide eyes. Tony leaned in to kiss your cheek. "Way."

"I just got kissed by Iron Man." You stated and began to cry. "What's wrong sweetheart?" Tony asked worried. "I'd like to thank my friends, my mom, that homeless mime from the alleyway, that cat that wont leave me alone, my mom, my family, my friends, and most of all my family." You sobbed and buried your face into Tony's chest.

He bit his lip and rubbed your back soothingly. "That was a beautiful speech." He said with a kiss to your hair. "Thanks, took me a year to write." You replied, falling asleep.


~

Tony took you home and tucked you Β into bed, he played with your hair and kissed your head before hopping in and snuggling next to you. When you woke up, he would tease you and get smacked in the face with a pillow, but he was going to enjoy this moment while it lasted.

"And I want to thank my family."

"Go to sleep sweetheart."
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Comments: 193

Bibbleknickers [2013-11-30 16:55:11 +0000 UTC]

Oh gosh! The hilariousnesses I love them!!!

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N3K0L4DY In reply to ??? [2013-11-30 03:44:38 +0000 UTC]

"Thanks, took me a year to write.." Oh my god I'm done. That was the best part ever. I can't stop laughing. XD

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Eternal-Violet-Void In reply to N3K0L4DY [2013-11-30 03:51:44 +0000 UTC]

Hey, you worked really hard on that speech. XD

Glad I could make you laugh.

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JAFOHK In reply to ??? [2013-11-30 02:20:03 +0000 UTC]

That cat that won't leave me alone...

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Eternal-Violet-Void In reply to JAFOHK [2013-11-30 03:03:58 +0000 UTC]

.......yep

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DeathFrisbee221B In reply to ??? [2013-11-29 21:46:01 +0000 UTC]

I accidentally spat out my tea just then....

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Eternal-Violet-Void In reply to DeathFrisbee221B [2013-11-30 03:04:06 +0000 UTC]

When? XD

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DeathFrisbee221B In reply to Eternal-Violet-Void [2013-11-30 05:53:05 +0000 UTC]

The computer bit XD But I laughed through the rest of it, though

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ILoveXReader In reply to ??? [2013-11-29 12:57:23 +0000 UTC]

Oh.. Meh... God... XDXDXD I'm on WAAAAYYY too much drugs XD

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haileyanimefreak In reply to ??? [2013-11-27 23:07:20 +0000 UTC]

Where's the camera!! lol

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Eternal-Violet-Void In reply to haileyanimefreak [2013-11-28 01:09:26 +0000 UTC]

I don't know! XD

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haileyanimefreak In reply to Eternal-Violet-Void [2013-11-30 04:35:17 +0000 UTC]

We must search for it! XD

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Nikkaliah In reply to ??? [2013-11-27 21:15:57 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha this is great. I haven't had my wisdom teeth taken out yet, but I have been known to be pretty loopy at times, especially under anesthesia and laughing gas. XD But I seriously love this "I'm in a steady relationship." "With who?" "My computer." Just fantastic.

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Eternal-Violet-Void In reply to Nikkaliah [2013-11-27 21:31:58 +0000 UTC]

Well at least your funny! I either forget who I am or cry like a baby.

For me the computer comment is true. XD

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Nikkaliah In reply to Eternal-Violet-Void [2013-11-28 07:52:40 +0000 UTC]

Well I didn't SAY I was necessarily funny. Just kind of, idiotic X) One time I started freaking out cause I wasn't sure if my legs were still there or not. And then I started waving my arms around because *quote* "THEY FEEL LIGHTER THAN FEATHERS!!!" Anyways, yeah..........

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ThisOneIsCrazy In reply to ??? [2013-11-27 18:36:00 +0000 UTC]

Aw I hope you feel better soon sweetie xx

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Eternal-Violet-Void In reply to ThisOneIsCrazy [2013-11-27 18:51:10 +0000 UTC]

Huh? I'm perfectly fine. XD

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ThisOneIsCrazy In reply to Eternal-Violet-Void [2013-11-27 23:42:47 +0000 UTC]

I meant about having your teethies removed (please don't tell me this happened ages ago and I sound like an idiot)

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Eternal-Violet-Void In reply to ThisOneIsCrazy [2013-11-28 01:13:53 +0000 UTC]

Oh! That's what you meant. Yes, I was in a lot of pain but I'm okay now. Writing this made me cringe and remember actually. XD

(In no such way are you an idiot! You're awesome!))

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ThisOneIsCrazy In reply to Eternal-Violet-Void [2013-11-28 17:40:40 +0000 UTC]

aw thanks! and i'm glad you're feeling better now xx

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MomoPoms In reply to ??? [2013-11-27 18:34:17 +0000 UTC]

I actually busted out laughing, asking the world what I just read. That was hilarious.

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Eternal-Violet-Void In reply to MomoPoms [2013-11-27 18:51:48 +0000 UTC]

I think everyone asks that at the end my my stories. Ah, the famous 'wtf did I just read.' XD

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awesomesauce1992 In reply to ??? [2013-11-27 18:22:54 +0000 UTC]

So adorable are seriously funny.

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mewmewgirl123 In reply to ??? [2013-11-27 17:57:35 +0000 UTC]

I've never been out under anaesthetic...


This is so adorable and funny!! XD

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Eternal-Violet-Void In reply to mewmewgirl123 [2013-11-27 18:03:07 +0000 UTC]

Really?

Thanks you! ^_^

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mewmewgirl123 In reply to Eternal-Violet-Void [2013-11-27 18:05:28 +0000 UTC]

Nope. Never needed a tooth taken out


Youre welcome XDΒ 

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Eternal-Violet-Void In reply to mewmewgirl123 [2013-11-27 18:31:01 +0000 UTC]

Never been to the hospital? Etc.

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mewmewgirl123 In reply to Eternal-Violet-Void [2013-11-27 19:26:21 +0000 UTC]

I've been to the hospital. The only thing is tooth. Got a while till my wisdom teeth need taking outΒ 

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Eternal-Violet-Void In reply to mewmewgirl123 [2013-11-27 20:38:29 +0000 UTC]

Oh, well lucky you. XD

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mewmewgirl123 In reply to Eternal-Violet-Void [2013-11-27 21:27:13 +0000 UTC]

Ehehe XD :iconhiddleslaughplz:

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Kat0365 In reply to ??? [2013-11-27 17:54:21 +0000 UTC]

OMG! Love the speech! And scared of the dentist! OMG! LOLZ! XD So funny!

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Eternal-Violet-Void In reply to Kat0365 [2013-11-27 18:03:35 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you liked it!! ^_^

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Kat0365 In reply to Eternal-Violet-Void [2013-11-28 01:05:05 +0000 UTC]

I loved it!

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Avengersasemble123 In reply to ??? [2013-11-27 17:48:16 +0000 UTC]

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read.

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Eternal-Violet-Void In reply to Avengersasemble123 [2013-11-27 17:50:14 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad! ^__^

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BadTouchTrioMiyazaki In reply to ??? [2013-11-27 17:43:56 +0000 UTC]

It's both hilarious and terrifying to me anytime I read one of these...I'm supposed to get my wisdom teeth removed soon as well, and I really don't want to start spouting something weird when I wake up after the procedure...

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Eternal-Violet-Void In reply to BadTouchTrioMiyazaki [2013-11-27 17:51:23 +0000 UTC]

There are the normal people who say funny things and become youtube famous.

Then there's me crying my eyes out and confessing to every wrong thingΒ I did.

You'll be fine.Β 

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BadTouchTrioMiyazaki In reply to Eternal-Violet-Void [2013-11-27 18:01:12 +0000 UTC]

B-but...What if I start talking about all the weird pairings bouncing around the internet? Or that one seriously messed up plotline idea I have...Agh, I'm so doomed

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Eternal-Violet-Void In reply to BadTouchTrioMiyazaki [2013-11-27 18:04:37 +0000 UTC]

Hey, it's better than crying your eyes out.

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BadTouchTrioMiyazaki In reply to Eternal-Violet-Void [2013-11-27 21:36:24 +0000 UTC]

I'd prefer crying, actually xD

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Eternal-Violet-Void In reply to BadTouchTrioMiyazaki [2013-11-27 21:47:47 +0000 UTC]

I cried and confessed to every wrong thing I'd done in the past year. I think I'd rather make people laugh. XD

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BadTouchTrioMiyazaki In reply to Eternal-Violet-Void [2013-11-27 21:55:32 +0000 UTC]

True, I mean it would be pretty funny if I started acting like Tony Stark, or if I started talking to Benedict Cumberbatch, but it would be super awkward if I started spouting out every creepy term I've heard on the internet or something...

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