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Published: 2015-05-21 13:11:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 3573; Favourites: 52; Downloads: 23
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I went through three attempts before I finally made this one
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elastickooper [2015-05-24 02:14:14 +0000 UTC]

kooper: ha you called that playing *jumps into the TV* Β 

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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-24 03:28:32 +0000 UTC]

*Kooper is armed with a classic AK-47, two sticky grenades, and three clips worth of ammo*

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elastickooper In reply to eternalJonathan [2015-05-24 13:49:21 +0000 UTC]

kooper: good dayΒ 

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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-24 14:57:03 +0000 UTC]

Kooper is spawned in a sewer*
Announcer: Round begin!

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elastickooper In reply to eternalJonathan [2015-05-24 16:48:19 +0000 UTC]

kooper: lets a glob of it

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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-24 20:24:56 +0000 UTC]

*Kooper hears gun fire down the left tunnel*

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elastickooper In reply to eternalJonathan [2015-05-24 20:46:23 +0000 UTC]

kooper: *goes to the gun shot* this is going to be a cake walk *takes out his sniper* steady steadyΒ 

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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-24 20:47:52 +0000 UTC]

*Kooper is stabbed in the back*

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elastickooper In reply to eternalJonathan [2015-05-24 22:41:01 +0000 UTC]

kooper: *WHISTLES*Β 
*her player turns around*Β 
kooper: boom *shoots her player*Β youtu.be/han3AfjH210 skip to 1:32Β 

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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-25 02:44:38 +0000 UTC]

Mio: Hacks! I call Hacks!
Hiro: F#$!#$% cheater!

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elastickooper In reply to eternalJonathan [2015-05-25 12:53:41 +0000 UTC]

kooper: keep crying babyΒ 

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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-25 14:07:07 +0000 UTC]

*The two throw down their controllers in frustration and leave because no one likes a cheater*

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elastickooper In reply to eternalJonathan [2015-05-27 21:29:53 +0000 UTC]

kooper: ha koop-s *kooper gets banned from the game and put back in real life*Β 

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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-27 23:28:51 +0000 UTC]

*Kooper is alone in their living room*

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elastickooper In reply to eternalJonathan [2015-05-29 14:30:30 +0000 UTC]

kooper: this is a bad thingΒ 

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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-29 18:12:10 +0000 UTC]

Ding dong door bell

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elastickooper In reply to eternalJonathan [2015-05-30 13:57:46 +0000 UTC]

kooper: ok then *goes to the door*Β 

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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-30 15:47:04 +0000 UTC]

*It's the pizza guy*
Pizza guy: Sup, did you order 4 boxes of Hawaiian pizza?

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elastickooper In reply to eternalJonathan [2015-05-30 16:29:40 +0000 UTC]

kooper: n...yes i did

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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-05-30 16:53:26 +0000 UTC]

Pizza guy: That will be $30.57

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elastickooper In reply to eternalJonathan [2015-06-01 21:04:01 +0000 UTC]

kooper: an you brake a $50Β 

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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-06-01 22:32:20 +0000 UTC]

Pizza guy: Sure
* the pizza guy breaks Kooper's 50 and gives him the pizzas and leaves*

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elastickooper In reply to eternalJonathan [2015-06-02 20:55:44 +0000 UTC]

kooper: now to start the second page with a bang Β *puts the pizzas onto the coffee table and writes a note and puts it on top of the boxes* Β 

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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-06-02 23:50:30 +0000 UTC]

Writer: Pizza!!!
*The sheer existence of the pizza summons theΒ writer to Kooper*
Writer: Hm? What does this note say?

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elastickooper In reply to eternalJonathan [2015-06-05 16:33:32 +0000 UTC]

kooper: it says Β 
note: i'm sorry for using hacks in the game so i paid for the pizzas Β 

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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-06-05 21:21:06 +0000 UTC]

Writer: Well that was awfully nice of you...uh...can I...um... Have a slice?

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elastickooper In reply to eternalJonathan [2015-06-05 21:30:41 +0000 UTC]

kooper: yesΒ 

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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-06-05 22:22:02 +0000 UTC]

Writer: Thank you!
* the girls return by the power of tempting smell of the pizza. Meanwhile the writer takes two slices and starts to piack the cheese and toppings off the pizza and eating them*
Mio: Is that the pizza we ordered?

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elastickooper In reply to eternalJonathan [2015-06-05 22:23:37 +0000 UTC]

kooper: indeed and Β paid for itΒ 

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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-06-05 22:48:50 +0000 UTC]

Mio: Oh... Well thank you

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elastickooper In reply to eternalJonathan [2015-06-06 17:17:56 +0000 UTC]

kooper: your welcomeΒ 

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eternalJonathan In reply to elastickooper [2015-06-07 02:28:10 +0000 UTC]

*And so the four of them enjoy pizza and videogames. The Writer eats two boxes worth because of his love for pizza, but doesn't win a single match*
The End

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jeje1140 [2015-05-21 19:23:46 +0000 UTC]

good job

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eternalJonathan In reply to jeje1140 [2015-05-21 22:03:05 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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jeje1140 In reply to eternalJonathan [2015-05-22 04:14:14 +0000 UTC]

Np

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