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Published: 2014-05-20 15:11:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 1403; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 15
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kooper: but i was living in the cake her friend just ateΒ
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that last bit was non-cannon, plus you didn't insure that cake anyway so there is nothing we can do
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kooper: well the tv is a bully 
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Well at least you still have your lunch money
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kooper: i think my safe was in the cake she ateΒ
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kooper: well i can always put a tooth under a pillow and make a quick buckΒ
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sorry she's on vacation
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kooper:
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good one i can't wait for part 5Β
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i can't wait for part 5Β
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