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Lizadmen - basically race of highly intelligent Pepes building their cozy Kekistan and protecting it from warmies.
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(not really loud) Yeah!
*inside joke: rocks fall everybody dies*
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Meanwile in the Empire:,,That cloud is a heretic! Stone it!
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"How is a cloud a heretic?" *gets stoned*
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,,We don't know why,but that giand eye on it looks suspisius,so we trowd rocks at it to be sure. By now we have 85 casulties."
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Don't forget the propert- Whaaa, it blinked! We need bigger stones!! No, iron balls! Get the cannons!!!
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Meanvile in Lustria:,,Wait,the slann told us it would rain rocks but now it rains even iron balls?"
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"LoL, you said balls." *ghrrrrgl* "-your Highness."
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,,I SHALL SKYNUKE YOU FOR THAT! KROAK,GET YOUR SPECTRALL ASS UP HERE!"
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"The cloud has spoken! The cloud has spoken!" *chanting of the masses*
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,,Bring me a cannon,that hits more heretiks"
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"Ehrm, do you want some gunpowder too, or do you just want to throw the cannon?"
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Witchhunter:,,I TROW THEM WITH MY BARE HANDS!"
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Somebody call the Inquisition. (12px).
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,,We send the inquisition to juge the inquisito-wait how does that work please?"
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ONLY the Inquisiton can judge the Inquisition.
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A-at least I think so. Perhaps the Emperor Karl Franz? Is there any text in the royal library to help here?
Perhaps... we... pray for guidance?
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Okay guys, I am out of my waters here and I don't want to run to the next high-priest, wherever he, or she, is.
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*Knocks the Inquisito out*
,,Everyting is fine!"
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Don't let the gods see that.
Waut, he was an asshole, all's okay.
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"There is only one god heretic! SIGMA...and khorn and nurgel and tzeench and slaanesh and gork and mork and the ancester gods and the elfe gods and the old ones... do I have all?"
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I think ye forgot Ratti, god of rats that likes still glowing PLUTONIUM (because that is an explanation as good as the next appearently). And whatever the bretons doing, whereever.... uhm, yes, the Bretons. Then theres the Kislevites, Ulric, whatever the Sandrabians do down there in totallynotafrica, then theres the Ogres the totallynotindians and the shitnotanotheranime on the other side across from the Empire in totallynotjapan. But I know, that I know grox-shit about the Tileans, who are totallynotitalian. *nudgenudgewinkwink*.
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,,Malal, but everybody says to me that he doesn't exist (he acutally does exist in warhammer fantasy and maybe even in 40k. He's a minor chaos god like the greate horned rat) and I should shut up about it."
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Yes, you should, because what happened between Ratti and chest-nut is still up to speculation and that being there and not possibly, maybe, perhaps existing is more Tzeentchs alley...
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