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Published: 2016-07-28 04:05:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 9921; Favourites: 187; Downloads: 31
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That Lucario is actually a girl look at the eyes and see the eyelashes
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its my mother ........
oh no my mother is a loppuny XD
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So where are you on the picture?
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Sorry but I have seen guys with big girly eyebrows, much like my brother's people say they have bigger and prettier eyebrows than my sister. And that really bugs her a little.
And sorry if that is a bit of ignorance on my part.
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(Papyrus voice) AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Sans : Pap, have you been putting updogg in your spaghetti again? Or is there a "inpasta" in our house
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Papyrus: (glares at Sans while speechless due to pun overload)
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undone: haahhahahahahhahahahhahahaahhahahahahhahaha
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Papyrus (angrily): WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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Sans : Is this because I didn't read you your, "BAD-TIME" Story?
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(Megalovania plays)
Papyrus: Sans...YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME.
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Sans : But pap! thats my song!
Frisk : More like, "HIS THEME"
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Papyrus: THEN CHANGE IT TO MY THEME, SOUND PRODUCERS! (fourth wall breakage)
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Sans : *looks in a direction and shrugs*
(more fourth wall breakage)
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(song doesn't change)
Papyrus: GOD DAMN IT, JUST RECORDING ME, TOBY FOX! "FOX" YOU!!!
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Sans : *eyes are stars* YES PAPYRUS, JOIN THE PUN SIDE!
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Papyrus: (makes pun that roasts Sans)
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Sans : You call that a roast? I'M ALREADY ON FIYA!!!
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Papyrus: THEN LET'S EXTINGUISH YOU!!!
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Sans : But then grillby would be upset!
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Sans : So, grillby wont have anything to "Roast" on his "Grill"
Frisk : That pun wasn't funny *pulls out music player and plays it to this song = www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf692z… )
Sans : Let the pun wars.... commence.
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Sans
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Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
SPARERIBS
My favorite instrument? the TromBONE, of course.
My brother truly is a numbSKULL
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
But first, let me take a Skelfie
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts
In the end, Asgore made Papyrus a cool Hedge Skull-ture
Papyrus doesn't like my hotdogs. probally because he doesn't have the stomach for it!
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh I felt it in my bones!
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
These aren't all of them. I've got a skeleTON more!
Papyrus stood by the fire for too long.
Now he's BONE-dry!
What a bonehead....
I'm not fat. I'm just big boned!
I'm so lazy, I'm bone idle!
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-Appetit!
That annoying dog came back and stole more of our bones.
He even ran off with Papyrus' left leg!
You could say he didn't leave him with a leg to stand on!
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Have you seen Chara?
I have a BONE to pick with em.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
My brother always works himself down to the bone!
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely
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Papyrus: ABOUT THE ONE THAT SAYS THAT I DON'T HAVE THE STOMACH FOR YOUR HOT DOGS, SANS...YOU DON'T EXACTLY HAVE A STOMACH EITHER. WHICH MEANS YOU DON'T HAVE THE STOMACH FOR MY SPAGHETTI.
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Sans : Well I didn't know you cared for logic. If you do then why do you like spaghetti? you dont have a tounge.
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Papyrus: BECAUSE I DO, SANS! IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE A TONGUE EITHER, SO WHY DO YOU LIKE HOT DOGS?
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