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Published: 2006-10-08 19:52:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 20618; Favourites: 687; Downloads: 78
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Description Playing video games is one of the only things that can bring nasty behavior out of Patches. They're the only games Patches can win. So he has to win. All the time. AT ANY EXPENSE.

DISTRACTION LICK!

Your couch would be in rough shape too if you were covered in pointies.
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Comments: 206

Razanur [2012-06-23 08:38:47 +0000 UTC]

So. Going through my old favorites from a long time ago in a fantasy far far away. Stumble upon this gem. Realize that I have now been dating an albino for three years, and we often play video games together, and this scenario has played out between us.

The only logical conclusion is that you drew-predicted my life. WHAT ARE YOUUUUUUUU

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kemisanna [2011-07-10 19:23:47 +0000 UTC]

I love the poster in the back

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Raenafyn [2011-05-10 02:51:11 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!!

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Pompeybot [2010-10-08 08:53:04 +0000 UTC]

I could see this happening.

It's already been said, but the poses, expressions, lighting, and coloring are all great.

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Waterbottlez [2010-07-06 04:49:04 +0000 UTC]

Lol, I remember i saw this pcture alooong time ago at my dads friends house, and i really loved all your drawings, and I could never remember any of your pictures names or your screename, so I was screwed and i always remembered this picture the most XD I always tried to find you again, but I failed, and i got bored and typed "wanted" in search and look who i found O;!

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bula-2 [2010-06-01 04:38:53 +0000 UTC]

hahaha funny

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InfiniteTwilight [2010-03-18 01:18:49 +0000 UTC]

lol cool cool

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MikkiiChan [2009-12-27 14:24:02 +0000 UTC]

Patches is so damn fucking amazing annnd cuteeee ._.

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lovecat-san [2009-11-29 00:15:43 +0000 UTC]

omg i love that the couch is supporetd by a book on one side XD

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lovecat-san [2009-11-29 00:14:45 +0000 UTC]

omfg tahst what id do to my feiends when i haffat win at a video game >_> lol

+fav

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Zuryan [2009-11-16 18:31:05 +0000 UTC]

xDDD
that looks freat! *licks*

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evilme1 [2009-11-11 20:52:20 +0000 UTC]

love it haha

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HappynessInThisForm [2009-11-10 17:02:28 +0000 UTC]

I really like that you took the time to put such detail into the posters on the wall.

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evil-goma In reply to HappynessInThisForm [2009-11-10 22:50:26 +0000 UTC]

everything I put on the wall were images I'd already drawn. I sorta cheated

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The-Dork-Side [2009-10-11 20:31:17 +0000 UTC]

Every time I look through your gallery I see this and dunno why I never faved. Well it's faved now.

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MizzMaeve [2009-07-09 01:45:51 +0000 UTC]

This reminds me so very much of my boyfriend and myself.
But secretly, even with the distraction attempts, I'm still the bigger, better nerd. ;D

I love your style. <3.

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metal-head-rush [2009-06-21 06:49:58 +0000 UTC]

I've done worse...X3 I "accidently" sneezed in my friend's face playing Halo.

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Misfortune09 [2009-06-01 19:25:05 +0000 UTC]

XD i luv this pic. their expressions are really funny. and i liek their poses. Awwwww. <3

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Underworlder666 [2009-03-01 06:31:47 +0000 UTC]

Heh heh

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SableSpike747 [2009-02-15 07:20:49 +0000 UTC]

that's so cute! -liick-

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AK-Manga [2009-02-12 02:04:46 +0000 UTC]

Remind me to play video games with him! ;D

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archiveofregret [2009-02-02 00:44:14 +0000 UTC]

Damnit this is still one of my favorite things by you. You're just flat-out fantastic. I want to buy some originals, damnit.

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evil-goma In reply to archiveofregret [2009-02-02 00:58:26 +0000 UTC]

thanks, man! I do want to try to sell some original art in the future

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archiveofregret In reply to evil-goma [2009-02-02 01:19:16 +0000 UTC]

I hope that's near-future. All I want to do with my money anymore is buy commissions and stuff.

And other useless items on Amazon such as Prop Replicas and books.

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coonchan13 [2008-09-11 02:01:43 +0000 UTC]

that is really funny . . . gross, but funny!

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SecretsOfSorrow [2008-05-21 22:21:19 +0000 UTC]

pretty funny and nice style. lmfao

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NoxiNobodi [2008-05-19 18:56:21 +0000 UTC]

''have you seen theese idiots''
lol
xD
and the whole picture is great
love their tails <3

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carnival [2008-05-19 16:09:18 +0000 UTC]

hahahhaaarrrrrrrrr~ \|"D

i bet this iz something so many people can relate to~~ \|'3 why dooooooo boys do that!!?!?! X'3

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SeanPatrickKelly [2008-02-19 22:35:20 +0000 UTC]

My Gawd, my homies always try to pull that shit every time I'm winning, and compared to them I don't get that many victories, WTF!?!

... btw, awesome to the awesomeness on the art.

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mcrmy13 [2008-02-09 08:48:00 +0000 UTC]

ive had that done to me but not licked ice cream shuved in my face is more acurate and it was the first time ive ever been winning at halo too!!

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MummyMetaller [2008-02-07 22:28:02 +0000 UTC]

Thats the sort of thing I'd do to win a computer game

Great pic

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kacheeky [2007-12-10 00:59:07 +0000 UTC]

is patches lickin' his eyeball in that background pic?

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evil-goma In reply to kacheeky [2007-12-10 04:44:09 +0000 UTC]

yeah, there's a bigger version of that picture somewhere in my gallery

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kacheeky In reply to evil-goma [2007-12-11 01:35:07 +0000 UTC]

ha! also, may i borrow the basic design for patches to create my own silly alien? i'll totally credit you 'n stuff.

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evil-goma In reply to kacheeky [2007-12-11 04:48:32 +0000 UTC]

By basic design, do you mean the alien species in general or the design for Patches himself? Because I'm fine if you want to draw a cacticat alien. I just don't want to see any more Patches ripoffs. It happens surprisingly often :[

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kacheeky In reply to evil-goma [2007-12-12 03:09:28 +0000 UTC]

well, kinda both, like the facial design, but all scrawny like Patches. My aliens have different antennae and Dax has a utility tail!

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evil-goma In reply to kacheeky [2007-12-12 04:06:43 +0000 UTC]

that's sort of what I don't want. I know you say you'll credit me, but I don't like people copying a lot off my characters.

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kacheeky In reply to evil-goma [2007-12-12 04:08:30 +0000 UTC]

aww. But Jeudi and Dax don't 100% look like Patches, but you can tell where the inspiration came from. want me to send you the roughs?

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evil-goma In reply to kacheeky [2007-12-12 04:12:56 +0000 UTC]

I guess so. You understand why I don't really like the idea of characters based off my own, right?

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kacheeky In reply to evil-goma [2007-12-13 02:05:08 +0000 UTC]

totally. some little bastard from my old school tried to rip off my vampire Wilson.

see him here! [link]

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BellicoseBreakfast [2007-11-21 09:32:27 +0000 UTC]

Haha, 'at any cost'

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557M [2007-10-20 02:55:01 +0000 UTC]

Lol, this is awesome! Great job with the lighting, too!

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sollh [2007-10-19 13:23:58 +0000 UTC]

XDDDD
Cute))))

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NakkiStiltz [2007-09-09 17:53:41 +0000 UTC]

if Patches did that to me, i'd just slap him and keep playing.

I could slap him twice, cuz I gots four arms

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ReBeLxHiNaTa [2007-09-09 17:29:42 +0000 UTC]

hmm i did that once...i won too! lol nice pic too, i love all the detail u put in the back ground and the shadeing is prettyfulls

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duherahn [2007-09-03 13:43:37 +0000 UTC]

Never doubt the distraction lick!

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LivingABeautifulLie [2007-08-22 23:25:02 +0000 UTC]

Haha.
I absolutely love this.

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GothicKitta [2007-07-30 20:23:48 +0000 UTC]

haha awesome pic and really loving your wanted piccie in the background xD

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Furiizaa [2007-07-06 04:03:20 +0000 UTC]

Cheater!
I wonder what they're playing...

Love the dynamic poses and colors. The book holding up the couch is a nice touch too.

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Ritz94 [2007-06-23 18:59:08 +0000 UTC]

OMG THAT'S SO CUTE!!! I love your style! Mind if I watch you?

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