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Published: 2004-09-03 12:06:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 2740; Favourites: 42; Downloads: 78
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Based on a pretty damn true story.Yesterday...I did not bite my lip once....oh, no..that would be much too common. I somehow managed to bite my lip SEVEN FREAKING TIMES IN ONE DAY IN THE EXACT SAME SPOT!
I love swearing.
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I have not words to describe how funny this is.
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I only manage that if I'm eating skittles.
Bravo.
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Maybe this'll stop my lip biting habit..........
Nah.
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I still think there need to be a few more swear words invented. There are only so many combonations of the current ones
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O_O
weheheheheh!!! ^^d nice work
nice one.. swearing eh.. that makes two of us.. although I prefer to swear in my native tongue though
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thanks!
oooooo swearing in other languages is even more fun!
What is your native tongue?
.....and also.....teach me some!
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am Filipino.. although my native dialect would be Hiligaynon..
most of our curses here would be a mix of Spanish and our native dialect.. wehehe
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Love the purple offended people. Well at least the experience gave you inspiration.
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I'm really tempted to lean towards the fact that I might've traded this piece in for a blood free day. That shit HURT like nothing man.
The purple people are how everyone else actually looks to me
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Your art is charming in a peculiar way. I cant put my finger on it, but I like it. I look forward to more from you.
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Thanks very much again for all of the comments and the watch!
I laugh whenever anyone describes me or something related to me as "peculiar". I've heard it so much in relation to me lol
Thanks again!
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Well, I dont use that word much so there must be something to it, lol.
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...seven..times? how the hell do you manage to do that!?
lol very funny drawing too XD
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Extreme amounts of missing brain cells and some good ol fashioned homegrown stupidity i suppose
thanks!
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Lol, i love this. And it always will happen multiple times, regardless. Like stubbing your toe, you do it about five times through out the day.
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oh my word....don't even get me started on the toes.....
Thanks!
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thanks dude!
I live to serve my public
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This shall be a "favorite", because I only wish I could start screaming obscenities on the T without feeling all, you know... self-conscious.
I... I want to come with you to Alderaan and learn the ways of the Force.
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holy lord...this happened to me...almost
i bit my tounge SO hard, it took a chunk out of my tounge, blood was oozing out, my eyes were watering like a river and i was cussing, IN SPANISH. i was in spanish class, and my mind was in spanish mode...... so thats what came out.
sorry about that, hope your lippy gets better.
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oh man...that sucks humongously. Sorry, dear.
Thanks you for the condolances, although it is hard to heal since I keep biting it.....and therefore it gets swollen, so it's easier to accidentally bite. It's a vicious circle at this point.
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oh god i know...its a never ending cycle
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Quite inventive swearing...though not as good as "SWEET FUCKING BABY MOSES ON FIRE!!!"
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for some reason...the old testament references never got as much of a laugh out of me as the new testament ones :Shrug:
Your way is good too though
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What about "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST". It counjours up an interesting image of jesus...
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It is indeed a grand phrase......though I enjoy using the lesser known combonations of swearwords, as shown in the piece
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I know it shouldn't be funny...But hell...You have a knack for mking me laugh.
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"I know it shouldn't be be funny....."
That is how all of the best humor is
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I guess so. Ahwell. If it's funny, it's funny.
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Thanks!
Now.....FELL BAD ABOUT LAUGHING!
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Can't I just laugh?
I get enough of this feeling bad crap when I live without coffee.
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You are hereby given high persmission to laugh freely
....as long as it's not starbucks coffee, you may drink til you explode.
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God no! Starbucks is the empire of evil! They will take over the world!
*is not the same person that tried to set light to the Birmingham Starbucks establishment.*
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i love swearing too.
sweet comic or whatever its called.
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Yes! Swearing is grand!
um...I..I mean it's FUCKING BALLS INSANE! YES!
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hmm its more fun then SMACKING A FUCKING OLIVE LACED BITCH DICK
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