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ATTACK OF LETUCIFUR

I was bored. Then I thought, “Hey, I haven’t played SoulSilver in a while,” so I undusted my DS, turned it on and started playing. I skipped the intro and went straight for the title screen menu. As you’d expect, I hit “Continue”.

That’s where normality ended. When my game started up, it showed me in an unfamiliar place. Sure it was a nice-looking place, with vibrant green grass, cute blush pink flowers and little puddles scattered about, reflecting the cyan sky. It looked like I was in a small valley, seeing it continued to the left and to the right. The other weird thing was that there was no Pokémon following me. Then I noticed that my character was facing forward. Feeling the need to explore, I decided to move around a bit, see what this place had in store.

The second I took that first step I knew something was off. I saw a little sprite at the top of the screen. It looked like a combination of a Drifblim and that new 5th gen Pokémon Shandera, except it was completely green. I identified it as a Pokémon, since what else could it be? It wasn’t doing anything strange, just sitting in front of what appeared to be a small pond. The pond was shaped like an upside-down “U” and was hugging the side of the valley. The way it stood in front of the pond made it look like a legendary. I decided to walk up to it and examine it.

As soon as I did we went straight into battle. The creature didn’t even make a cry, as if the game skipped it and went straight into combat. Then the music caught my attention. It wasn’t the typical wild Pokémon battle music. It was the “VS Groudon/Kyogre” music from Ruby and Sapphire. To me, that music meant this was indeed a legendary Pokémon. You could imagine my excitement.

“Wild ***** appeared!”

That struck me as odd. This Pokémon didn’t even have a name. It didn’t even have a battle animation. Its cry, though, sounded like a Hoppip with a slightly lower pitch.

As I sent out my Absol I looked at this strange new Pokémon again in detail. It did, in fact, look like a Drifblim, but it was a dark vegetable green. I knew it wasn’t a shiny; shiny Drifblim are yellow, not green. But it wasn’t just its color that bewildered me. It didn’t have that “X” over its mouth like a normal Drifblim, and it had six long arms instead of four. Two of its arms were reaching over its head, holding something that looked like black fire. Its body was also a simple oval supporting its large balloon head. It was staring curiously at me with its small white eyes.

I felt bad that this green oddity didn’t have a name. I decided that since I was going to catch it anyway I’d give it a nickname. I opened up the bag and used a Master Ball (my friend hacked my game for me) on it.

Wiggle...

...wiggle...

...wiggle...

...Click!

“Gotcha! ***** was caught!”

Right after that it went straight back to the over world without even asking if I wanted to nickname the newly caught Pokémon. It irked me a little, until I saw what was happening in the area around me. Out of nowhere, dozens more of the Pokémon that I just caught showed up and were floating around above me. There were so many of them moving at once that the game itself was lagging! As I moved, pixels dragged and the textures of the grass and the cliff walls seemed to be ripping off.

It was at this point I decided to turn off my game and restart. I figured if I left the area and didn’t catch that strange green Pokémon I could continue the game as normal. I turned off the DS, not saving my progress, and turned it back on again. I watched the intro this time. Nothing was out of the ordinary. I got to the title screen menu and selected “continue”.

They were still there. Those flying green things were still there, messing up my game. In the midst of all the chaos, I noticed one of them was still on the ground. I decided I’d examine it.

That turned out to be a big mistake.

As I went into battle again, a slower, creepier version of the Groudon/Kyogre music played. Then I saw IT. I saw the Pokémon I caught before, only this time it was much larger, taking up over half of the screen. Its arms grew at least five times in size. It looked old, rotten and wrinkly, veins popping out everywhere. It had no battle animation. Its cry was that of a demonic Drifblim. But none of those could compare to those horrific, glaring eyes, or its demonic smile.

My trainer wouldn’t send out a Pokémon. Instead she just seemed to stand there in fear, sharing the same feeling as me. The longer I looked into its horrifying face, the more frozen with fear I became. Suddenly, the monster’s sprite got bigger, as if it were getting closer. Next thing I knew his face covered the entire screen, his eyes staring into my soul. I swear I heard it laugh.

Its laugh was the last thing I heard before I woke up. I looked over at my alarm clock. 7:27 am. “Crap!” I thought. “I’m late for school!”

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Seriously, what the fuck IS that thing?!?! Maybe I should post a creepypasta about this satanic cabbage Pokemon (yes, that THING is a Pokemon). I saw it in a dream and I decided to draw it. Thought it would be appropriate to post something creepy since it is almost Halloween.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! HOPE I GAVE YOU NIGHTMARES!

Description
ATTACK OF LETUCIFUR

I was bored. Then I thought, “Hey, I haven’t played SoulSilver in a while,” so I undusted my DS, turned it on and started playing. I skipped the intro and went straight for the title screen menu. As you’d expect, I hit “Continue”.

That’s where normality ended. When my game started up, it showed me in an unfamiliar place. Sure it was a nice-looking place, with vibrant green grass, cute blush pink flowers and little puddles scattered about, reflecting the cyan sky. It looked like I was in a small valley, seeing it continued to the left and to the right. The other weird thing was that there was no Pokémon following me. Then I noticed that my character was facing forward. Feeling the need to explore, I decided to move around a bit, see what this place had in store.

The second I took that first step I knew something was off. I saw a little sprite at the top of the screen. It looked like a combination of a Drifblim and that new 5th gen Pokémon Shandera, except it was completely green. I identified it as a Pokémon, since what else could it be? It wasn’t doing anything strange, just sitting in front of what appeared to be a small pond. The pond was shaped like an upside-down “U” and was hugging the side of the valley. The way it stood in front of the pond made it look like a legendary. I decided to walk up to it and examine it.

As soon as I did we went straight into battle. The creature didn’t even make a cry, as if the game skipped it and went straight into combat. Then the music caught my attention. It wasn’t the typical wild Pokémon battle music. It was the “VS Groudon/Kyogre” music from Ruby and Sapphire. To me, that music meant this was indeed a legendary Pokémon. You could imagine my excitement.

“Wild ***** appeared!”

That struck me as odd. This Pokémon didn’t even have a name. It didn’t even have a battle animation. Its cry, though, sounded like a Hoppip with a slightly lower pitch.

As I sent out my Absol I looked at this strange new Pokémon again in detail. It did, in fact, look like a Drifblim, but it was a dark vegetable green. I knew it wasn’t a shiny; shiny Drifblim are yellow, not green. But it wasn’t just its color that bewildered me. It didn’t have that “X” over its mouth like a normal Drifblim, and it had six long arms instead of four. Two of its arms were reaching over its head, holding something that looked like black fire. Its body was also a simple oval supporting its large balloon head. It was staring curiously at me with its small white eyes.

I felt bad that this green oddity didn’t have a name. I decided that since I was going to catch it anyway I’d give it a nickname. I opened up the bag and used a Master Ball (my friend hacked my game for me) on it.

Wiggle...

...wiggle...

...wiggle...

...Click!

“Gotcha! ***** was caught!”

Right after that it went straight back to the over world without even asking if I wanted to nickname the newly caught Pokémon. It irked me a little, until I saw what was happening in the area around me. Out of nowhere, dozens more of the Pokémon that I just caught showed up and were floating around above me. There were so many of them moving at once that the game itself was lagging! As I moved, pixels dragged and the textures of the grass and the cliff walls seemed to be ripping off.

It was at this point I decided to turn off my game and restart. I figured if I left the area and didn’t catch that strange green Pokémon I could continue the game as normal. I turned off the DS, not saving my progress, and turned it back on again. I watched the intro this time. Nothing was out of the ordinary. I got to the title screen menu and selected “continue”.

They were still there. Those flying green things were still there, messing up my game. In the midst of all the chaos, I noticed one of them was still on the ground. I decided I’d examine it.

That turned out to be a big mistake.

As I went into battle again, a slower, creepier version of the Groudon/Kyogre music played. Then I saw IT. I saw the Pokémon I caught before, only this time it was much larger, taking up over half of the screen. Its arms grew at least five times in size. It looked old, rotten and wrinkly, veins popping out everywhere. It had no battle animation. Its cry was that of a demonic Drifblim. But none of those could compare to those horrific, glaring eyes, or its demonic smile.

My trainer wouldn’t send out a Pokémon. Instead she just seemed to stand there in fear, sharing the same feeling as me. The longer I looked into its horrifying face, the more frozen with fear I became. Suddenly, the monster’s sprite got bigger, as if it were getting closer. Next thing I knew his face covered the entire screen, his eyes staring into my soul. I swear I heard it laugh.

Its laugh was the last thing I heard before I woke up. I looked over at my alarm clock. 7:27 am. “Crap!” I thought. “I’m late for school!”

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Seriously, what the fuck IS that thing?!?! Maybe I should post a creepypasta about this satanic cabbage Pokemon (yes, that THING is a Pokemon). I saw it in a dream and I decided to draw it. Thought it would be appropriate to post something creepy since it is almost Halloween.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! HOPE I GAVE YOU NIGHTMARES!