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"All mortals beware, for this duo shows mercy to no man, beast or surface material! Mold and Mildew are here, and they aren't going anywhere! Nothing shall stand in the way of their incredible conquest! Say goodbye to your damp cardboard boxes now, for they shall soon be devoured by their might! Have you checked your attic recently? Too late! This land is now theirs, and they rule with a soggy fist! Oh ho ho ho! It appears you pathetic fools have forgotten to use your fan during your showers one time too many! That wallpaper is just ripe for the taking! Yes indeed, there is nothing that is safe from their foul touch! They slither through your ducts, squeeze through your drains and dance upon your not-so-dry boxes of holiday decorations! Dare you challenge the terrifying Mold and Mildew?! Do you think your foolish struggles can even worry these absolute titans of rot and- is that a spray bottle? Is it? Uh, er...that...doesn't....scare them in the slightest! They have toppled greater threats than- that smells like vinegar! Is that vinegar?! Vinegar and..and..p-paper t-t-towels?! RUN!"

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Nothing too much here, just some goofy little goobers I drew up because I was thinking about mold and mildew once. Sounded like the name of a comedic duo. They act all tough, but they are actually tiny things that inconvenience people at best.

Also, I wanted to mention I am going to be gone for a little bit here. About two weeks. Going to go flee into the wilderness for some peace and quiet for a bit! No better time for something like that!

Description
"All mortals beware, for this duo shows mercy to no man, beast or surface material! Mold and Mildew are here, and they aren't going anywhere! Nothing shall stand in the way of their incredible conquest! Say goodbye to your damp cardboard boxes now, for they shall soon be devoured by their might! Have you checked your attic recently? Too late! This land is now theirs, and they rule with a soggy fist! Oh ho ho ho! It appears you pathetic fools have forgotten to use your fan during your showers one time too many! That wallpaper is just ripe for the taking! Yes indeed, there is nothing that is safe from their foul touch! They slither through your ducts, squeeze through your drains and dance upon your not-so-dry boxes of holiday decorations! Dare you challenge the terrifying Mold and Mildew?! Do you think your foolish struggles can even worry these absolute titans of rot and- is that a spray bottle? Is it? Uh, er...that...doesn't....scare them in the slightest! They have toppled greater threats than- that smells like vinegar! Is that vinegar?! Vinegar and..and..p-paper t-t-towels?! RUN!"

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Nothing too much here, just some goofy little goobers I drew up because I was thinking about mold and mildew once. Sounded like the name of a comedic duo. They act all tough, but they are actually tiny things that inconvenience people at best.

Also, I wanted to mention I am going to be gone for a little bit here. About two weeks. Going to go flee into the wilderness for some peace and quiet for a bit! No better time for something like that!