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No one quite knows how to describe it, if there is even anything to describe. Attempts to gain a clear answer are foiled by the fact that they appear and disappear seemingly at random, with no rhyme or reason to them. Some claim they are real, others are sure it is a hoax. One side says their sightings are too common to be a simple prank, while the other points out that they are too rare to be an actual living thing. Months will go by without a word or track found, but then suddenly a blurry photo will surface or a shaky video that cuts off at quite the convenient moment gets posted and suddenly everyone is abuzz once more and the debate is reignited. They're real! They're fake! Scientists are left baffled! No they are not, the only thing puzzling them is how anyone can fall for this crap! This is definite proof! This is a load of garbage! They walk exactly like an alien! How do you know that?!

These "creatures" have been dubbed the "Pale Coneheads," and it is truly leaving viewers stunned! Their erratic body movements, their unexplainable origins and the fact that no one can figure out why they are here or what they want! They are always seen at night, lurking behind trees, or hidden in thick brush, or peaking around corners or quickly sprinting past a narrow doorway or standing on someone's roof or standing at the edge of a shoddy phone's camera range! It is truly chilling to witness! Their tall wobbling heads and darting eyes! Their wild failing arms! The odd sheen of their armored parts, surely made from some sort of extraterrestrial metal! We all know what aliens look like and that my friend is a freaking alien!

But of course, "logical" people all claim that there is a reasonable explanation for all this, but if that's the case, then where are their MOUTHS?! CHECKMATE, SCIENCE!

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And the last of Funguary, with Cryptic + Icing Sugar Fungus! Sorry to say this one is certainly a step down in crazy detail than the others, because honestly I accidentally burned myself out on the complexity of the other three! But we at least made it to the finish line!

Description

No one quite knows how to describe it, if there is even anything to describe. Attempts to gain a clear answer are foiled by the fact that they appear and disappear seemingly at random, with no rhyme or reason to them. Some claim they are real, others are sure it is a hoax. One side says their sightings are too common to be a simple prank, while the other points out that they are too rare to be an actual living thing. Months will go by without a word or track found, but then suddenly a blurry photo will surface or a shaky video that cuts off at quite the convenient moment gets posted and suddenly everyone is abuzz once more and the debate is reignited. They're real! They're fake! Scientists are left baffled! No they are not, the only thing puzzling them is how anyone can fall for this crap! This is definite proof! This is a load of garbage! They walk exactly like an alien! How do you know that?!

These "creatures" have been dubbed the "Pale Coneheads," and it is truly leaving viewers stunned! Their erratic body movements, their unexplainable origins and the fact that no one can figure out why they are here or what they want! They are always seen at night, lurking behind trees, or hidden in thick brush, or peaking around corners or quickly sprinting past a narrow doorway or standing on someone's roof or standing at the edge of a shoddy phone's camera range! It is truly chilling to witness! Their tall wobbling heads and darting eyes! Their wild failing arms! The odd sheen of their armored parts, surely made from some sort of extraterrestrial metal! We all know what aliens look like and that my friend is a freaking alien!

But of course, "logical" people all claim that there is a reasonable explanation for all this, but if that's the case, then where are their MOUTHS?! CHECKMATE, SCIENCE!

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And the last of Funguary, with Cryptic + Icing Sugar Fungus! Sorry to say this one is certainly a step down in crazy detail than the others, because honestly I accidentally burned myself out on the complexity of the other three! But we at least made it to the finish line!