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As one would expect for beings that are living embodiment of chaos, the language within the Courts of Chaos is completely incomprehensible. Their writing seems to include every letter, number and symbol that has ever existed and then it is all thrown into a blender and slung across the room. While it is tough enough trying to decipher such gibberish, one has to also deal with the fact that grammar and sentence structure is something they don't believe in either. With the sheer mess that is found in their papers, scrolls and napkin pieces, some have turned to their language for help. Perhaps their spoken tongue may be easier to understand, which they quickly found was not the case. The Chaos seem to speak in very guttural, primitive sounds, which is mixed with electronic warbling and a bunch of other odd noises. Some have described it as "if cartoon cavemen had somehow evolved their language to the complexity found in modern day, but still kept with the grunting and hooting." Recordings that have been collected from their realm sound like pure gibberish, but certain patterns have been found that suggest that this is not total nonsense. During trials, when things are getting interesting or exciting, the crowd of Chaos seem to let out some kind of cheer or chant. In written form, the best replication of this sound comes out as "Itchy ooo yah." The best people can guess is that it is a phrase that shows excitement or eagerness for coming bloodshed. What they are saying exactly is currently impossible to understand. With the sheer butchery that is their spoken tongue, many researchers gave up hope on figuring out the ways of Chaos. That was, until, a shocking discovery rocked the worlds. A chance for understanding the Chaos suddenly reared its head, as someone came upon the most crucial knowledge: The Courts of Chaos had interpreters.

Originally believed to be just normal Chaos that sat around in the courtrooms, further research and investigations discovered that this specific being was meant to serve as an interpreter. The machinery and organs that cover its body give it a wide range of communication skills, which can be used to transfer information from one organism to the next. The long line of eyeballs are capable of creating pupils that can form into any shape or letter, allowing it to present words and phrases in written form. Its many tongues allow it to master any language, no matter how alien or impossible it may seem. And to even those who cannot hear, the interpreters appear to be armed with strange hands that can perform sign language and other signing forms of communication. Placed in the court rooms during trials, the interpreters are tasked with conveying information from the performing Chaos to the accused alien parties. This discovery blew the hats off many researchers, as it was at last a chance to finally crack their language. By focusing on these interpreters, they could truly understand the Chaos and learn how their entire realm even worked. Such a thing would rock the entire universe, and could change the way reality worked from here on out. That's how it was supposed to go, but that relies solely on any of these interpreters doing their goddamn job.

Much to the dismay of the universe, it appears that absolutely none of these interpreting Chaos take their job seriously. Though possessing all the tools to master language and communication, they seem to have zero interest in actually doing such a thing. Observations during trials have found these interpreters sleeping at their desks, making paper airplanes, staring at walls, banging their heads against random objects, and in one case, screaming some primordial mixture of Chinese and Latin before flinging themselves into the audience to start an all-out fist fight. They absolutely refuse to take part in their actual role, even when the court turns their attention to them. At times when the accused looks to the interpreter for aid or clarification, the interpreter seems to conveniently find something else to look at, while nervously whistling some kind of tune. On the rare occasion that signing has been observed and recorded, weeks of research and interpretation came to the conclusion that it "had no clue what it was doing." This has given rise to the disappointing theory that perhaps the Chaos that are assigned to being interpreters do not actually know how to do such a thing, and refuse to actually admit it. Not that the Chaos would care....

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More Chaos, and ones that are modeled after the most advanced communication device to ensure that they are suited for the job!

And I still have no clue how to color these guys!

Description
As one would expect for beings that are living embodiment of chaos, the language within the Courts of Chaos is completely incomprehensible. Their writing seems to include every letter, number and symbol that has ever existed and then it is all thrown into a blender and slung across the room. While it is tough enough trying to decipher such gibberish, one has to also deal with the fact that grammar and sentence structure is something they don't believe in either. With the sheer mess that is found in their papers, scrolls and napkin pieces, some have turned to their language for help. Perhaps their spoken tongue may be easier to understand, which they quickly found was not the case. The Chaos seem to speak in very guttural, primitive sounds, which is mixed with electronic warbling and a bunch of other odd noises. Some have described it as "if cartoon cavemen had somehow evolved their language to the complexity found in modern day, but still kept with the grunting and hooting." Recordings that have been collected from their realm sound like pure gibberish, but certain patterns have been found that suggest that this is not total nonsense. During trials, when things are getting interesting or exciting, the crowd of Chaos seem to let out some kind of cheer or chant. In written form, the best replication of this sound comes out as "Itchy ooo yah." The best people can guess is that it is a phrase that shows excitement or eagerness for coming bloodshed. What they are saying exactly is currently impossible to understand. With the sheer butchery that is their spoken tongue, many researchers gave up hope on figuring out the ways of Chaos. That was, until, a shocking discovery rocked the worlds. A chance for understanding the Chaos suddenly reared its head, as someone came upon the most crucial knowledge: The Courts of Chaos had interpreters.

Originally believed to be just normal Chaos that sat around in the courtrooms, further research and investigations discovered that this specific being was meant to serve as an interpreter. The machinery and organs that cover its body give it a wide range of communication skills, which can be used to transfer information from one organism to the next. The long line of eyeballs are capable of creating pupils that can form into any shape or letter, allowing it to present words and phrases in written form. Its many tongues allow it to master any language, no matter how alien or impossible it may seem. And to even those who cannot hear, the interpreters appear to be armed with strange hands that can perform sign language and other signing forms of communication. Placed in the court rooms during trials, the interpreters are tasked with conveying information from the performing Chaos to the accused alien parties. This discovery blew the hats off many researchers, as it was at last a chance to finally crack their language. By focusing on these interpreters, they could truly understand the Chaos and learn how their entire realm even worked. Such a thing would rock the entire universe, and could change the way reality worked from here on out. That's how it was supposed to go, but that relies solely on any of these interpreters doing their goddamn job.

Much to the dismay of the universe, it appears that absolutely none of these interpreting Chaos take their job seriously. Though possessing all the tools to master language and communication, they seem to have zero interest in actually doing such a thing. Observations during trials have found these interpreters sleeping at their desks, making paper airplanes, staring at walls, banging their heads against random objects, and in one case, screaming some primordial mixture of Chinese and Latin before flinging themselves into the audience to start an all-out fist fight. They absolutely refuse to take part in their actual role, even when the court turns their attention to them. At times when the accused looks to the interpreter for aid or clarification, the interpreter seems to conveniently find something else to look at, while nervously whistling some kind of tune. On the rare occasion that signing has been observed and recorded, weeks of research and interpretation came to the conclusion that it "had no clue what it was doing." This has given rise to the disappointing theory that perhaps the Chaos that are assigned to being interpreters do not actually know how to do such a thing, and refuse to actually admit it. Not that the Chaos would care....

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More Chaos, and ones that are modeled after the most advanced communication device to ensure that they are suited for the job!

And I still have no clue how to color these guys!