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EWilloughby — How Raptors Lost Their Primaries
Published: 2012-02-27 23:06:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 36781; Favourites: 638; Downloads: 161
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P. phagia is a terrible thing, and these poor afflicted deinonychosaurs need support and encouragement rather than ridicule.In increasingly rare instances, P. phagia has been known to mutate to several different genera and species, all of which cause horrible physical deficiencies for the affected animals. Known variations of this terrible, terrible parasite include:
Primaropteryx wristattachia: this variation somehow detaches the primaries from the phalange, leaving them dangling from the wrist.
Remigopteryx phagia: this variation is known to totally consume the arm feathers of a deinonychosaur.
Pronatowrist breakius: This especially dangerous parasite actually deforms the arms by bending the wrists into unnatural positions. Is very painful for the animal.
Jurassopark completefuckupius: Too terrible to describe here.
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It seems like this meme came alive! 
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What about the worms that make ornischtians loose all of their plumage except some on their back? Or the one that devours the skin on their cheeks, leaving nothing but the exposed flesh?
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Ah yes, the dreaded Ornithischian cheek louse--nasty bugger.
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Someone needs to tell me what happened for this to be created www.gurumed.org/wp-content/upl…
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Julius csotonyi painted an otherwise stunning utahraptor but he
Deliberately made it primary-less because he thought the primary's would interfere with the hand's grasping function. 'Inhales... Exhales' where's the evidence?
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Well he's amazing at art, but not the best at reconstructing dinosaurs
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Oh I get it...
I think its too late to fix the Jurassic Park franchise's design for dinosaurs though, its been around too long to change in movies maybe, they explain that the animals were messed up by the cloning process though...
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Jurassic world claimed that to stop the frog DNA sex-changing powers, henry wu added DNA from green iguanas, geckos and an african black-throated monitor lizard to each of his dromeosaurids. I'm being dead serious. Why not use secretary bird, or crested serima bird DNA to them? I'd have avoided using flying bird DNA. Because a hawk brain in a flightless body would suffer.
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Because they wanted it to look scary and based it off old dinosaur looks and ideas as lizards, it would be cool for the next movie to have accurate dinosaurs but I think its best to accept that this is the established look for the dinosaurs of JP/JW, I guess they had doubts about the feathered chicken Velociraptors so they made em bigger and stuff.
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Well in JW, Delta ( Blue's second in command ) has avian DNA, resulting in her more bird-like movements
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Cool detail... i must double back and take a look
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Bloody hell, I forgot to mention that they used cranes and other birds for the vocalisations of the raptors, which makes sense, since they're the most closely related to birds
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See they do care for detail.
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Plus, there's one thing that is accurate with the raptors in JP and JW: the lips, they don't have exposed teeth. just like in real life
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Yeah thats pretty great aint it?
Has this been a problem for other depictions? I recall jurassic fight club did the teeth coming out like a rex
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In JFC, raptors had their teeth exposed
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Yep, they did with Dromeosaurus, but for some reason not Utahraptor
that series is a little cash grabby, very awesomebro
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Ikr, plus I didn't like JFC alot tbh
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Its pretty damn embarrassing sometimes, for one thing they are animals not battle monsters, more often there would be more briefer confrontations and the animals being smart about their "attacks", like the Majungasaurus could've just waited till the mother was away hunting to kill the offspring or say the constant roaring they do, its just far from realistic.
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It's cringe worthy, last time I watched it, I got cringe overload
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It's a joke about how some people draw the arms deformed.
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before I started reading the description I actually googled Primaropteryx phagia 😂
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The saddest part is that over 87% of the photos taken on the internet are ofthem infected with these, what kind of a sick fuck would do such a thing!?
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Oh, nice. I freaking love this.
However, IMO, Pronatowrist breakius and Jurassopark completefuckupius would be more fitting as disease-causing bacteria.
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I love it when people incorporate some jokes or memes into paleontology or find humour in paleotology lol this is awesome
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Heil feather hitler heil feather hitler ( that's not hate twords science in fact I'm slightly in favor but at least give JP some cred for trying to give the raptors something in the 3rd one with there hair things)
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A pure work of genius.
Imagine if modern dinosaurs suffered from Jurassopark completefuckupius. *shivers* Poor animals...
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sam the ugliest dog suffers from jurassicparkucus partthreeicus, with minimal fur on his head.
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I guess that once infected by Jurassopark completefuckupius the only way out is to kill the poor creature with fire, right?
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Way to deal with the blunder in a creative, hilarious way
Seriously, I wouldn't wish J. completefuckupius on anybody.
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