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Published: 2009-04-07 02:00:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 220; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 3
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Compositional plan for movie poster, because I have no life. For the final version (if such a thing was to be made), I'd use photographs of real people who actually look like the characters instead of creating fake people in photoshop out of pictures I had in my camera.All images, logos, and photos were created/ taken, and edited/rendered beyond recognition and visual appeal by myself.
I have a habit of totally butchering human faces in photoshop, to the point where I'm so desensitized I can't even realize how mutated they look until I find my lap full of vomit from some curious onlooker peering over my shoulder.
If you will be observant, you may notice that the bottom text is 100% absolute pure BS. But of course, it wouldn't look like a movie poster without SOMETHING written down there.
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I am speechless...
that was amazing
just the stuff on the bottom made me laugh so hard
btw, I still want to read what you have
~Your Loving Stalker
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Me: Hey! Somebody likes it! And is lovingly stalking me!
Henry says: Wow somebody LIKED it? They need some glasses!
Aww thanks!!! I think my website will have some free excerpts up soon, open to the public. Thanks a lot!
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.... James D'Arcy is not a sexy beast.
I must say, uptimism is written all over the face of this poster.
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Oh really?
I think both statements are wrong!
It's a total BS poster from, as it says, "America's Worst-Selling Author" lol
I by no means expect this to EVER be a film. Hell, I don't even know if I'll even finish the book.
And you just don't like James D'Arcy because I said I wanted to shag his brains in.
Don't worry. I'd still rather have the deed done by you.
..by you to me, I mean. Except for the fact that that would mean I wouldn't have a hymen anymore. And I love my hymen, because it's my best friend and it tells jokes and gives me love advice and talks to me about boys and encourages me and sings opera at night by vibrating like the strings of a cello.
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The "u"ptimism was sarcasm (Notes spelling error)
and no, I honestly don't like james D'Arcy aesthetically. There are plenty of men that you and I both agree to want to "Shag their brains in."
Also, your Hymen has a very deep umm.... voice... if it vibrates like a cello. That's some man Opera. You should record it and make a CD.
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Visually he's just okay. Nothing special. But his mannerisms are what make him sexy. He's very gentle and has a sort of feminine grace. He's so calm and sweet.
And yess!! My singing hymen shall make a best-selling CD of choural songs and symphonies! I shall call it "Songs of the Virgin". Christians will buy it because of the name, and soon be disappointed.
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