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Published: 2007-07-28 23:01:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 189; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 7
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Mmm.Fuck you, kawaii, Fuck you, Naruto head bands, FUCK YOU bubble tea drinking anime fucking nerds who write their orders down at cafe's and sign is with KOGA. FUCK YOU.
I am so sick and tired of seeing this middle school / high school kids walking around with plastic, painted ninja head bands and for the love of christ, GIANT CAT BELLS. I shit you not. HAHAH LOOK AT ME I'M A BLOODY CAT-NINJA WATCH MY MAD SKILL AS I GO TUMBLING OFF A CHAIR. I DON'T SPEAK A BLOODY WORD OF JAPANESE BUT I AM SOOOOO CULTURED. right?
NO.
FUCK YOU.
I'm going to have to dedicate this piece to Chandelle, my good friend. She HATES the newest "let's cosplay as blah blah blah from Naruto EVERY FUCKING DAY" fad. She's my inspiration.
Furthermore, there is NOTHING original about DRESSING UP AS SOMEBODY ELSE. NOTHING! It's one thing to be able to appreciate a character form a storyline or TV show, it's another thing to make it a religious FUCKING ritual to aplly your make up in such a way that you look like you have cat eyes cuz OH THAT ONE GIRL FROM THAT ONE SHOW HAS CAT EYES I WANT CAT EYES TOO LOOK I HAVE CAT EYES I'M ORIGINAL.
I'm gonna stab you all.
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Comments: 12
Ah, damn, I came across another anime rant. Well, anyway, where do you live? Because no one talks about anime that much where I live. But even still, I wouldn't go cursing my brains out. Does it really bother you that much? Mm. Maybe you need some therapy.
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and people wonder why i hate anime. its because people like that ruin it for me before i have a chance to even know what the fuck it is.
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Me and all the voices in my head approve your rant.
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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Plus they are only doing it because it's become so trendy lately, they had no idea it existed before. THEY DONT EVEN SAY KAWAII RIGHT. (grandpa was in WWII and knows japanese, fun to contradict anime fags)
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When someone finally makes a cosplay costume with tentacles sewn to various unmentionable areas... I don't know, but that will be an amazing sight.
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I feel honored to be your inspiration.
You know what I want to see?
Someone cosplaying as a lesser-known anime character. I'd probably have their babies.
Recently, I took an online quiz titled "How much of an anime freak are you?" The questions were all about Inuyasha, Naruto, Gravitation, and Yu Yu Hakusho. I wanted to stab babies. I mean, isn't being a real anime freak mean you know MORE than the popular ones? I like Gravitation and YYH as much as the next cat, honestly, but if I turned around with, "What's the name of the gym teacher in I, My, Me, Strawberry Eggs?" I'd get "...Naruto?"
I want to meet someone who has heard of a yaoi title that I haven't. That would be the wo/man of my dreams.
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I agree, brick-tits, but isn't this more of a journal type thing? >>'
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NUH UH, NOT A JOURNAL ENTRY.
It's a work of art.
Go worship a cow and sing about fat people, you fucking terrorist oompa-loompa. <3
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oO; Since when did Indians sing about fat people?
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That's my girl. And I fully agree, jaysis. o_o
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One of these days I need to co-operatively rant with you, dear, but usually I'm just too lazy and unmotivated. >_>
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