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Published: 2009-01-09 23:48:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 107; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 1
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This is Jessie Longhorn, when he's 28. (Aka, the age he may die at)and awww! He can rip out a heart with barely any blood spillage! :flirt:
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Oh yeeeesss!~ 8D
Musclely arms!~
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Happy Tips: *fangasm*
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this strnge reminds me of what i am going to do to my sibling
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lol, your gunna ripped out her heart?
I'd totally pay to see that in live action! *is not joking* XD
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i think if i taped it , mom would be angry
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rofl. I beat she'd be super pissed if you then posted it on youtube. XD
*beginning of the video*
you: Hello, youtube, I'm about to rip my sisters heart out, and you guys it front row seats! *evil grin*
youtube watchers: 
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hahahhahhahah, zomg , it would get more page views then 2 girls 1 cup!
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LMAO! XD
That would be amazing!
and hopefully better then my school's attempt in a parody , "two guys one pan" thing e_e' ---> [link]
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OHHHHHHH GOD THAT IS FUNNY YET SICK,....i love it!
i think it would be called 2 girls 1 heart hahahaha
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yeah, They said 'it was the worst/best video they made' XD
and the whole school saw it. Rofl! it was so freakin' sweet! XDD
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i think it fits just that
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Hamelle: ....scruffy, buff, that's all okay with me but.....SMOKING!?!?!
Jessie: Didn't you know I was a smoker?
Hamelle: T_T *grabs cigarrette and puts it out*
Jessie: I'm going to die soon. Can't I smoke since I won't live a full life?
Hamelle: ...............WAAHHH!!! YOU'RE GONNA DIEEEE!!!! *sob!*
Jessie: ...not as planned. -,-
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Rofl! I showed this picture to some of in real life friends and they all are like. "Nooo He can't/should smoke!"
older Jessie: Man, when I was younger I only smoked when I was depressed, like after a night out with my chain saw or knife.
Jessie: What ever old man! >_>
Hamelle: *sob, sob*
Jessie: *grabs Hamelle* Acording to the old man, I still got 9 years. So chill....heh heh, scruffy...
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xD I'm fine with him smoking or not. Since he's gunna die and all..
Hamelle: *stops crying* o////o (omg jessie's holding me!? *overload*)
Jessie: Um... >///< This is kinda...
Older Jessie: Pfft, you know you don't get with her so why are you blushing?
Jessie: Wha-!?
Hamelle: *looks away* *starts tearing up again*
Jessie: GOSH DARN IT YOU SUCK OLDER ME!!
Older Jessie: T_T
(soap opera! xD)
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Jessie: Well, I want to spend as much time with her as i can before i die...in 9 years.
older jessie: *blows smoke* yeah yeah, just be glad i'm not a drunk like razor over there. *flicks ashes*
Razor: God dammit i'm not drunk! I just...*collaspe*
Dylan: *shakes his head in disaprovel* Thats what he gets when he starts relieing on hard liqor for his problems...(heh, i have no problems!~)
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Hamelle: >///< (Jessie's so cute...but I can't have him ;-; )
Jessie: Hey Hamelle, you okay? You look kinda--
Razor: I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOOOOD!! ACTUALLY I AM REAALLLYY GOOOOOOODDD!! LAWL!!! JESSIE UR HOTT!!! *rolling around on floor totally drunk*
Jessie: ......... *looks away* I don't know him >_>
Dylan: *drags off Razor* T_T Why do you always do this to me?
Razor: H-hey dude watchu doin? Whyse you draggen meh?! Wait! Jesseh...come 'ere!
Jessie: No. :<
Razor: *gets up and shoves a beer down Jessie's throat* Gud times man...gud times~!!!
Jessie: KGJWL:EKJRLSJE!?!?! GAK!! *starts foamin' at teh mouth*
Hamelle: Ohmygod Jessie are you okay!??!
Jessie: *rolling around like a dying cow*
Older Jessie: XDDDDDDDD *points and laughs*
Hamelle: Hey! That's mean! He's you, remember?
Older Jessie: But damn that's funny! XDDDDD
Hamelle: -_-"
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Older Jessie: Eh, its a pity that i had to turn out to be gay. So many cute girls and no hot guys are out for me... *takes a long drag on cig*
Dylan(which by the way has a very manly body when he's older!~) : Pfft, I really wish you wouldn't smoke around me, Jess.
Older Jessie: *blows smoke right in Dylans face*
Jessie: ASDFDGFGHJK!! *on the floor*
Older Jessie: *looks down and kicks his younger self out of his way*
Hamelle: What! Did you just kick your younger self? ._o
Older Jessie: Mmm, sure did... ...I'm hungry...
(lol older jessie is a little bit uncaring XD)
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Hamelle: Now I'm practically GLAD I broke up with you... (as if we were ever together in the first place ;-; )
Older Jessie: Heehhh....yeah, you were cute 'n all....but Malicious was sooo much hotter. And damn, she looks really fiine in eight years.
Hamelle: o_o ......................
Razor: I'MA PEDOBEARRRRR!!! MWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
Dylan: Freakin' drunk... -_-"
Jessie: *still foaming at mouth*
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Thank joos!~
me likey your new icon. :3
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c: You're welcome.
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