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explodingmuffins — Shot in the Face
Published: 2006-11-22 01:45:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 598; Favourites: 9; Downloads: 14
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Two reasons:1. This is for all the stupid stuff I always do (usually unintentionally) and really regret later. Most of the time they really don't mean anything except in my mind, like, they really didn't hurt anyone else but me...but not always.
2. I hate my face. I am Acne Woman + a giant nose.
I was having a kinda weird-ish day yesterday, and I did do another one of those unintentional stupid things...so yeah. I vented a bit. And yes that is me...all the horrible bloody gorey whatever pictures are almost always going to be me, because I've not the heart to beat up my characters. Just for future reference.
And just as a note (because a lot of my friends kinda freaked out when they saw this picture) NO, I'm not emo, I don't cut myself or anything....all my self mutilation is in my art. Hurting yourself hurts, drawing yourself hurt doesn't. And I'm not thinking about actually shooting myself either, gawds no O.o;;
watercolor
everything © to me.
should I put this under 'mature content'?
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Comments: 37
So, are you saying you don't like this, or you do? You must, seeing as how you took the time to comment and fav it. Thank you for that, then
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i never said i didnt like it i just sayed iv seen better
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Those blood splatters rawk.
Nothing like self-mutilation through art.
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YES. I love drawing myself all mutilated
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... joo have issues...
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I am aware of that.
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Art can be very theraputic. It's also a postive way to get out your anger/angst.
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yurp. That's why I love it so much. Good outlet for EVERYTHING.
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!!!FACE!!!
LOL
I love the way you made everything go photo negative (the fur looking whit instead of black) to give it that since of just making instant contact. Really cool stuff!
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LOL you're the first to find this really funny XD Everyone else I showed this to totally flipped out! That's really interesting.
Fankie much
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...If one was shot in the face, normally their head wouldn't explode like that. XD You must have some interesting chemicals floatin' around up thar.
PAH-FUTT. (XD) I'm much worse than you are. I mean... really. And I've seen people who're like, ACNE-EVERYWHERE-PERSON-DUDE. This one kid who I see every day in the hallway is friggin' LINED with them. You're NOT that bad; I can't make mine go away either. And my mom LIES about 'em.
Mom: "Oh, look, they look less angry today!"
Me: "Angry?" -imagines evil pimples brandishing knives and shouting I AM PISSED or singing "WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!" because I keep trying to kill them-
Anyway. Besides random off-topic homocidal zits, you're not THAT BAD. And the pic is nice, though it's funny how your head just goes "BOOM!" (...Only I could find something funny in this picture. Only I... or me, or whatever you'd say.)
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maybe all my milions of zits popped right at that very moment, causing my whole head to explode from the pressure.
hey, I could have been shot with a high caliber bullet. A big enough one might have done that. Or maybe an exploding bullet, WHAT THE HELL EVER.
Well, hardly anyone at my school (that I've noticed so far) has any zits at ALL. People keep mistaking me for a freakin' middle school kid because I'm short, pimply, and flat-chested. Casey keeps thinking I'm stunting my growth because I don't eat very much, and I'm so short, and all that...she's just abnormally tall. Yeah. That's it. I didn't have a problem with my height BEFORE, I'm taller than a lot of people. But aside from that, I still don't like my face no matter what anyone says x.x
completely irrelevant, but still important (I think)....My Chemical Romance = BEST BAND EVER. New obsession time! 
Sleep me needs? I think. Be it 12:30 in the morning. Alarm systems be goin' off for the past half hour. Fun, yes. Headache medicine much. Swirly-Butt not like. Me has lost hearing now. What? What you say? Cheese pickles on a corndog? No thanks, I think I'll take a plane hot dog. 
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-tries to keep from laughing like a maniac- Flying weiner hot dogs! -puts head down on desk and sobs- I actually remembered that in the middle of math one time. The result was rather distasterous... I started crying with laughter. The worst part was that I couldn't tell anyone why I was making weird noises/crying (XD I'd been trying to hide my tears of laughter by putting my face close to my desk... but it was going to look like my desk flooded if I laughed much harder. O.o?)
Explodin' bullet say you? ...Maybe you got shot with an exploding muffin. OMG MRS. RICHARDS IS OUT TO GET YOO. RUN M00FIN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. I'LL HOLD HER OFF. -takes out stick of darkness and pulls a classic Reno-smacks-person-behind-with-stick-when-he's-not-supposed-to-only-it's-on-Mrs-Richards-so-it's-not-that-much-of-an-accident-
God, I need some sleep. I'm over here typing like absolute CRAP (if I start mispelling again I'll leave it alone so you can see how bad it is), laughing about 'flying weiner hot dogs' and imagining smacking MRs. richrads with my stick of darkness (HOMYGAWD SEE HOW BAD MY TYPNG SKILLS RE!? I'm so not doing this on purpoxe either.)
XD Everyone at my school is a zit-face. I dont' feel so bad no more.
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okay, at least I'm not that bad. When I start laughing like a maniac, people know why I'm laughing XD I don't think I've ever started laughing randomly in the middle of class before O.o
No, I control the exploding muffins. Do you know the muffin man? He won't sell me muffins anymore because I threw some exploding ones at him once. He's a jerk face anyway. So yeah, no...an exploding muffin wouldn't blow up my head.
reeeeeeally, you have to at least watch the music video for Welcome to the Black Parade. 
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-scratches head- I haven't checked them out yet. I'm a bad seed.
Why's he a jerk face? What'd he do; sell you some faulty muffins or something?
I couldn't help it! If Seymour's voice randomly comes out of nowhere saying "hmm... flying weiner hot dogs!" then YOU FRIGGIN LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF UNTIL THE VOICE GOES AWAY. And it hasn't happened since then. XD
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LOL. dork XD Man, that was the best dream ever. Rarely do I dream anything that's actually interesting. Or that makes people start laughing like mad in the middle of math class.
The muffin man is just mean. I dunno. -does Mrs. Richards accent- He kept selling me muffins Wal-mart when I HAVE to have muffins from Albertsons! And he kept selling me the bottoms too! WHO EATS THE BOTTOM OF THE MUFFIN?
Check out the videos whenever you want, I don't care so much anymore. I just got really obsessed for a few days there XD
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XD Later this week (maybe tomorrow) my mommeh's gonna drive me to Molasky so I don't have to get stalked again! YAAAY! And I'm gonna visit all mah old teachers and I'm going to ask how that ruler's doing if I happen to see Mrs. Richards. Or maybe terrorize her with bad grammar.
Me: WAZZUP MRS. RICHARDS!? I'm doing GUUUUUUUD.
Mrs. Richards: -twitch-
Me: ^^ YEEEEah, all that good stuff, y'know? ANYWAYZ, figured I'd drop by. TOODLE-LOO! ... -chucks top-less muffin at her and runs away cackling-
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LOL. A TOPLESS muffin? Really, someone should tell those muffins to dress decently, they're in a school after all!!
Aw man...I wanna go to Molasky and talk to my old teachers SO BAD...it would never work though because I get out at 2 and we have to drive all the way back to this side of town to pick up Alec...I keep trying to get Casey to take me over there since her sister is in 6th grade now, but they're always too busy >.< LOOSEN UP GOSH DARNIT. I wanna say hi to Mr. Borg and Kolby!! XDD
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Funnily enough, I knew you were going to say that. You know what I meant. However, the muffins aren't NEARLY as bad as those Gatorade bottles. They need to learn how to show some integrity instead of flashing random people with their multi-colored nakedness.
YES, I'm weird, shut up.
XD I didn't go today. I was going to ask my mom, but I found out she was stalking me instead. She drove UP to the school, stood in the bus lot and tried to figure out what bus I was on so she could kidnap me and take me to lunch. If Michelle hadn't seen her I would've been totally clueless. When we figured out it was my mom, she goes "-shoves self up to random person- HEY, can I borrow your cellphone?" Person: O.O;;;
XD I ate fish and chips. Why do they call it fish and chips if there aren't any chips in it?
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fish and french fries, right? They call french fries 'chips' in England, and that's an English dish
heh. LOOK I GOT AXEL!! -rips off wrapper-
So, what, your mom just walked up to some random kid and asked to use their cellphone? wtf? That's...really weird...O.o;;
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XD No, Michelle did. She thought she saw my mom, so she poked some random kid and said "CAN I USE YOUR CELLPHONE!?" and they looked at her like she was crazy.
...But... french fries look nothing like chips. XP I'll never get English people. XD They have mini-gatorade bottles at my school. OMG PHIL I NEED TO GET CHEESEBALLS SOMETIME SOON! Squeeeeeeeeee... I totally forgot about that. CHEESEBALLS! I'll buy two or three bags and give one to you when I give DoC back. I am a gee-nee-yoos!
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XD They have cheeseballs at my school too. I don't really like them anymore though. I have no one to throw them at! The only guy that talks to me (so far anyway) doesn't realy deserve to get cheeseball attacked, and he'd just leave if it really pissed him off anyway. With Kolby we were just DARING him to leave.
well, they probably think we're weird for calling them fries.
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XD And he never left! He LIKED the attention, darnit, even if he pretended not to. EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! -sprays perfume at him- It makes you wonder, how attention-starved WAS he if he had to resort to spending lunch with a group of teenage girls who found enjoyment in throwing things at him or floofing his hair?
But they're FRIES. If fries were chips and chips were fries... then... the world would be backwards. Jell-O would be pudding and pudding would be Jell-O.
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weirdo. THEY PROBABLY THINK THE SAME THING. Chips ARE fries and fries ARE chips. They're both. They're only fries here!! They call them chips everywhere else! We are the oddballs! (you're getting me worked up over some stupid British/English slang. You suck.)
Heh. See, at my school guys don't really get that attention starved. No one does. I don't think. Either way, I don't have anyone to chuck cheeseballs at...yet. ...that trash lady would probably murder me if I did though. You could get away with something like that in a ghetto middle school, but not here.
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You are NOT acne-woman!!
You're not... going suicidal or anything, are you?? XD
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no!! gawd, I went through that whole thing last year. I'm way the hell too afraid of death to be suicidal 
But...I'm taking medication for it and I STILL have more zits and blackheads than anyone else I've seen my age. x.x I got acne before anyone else my age (that I knew at the time...it was 5th grade) and I have yet to get rid of it too.
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thankie much for the fav and watch!
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Being creepy~
I saw this and remembered this was the deviation I found you through.
4 years now!
:0
Still love your art, more than ever.
-end stalk-
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Hey, you should get a facebook or something because I'm never on here anymore. XD
I'm Celeste Muffins if you do have one
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