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explodingmuffins — WHO IS CHARLES?
Published: 2008-07-08 01:17:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 220; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 1
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Okay seriously...I have been getting calls almost every day. The first one was a teenage-sounding guy, then another guy, then a couple of girls called me at like 7 in the morning (about a half hour apart) and now we're back to guys asking for Charles again.IT IS REALLY ANNOYING.
They're pretty much always from far away too...I don't recognize the area code. I suppose I could look it up.
...Maryland, Massachusetts, New York, and Utah. And Vermont. What the hell.
CHARLES, YOU NEED TO GET A NEW FAKE PHONE NUMBER. STOP GIVING PEOPLE MINE.
I can't imagine why anyone would want to steal this, but still, don't.
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You should tell them stuff like, reeeally embarrasing, when they call. "Oh charles in int he bathroom...He has explosive diarhea(or..however you spell it xD)." or tell them hes off on a date with his boyfriend...or something...
Oh, background is beautiful <3
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Haha, that would be funny, but then they'd call me back later like "So did Charles ever get out of the bathroom?" and I'd be like "...no." Every time XD
Man, that would be funny though. "Oh, he's out right now, do you have his cell number?" "No. Can you give it to me?" "Nope, sorry, I don't know it either."
Maybe I should be like "Sorry hun, I'm just a hooker, I don't know anything."
XDDD
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All of those would be perfect xD
DOOOO EEET.
Next time one of them calls.
I wish i could do that, but all teh wrong numbers I get are either old people, or they speak spanish xD
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Actually, no one has called asking for Charles lately. Otherwise, I might XD
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WHY CHARLES, WHY?
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thatwouldbeepic.
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One time I almost did. I told my best friend that she could call me whenever, even 7 in the morning, because she's just here for the summer and all that...so one of those girls called me around 7 and she totally sounded like my best friend. I was all "Oh, hiii! What's up?" And the girl is like "Hi! Uhm...can I talk to Charles?" And I was like...
So far, only one friend has told me that I sound like a boy on the phone. But then another one of my friends said I sound like a little middleschooler. So...I guess I'm not fooling anybody. XD
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I wonder what Charles does for a living...
idon'ttalkonthephoneftw.
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Oh man, I hate using the phone, for the most part. It's easier having a cell phone, because that way I know it's either someone calling me or a wrong number. But I will not call someone I don't know, and I will not answer the home phone unless I know who it is. My dad is constantly mad at me for that. "I wonder how late Dick Blick is open?" "I don't know, you should call them." ".....don'tlikecallingpeople."
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You should play along anyway. Say you have a cold or something. XD If not, just don't answer the phone and record a message that says "CHARLES IS DEAD. I ATE HIM. STOP CALLING."
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XDDD I could just tell them that, too. "YEAH I GOT TIRED OF PEOPLE CALLING ME ASKING FOR HIM, SO I TRACKED HIM DOWN AND ATE HIM. THE FUNERAL IS ON FRIDAY."
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