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Published: 2015-07-21 14:16:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 287; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 0
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Expectation: textbook charming gentleman. Reality: snarky, haughty douchebag in a $3000 suit.Late (and rushed) contribution to 's AMA, with the question "where do you fall on the politeness/rudeness scale?". But really, he's quite manageable on most occasions (with exceptions of dealing with chatspeak and dog-eared books) until he finds out if you have any criminal affiliations and/or incapable of civil behaviour. Ironic considering he's probably more cold-hearted than some.
But you'd think he'd learn that pissing off armed and dangerous people would be a bad thing. Oh no, he's turning pissing the two hitmen on the team into a hobby, especially the rousing game of 'see how long before that special-ops soldier turned mercenary tries to kill me'.
I'll probably fix this up later...
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WESTEN IF YOU WANT TO SHOW OFF YOUR SOCKS LIKE THAT AT LEAST WEAR INTERESTING ONES
But haha, he does have an incredibly douchebaggey expression in every panel! That's an achievement!
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Socks are definitely not one of the most things he accessorises, nor pays attention to. Leon on the other hand wears mismatched socks because he's damn certain the dryer gnomes eats them.
Achievement earned! 
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I think anyone in a suit that expensive has a right to be snarky and haughty and a tad of a douchebag - is all else fails at least enemies might shoot him first just to shut him up I guess *roar of fury at his noise-hole continuing to make noise*
Chatspeak and dog-eared books are valid reasons to go ballistic though...and maybe he's just bored so has to spice up his life by endangering it lol - after all, anyone who can afford a suit that costs about the same as cheap facial reconstruction surgery can afford to get one afterwards 
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Lol, for all we know the suits are bought with either stolen money OR stolen themselves. I wouldn't put it past him. But it'd be funny, enemies forgetting about the actual people shooting at you, but shoot the person next to them running his mouth off.Β
It really could be just because he's bored. Once you've done something long enough you'd need some other form of excitement (like many addicts and thrill seekers). Haha, while he is the occasional gambler he wouldn't ruin the face (a money maker as some says 
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That's why you should be really silent XD they might forget you're there
I can imagine, they should rent him out to rile up suspects who won't talk, he'd make them so mad they'd crack, and he'd have the thrill of facing possible enraged and dangerous criminals - they'd keep him safe of course, so his face would be safe.
"hopefully enough" what happens if there's no one there!
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Haha, especially at the rate AJ burns them (which she really does), even someone with his finances will leave a significant hole in their wallet.Β
They should! Not like they would know his criminal history anywayβ¦or he walks around impersonating some 'federal agent' waving a fake badge. He'd probably be a whole new category aside from 'good cop/bad cop'. I mean the siblings already take up those positions, and having him around would totally throw anybody off.Β
Well, the one time no one was physically there to stop anything happen, Dante nearly threw him off a roof. Totally the sign of being best buds there...
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Aw noooo, what a waste of fine tailoring! Couldn't she burn like...cheap suits, or his ugly ties if he has any...
Lol, I bet he has a whole list of fake names he uses, some, probably potentially humorous but genuine names - they could send him in when the siblings don't seem to be getting anywhere - or just have him pass by threateningly - people in expensive suits always make others edgy...the possibilities of who they could be are endless - hell he could be a mafia boss or drug-lord, or hitman, or just an accountant (who by the way you should never make mad)
Oh my...I wonder how he managed to sweet-talk his way out of that one
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Unfortunately she has very little appreciation of them. It was just really unfortunate that the first time she set one on fire (while he was wearing it), his reaction was too good to not replicate or use as a threat. And if they were cheap he'd actually just burn them himself, lol.Β
He has a very long list of identities and he'd use them interchangeably. No one knows his real name, they're just calling him by his default alias. Could be that, or Rena and Tony aren't just in the mood to actually do any work and send him instead. But it's true, the right kind of clothing can send the right message. I could imagine he'd be your accountant from hell, no one should ever leave him alone with your finances. You'd probably be wondering why is there only enough money for socks left.
Haven't put much thought into that. Divine intervention maybe? Or maybe he's just born lucky. Like stupidly lucky.Β
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I feel slightly sorry for him and his poor burnt suit now!
If he ever got one with massive shoulderpads I think everyone would have a hand in burning it.
Wow really? I'm not sure I could trust someone whose real name has been withheld from me (I mean you know, if I worked with them!)
He'd probably clean out your finances so sneakily and so well that you'd never be able to catch him, unless you were like...another super-accountant
I bet he'd claim it was divine intervention because he's just so damned loveable. Or it would be a waste for someone like him to die so idiotically so fate intervened - the universe still has use for him!Β There are still suits out there that have yet to be stolen by his fair hand
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Any longer people would just assume he's a heavy smoker with the smell, twitchiness and whatnot.
Yes really. The odd bunch they call a team took forever to get used to each other, but that's just because they're just a bunch of different personalities bunched together. He on the other hand, always remain at a distance and just giving more reasons to make people suspicious of him. Β Anybody would feel sufficiently uneasy around someone like that.
Lol, he's a got the luck of a leprechaun, 21 leaf clovers and a 2 headed coin flip combined. These all sound like excuses he's used at some point. Too bad nobody buys it
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Lol
Well with such individuals I assume there'd be a lot of misunderstandings, they all have strong personality traits and i kind of also imagine that a lot of them don't take too kindly to being led by anyone they assumed to be not up to it, so even if they had their particular positions in team I bet there was a lot of settling to do. Though of course I could be wrong
Maybe he's just shy! Or has a very embarrassing name
Wow, I tend to think that all those lucky objects would cancel each other out and become a black hole sucking luck in
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Oh definitely. It's a perfect example when there's too many strong personalities are shoved in a small room and expected to 'work things out'. It took a few years to get used to each other and not resort to violence as a first resort. At least now if anything bickering happens, it's just for the lulz.
Well it's partly because he's a paranoid wreck. Actually, his real name was a clerical error. His parents told the nurse one thing and she wrote something else. But whether he knows about that's unknown.
Lol, that's a definite possibility.Β
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I'd hate to be the only not-so-strong personality in there, it's be really stressful.Β Lol see they learned something!Β Bickering is only fun if its for fun, otherwise it's reeeeaaally annoying, I know two people who bicker all the time and its not fun it's aggravating
How unfortunate!Β I hope it wasn't an embarrassing spelling error too, just to make it even worse
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I'd just hide to be honest, or find the quickest way to leave the room. Yeah, when it takes up all the time when people interact with each other, it just becomes stupid and unnecessary.
It wasn't THAT bad, but it'd be a fun fact if anybody actually knew.
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I've been in that situation and I just sat there and didn't say anything, let them argue amongst themselves until they get tired.
Exactly, it's like why do you even bother interacting!
Then he has SOME luck!
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