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Published: 2016-08-11 16:16:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 16490; Favourites: 314; Downloads: 0
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When the kids aren't home, and you want to smashThis is what I imagine Mercy would do once she realizes who 76 is, sex is optional but recommended LOL
Anyway, please enjoy this crap sketch I made! WID DEEEZ HANDZ
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Mercy: You're mine, bitch! You won't be walking tomorrow!
76: Isn't this the exact opposite of what angels are supposed to do!?
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Mercy: STOP GETTING YOUSELF HURT!
76: I was fine.
Mercy: Last mission you could barely walk afterward!
76: It was nothing! All my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be!
Mercy:
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I want Repaer to step in and contain the situation or help out 76 because they are bros lol
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Those nanobots mercy as really showing their use now. Either that or that's just the wild side of a woman who stayed quiet for too long and had enough. You done goofed Morrison.
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I'm about to die of laughter, come to my funeral.
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welcome to overwatch hell
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Fandom that's how
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76: I need an adult!
Mercy: Oh, Jack, you silly old man- I am an adult.
76: Angie, no!
Mercy: Angela, yes! I've been holding all of these feeling in for decades, old man! So by the time that the night is over; you are going to call me "Mommy". So what do you say, "Daddy"~.
76: meep.
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Ah Vegeta I think you completely screwed everything up
Vegeta: how did I prince of all sayins screw up
Well my love ray Which looks like the cod black ops ray gun is missing and you had it last and the fact that mercy who's at least in her 30s I believe I could be wrong. Trying to rape solider 76 even though he's in his 60s
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Reaper: "Hey Ziegler I need your help with....is that you Morrison?"
76:"REYES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME!"
Reap: *Wraith forms away
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76: REYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mercy: We'll have some fun...
76: Angela pl-
* Roadhog's hook comes from around the corner and grabs him away from Mercy *
76: AH- I mean, YES!!! THANK YOU ROADHOG!
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This ship is actually wrong. This is who Blizzard shipped Mercy with. imgur.com/a/ZhJJY
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People ship what they want, foo.
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Who gives a crap this is someone's opinion
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Soldier 76: Mercy???
Mercy: Mercy has been replaced with Lust
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I like that one, I like that alot.
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LOL
that's a meme called cicada block.
I think...There is also another name "semi-don"
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I think I saw this kind of cornered with Qrow x Winter fanart...
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Don't worry my friend, you can ship whoever the hell you want and get away with it.
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Team Mom and Team Dad gonna frick-frack tonight?
AT LEAST PUT THE KIDS TO BED FIRST.
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Oh.
Well, then...
*pulls out camcorder* ....Proceed.
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Soldier 76: Angela, I order you to stop!
Mercy: Who are you to tell the Doctor what to do? You just stay here and I'll make you feel better. Doctor's orders...
Soldier 76: * gulp *
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Mercy: Oh, and if you think I'll be the only one having fun, just wait until Pharah gets here.
76: Oh God
Mercy: Then D.Va and Mei
76: Oh, that's not so bad
Mercy: Then Zarya
76: sweating intensifies
Mercy: And finally, all of us together. And Lucio's playing his healing music, so we're all going to last very long.
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Mercy: Plus Ana too.
* Sweating intensifies more *
Mercy: We'll have such fun...
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76: Mercy, no...
Mercy: Mercy, yes. Oh, and Symmetra and Tracer will be joining too
76: But, but why me?
Mercy: Based on my... professional examinations, I've determined that you have the greatest endurance. The others want to see for themselves.
76: Oh God.
Mercy: You won't be crying out His name soon enough
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* Widowmaker comes by *
Widowmaker: May I join to spice things up a bit? French style?
76: (I'm so dead. The women want me, the guys will kill me, I'm screwed either way.)
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Zarya, Mei, D.Va, Symettra, Tracer, Pharah, and Ana enter.
Zarya: I have high expectations for you. Don't disappoint me.
Mei: Just be gentle please.
Pharah: Mother has said very good things about you 76. Let's see if you live up to the legends.
Symetta: If you want to get kinky, I can take care of it with no issues.
Ana: My only concern is if he's mellowed with age
Tacer: Don't worry loves, I'm sure he can give as much as he can take.
Widowmaker: I hope that's true, because he's going to be taking a lot
Mercy: oh good, you're here. Now we can start
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* Seven hours later *
Soldier 76: * panting * (It's over... it's over...)
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Mercy: That. was amazing.
Ana: I'd say you've gotten better with age, Jack
Pharah: Thanks for letting me handle the whip, Symetta. You sure know how how to take punishment 76.
Symmetra: One thing's for sure; he'll be walking funny for days.
D.Va: GG old man. GG
Mei: I've waited 31 years for that. Completely worth it.
Tracer: Luv, it had been so long since I felt that good. And thanks for teaching us a few tricks, Widow.
Widow: I'm just impressed he did all those positions.
Zarya: Not bad. We should do this again sometime.
Mercy: Why wait? Ohhhhh Lucio!!
Lucio: And the beat goes on!
*Everyone get's rejuvenated and fully restored*
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From that day on, Soldier 76 was used whenever a lady needed certain... urges... taken care of
From that day on, Soldier 76 lived as a slave to any girl who wanted him.
From that day on, Soldier 76 was known as the Ultimate Sex Machine
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Reaper: I hate you Morrison...
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DOOMFIST:JACK TAKE THIS!
soldier 76:what is it?
DOOMFIST:CONDOM ULTRA POOWEEEEEEEERR
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Mercy: I'll be sure that it'll break...
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doomfist:"challenge accepted"
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Soldier 76: Please help me Doomfist.
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Doomfist: Ok but you need to keep a secret.
Soldier 76: Anything!
Doomfist:I'm dickless.
Soldier 76: Oooooooh thats why they never try to rape you.
Doomfist:Never try those are...words.
(awkward silence)
Doomfist:I have a cloack device from sombra.
Soldier 76:Thanks but how did you get it?
Doomfist:You don't want to know how.
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Soldier 76: I need it Doomfist.
Doomfist: No way, you're turning down a goddess like Angela? Nah man, you're in a situation that guy's dream of having.
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Soldier 76: Yes it's cool some time but if they do it fucking constantly i asure you you will pass out!
Doomfist:They?
Soldier 76: Yes angela think im the ultimate sex machine.
Doomfist: thats explain almost everything.
Soldier 76: why almost?
Doomfist: Dude you know why they want you 3 time a week?
Soldier 76: No but i'm not sure it's for a good reason.
Doomfist: You are the contrary of an eunuch.
Soldier 76: Wait, what?
Doomfist: You know everyone will get bone dry with them except you.
Soldier 76: I don't think i get it
Doomfist: you have the cheat of infinite ammo with you dick.
soldier 76: Ok but, 1 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT, 2 WHY ME and 3 HOW
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Doomfist: Your super soldier implementation experiment.
Soldier 76: Okay, I guess that explains it better.
* Mercy starts walking nearby *
Mercy: Oh Jaaaaaaaaaaack. I'm wanting to relieve some stress now...
* Tracer and Emily come along with Mercy *
Tracer: Commander, me and Emily need to have a good time and relieve some stress.
Doomfist: All yours ladies. He's fully energized, ready to go!
Ana: No worries, he'll be even more energized with the nano boosts. I suppose 50 shots won't hurt, will it Doctor Ziegler?
Mercy: Oh no, it will surely entertain us until morning.
D.Va: But it is morn- Oh... I get it.
* Soldier tries to run but gets stopped by Doomfist *
Doomfist: Also, they kinda paid me to stop you from running.
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