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enrique: FUCK I'M SORRY I'LL DO ANYTHING
the girls: ANYTHING?Β
enrique: YES ANYTHING
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Me : well you're fucked
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enrique: I don't care okayΒ
* the sounds of moaning can be heard from team rwby's room you bust in only to see enrique giving weiss a massage *
weiss: you're as good as jaune enrique
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Me : oh im sorry i'll leave you two *leaves the room*
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weiss: * starts to drool * s-s-s-so good~
enrique: .3. okay
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Me :*comes into the room* and oh i think Weiss is gonna rape you after this *leaves the room*
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* 24 hours of sex later *
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Kurumi :*sleeps*
Me : okay i'm done for
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enrique: * in jaune's voice * I LOVE PYRRHA SO MUCH THAT I'D TAKE A BULLET FOR HER
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Me : and Ruby's gonna be jealous or worse........yandere
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ruby: JAUNE IS MY MAN PYRRHA!!!!! D:<Β
enrique: * in nora's voice * I LOVE JAUNE SOOOOOO MUCH MORE THAN REN
nora: * blushes hard * NO I DON'TΒ
weiss: NORA YOU'RE LYINGΒ
nora: NO I'M NOT
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Me : well this is gonna be messy
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enrique: NORA WINS ALL THE TIME BECAUSE SHE HAS FRECKLES ON HER ASS AND IT MAKE IT CUTE
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nora: how do you know that enrique?
enrique: ren told me
nora: ren why did you tell enrique that
ren: we were kids back than okay
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jaune: enrique why would you say that about you're friend
enrique: ren said it first
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kendrick( he's a she ): are you okay rexΒ
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Me : getting rape by a psycho what do you think?
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kendrick: so you feel like shit okayΒ
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kendrick: enrique did a perfect voice that sounded like you'res didn't he
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kendrick: * face palms so hard someone in vale could hear it * really
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kendrick: * sigh *
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Me : yup oh Kurumi what you got there?
Kurumi : pregnancy test and it's positive you're gonna be the father ^-^
Me : 0_0
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enrique: YOU'RE WELCOME REXΒ
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Me : fuck......me......
Kurumi : ^-^
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* 9 moths of pain latter *
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Kurumi : ^-^
Me : -_-
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enrique: cute kid * holds a little baby in he's arms *
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Kurumi : yup ^-^
Me : sure is
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enrique: what's her name
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Kurumi : Sakura ^-^
Me : yup
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Kurumi : yup she's our pride and joy
Me : yeah she is
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enrique: I bet she is * gives sakure to kurumi *
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Kurumi :*holds Sakura* yup
Me : but let's just hope that she's not like you when she's grown up all psycho and sadistic
Kurumi : aw i'm flattered
Me : .......right
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* 17 years later *
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Random guy :*running while screaming*
Sakura :*flies while chasing him* aw come back here honey
Kurumi : look at her Rex it reminds me the old times when you're running while i chased after you ^-^
Me :*sweat dropped* yeah
Kurumi : Go Sakura Go!!
Me :*sighs and shakes head lightly and smiles*Β
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enrique: son run faster
mike: I'm dad
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Sakura : i'm gonna get you~~
Kurumi : Go Sakura Go ^-^
Me :*sweat dropped*
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enrique: I'm going to kill you rex MIKE JUST GO WITH IT OKAY
mike: ARE YOU INSANE DAD
enrique: YES I'EM MIKE
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Me : i'm sorry enrique you're the one who ask this
Kurumi : but it was worth it ^-^ *hugs me*
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enrique: DID YOU REALLY THINK AN ARC BACKS DOWN FROM A FIGHT MIKE JUST DATE THE GIRL ALREADY *
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Sakura : yes he's right ^-^
Kurumi : i approved
Me :*nods*
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mike: FINE DAD I'LL DATE SAKURA OKAY * kisses sakura and blushes hard *
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Sakura :*blushes* yay! *hugs Mike*
Kurumi : aw cute why can't you be like that surrender to my love
Me : it's because you're a psycho and a sadist
Kurumi : aw i'm flattered
Me : ..........right
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