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Exvnir β RWBY: Unplanned
Published: 2014-04-10 14:04:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 75800; Favourites: 594; Downloads: 0
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Weiss: "That could have gone better."Jaune: "Ya think!?!?"
LOL since I've been away for a while, I figured that it'd be a good time to show you guys a new idea of mine for a story. Job's been very demanding, heh.
Basically Weiss got Jaune to act as her boyfriend to convince her dad not to marry her off to some douche she hates. *cough*Cardin*cough*
But since her dad kept persisting, she used her trump card
Weiss does have a diabolical side to her, don't forget XD
She actually wants to be a mom, so she takes her "pregnancy" very seriously. To the point that she even believes that she is preggers
Probably in the end of the story, they do have kids
Anyway, please enjoy this crap comic I made with MEH HANDS
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I highly doubt that once Mr. Schnee's done with him.
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He only wants to remove what makes him a man
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And turn him into a eunuch? I'd rather die then let that happen! Being turned into a eunuch is a worse fate then death!
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I second that
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"The whores would be crying from Dorne to Casterly Rock!"
- Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones, Season 1
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If I was in Juane's situation I first would have said shit then ran as fast as I could while screaming fuck (for a very long time) because I KNOW I would be dead if I did not stop running.
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Is this why she chose jaune of all people?
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Remember kids, swords and Aura don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people.
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NO NO NO! you got it all wrong! (silly poodle) guns, swords, guns-swords and aura dont kill people. grim do!....that totally made sence.Β Β DONT QUESTION IT!Β Β
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Jaune Β she whent you deadΒ
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One thing men should always fear: Their girlfriend's father
Also: A girl trying to pretend to be in a relationship with you for saving themselfe.
This is what happens if you put the two together.
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Hah! I remember one stories in Fanfiction.net that said that Jaune's going to be the trophy husband or something since he isn't the one that will run the SDC. Also I've noticed that Weiss doesn't have her scar...
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Technically if she had his kid then he wouldn't be her boyfriend but hubby right?
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FI can imagine blake doing the same thing...but with adam instead of a parent XD
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Jaune is fucked when Weiss dad get him right
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Are you gonna do the same with all the RWBY characters? It would be awesome if you did xD
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i so agree with that it would be funny watching Jaune being chased by Ruby and yangs dad also blames and pyhrras
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I know right!?
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Oh boy, I hope Jaune survives this.
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Should have expected as much! =w=
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If I were Jaune an ice shard would be in my shoulder or something.
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but his armor would caught it and lodged there.
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I think I read this one already, is it the one where Pyrrha gets really jealous and the condition for pretending to be her boyfriend is that Jaune can go on a date with her?
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When my buddy showed me this, i immediately says "Run Forrest, Run!" with sarcasm because it seem funny at a point.Β
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Lol I know right, my thoughts exactly
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XD I saw this on tumblr and it gave me quite a laugh.
So do you ship Schnarc, then? I think you'd be the first person I've met who does. lol
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......ahem, i shall now recite some famous words in a rwby 18+ fanfic i read. "are you ready?"Jaune purrs and he sticks his big rock hard throbbing erection into weiss's gaping shaft that is her vag, dripping and soak in juices which i can only describe kiwi smelling. moans of pleasure flood the room and into the room beside it in which the other girls are listening in and plan to share jaune once he is done...
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which one is that, i may sound like a perv but you cant judge
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i lied bout the fic part, i just pulled it outta my ass XD, besides, why would i judge you? i'm the one who wrote the quote.
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Seriously these
Jaune, consider that revenge for the "Snow Angel" nickname.
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As soon as I saw this, I immediately thought of the fanfic called How To Avoid Bad Dates by Theeubernoob and it's an awesome fanfic!...but there was no pregnancy involved! lol
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Why is it that every second fanfic has Jaune knocking a chick up? You've got ideas for him with Weiss, I've got plans for The Rose General involving a certain Spartan maiden, and I've stumbled across a few involving him with Ruby. And one where he had a kid with Nora... never want to read that one again, so many logic fails...
still, this situation is perfect. I wonder what would happen if she came out as bisexual to her father, and introduced him to her (female) partner... More evil ideas for me.
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pfffffffffffffffft..................
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If Weiss loves Jaune so much, then why does she hate him so much?
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Tsundere.
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I can imagine Jaune being chased by Weiss' Dad to 'Run To The Hills' by Iron Maiden oddly enough.
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Oh, that would be a hilarious gif set to music, I believe. And epic.
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Exvnir this is so funny. I can't compare it to Jojo bizzare adventure.Β
Jotaro: Yare Yare daze.
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I like this, but I'm confused, what's the panel before the last one? I can't tell what it is :/
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