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Weiss: "That could have gone better."Jaune: "Ya think!?!?"
LOL since I've been away for a while, I figured that it'd be a good time to show you guys a new idea of mine for a story. Job's been very demanding, heh.
Basically Weiss got Jaune to act as her boyfriend to convince her dad not to marry her off to some douche she hates. *cough*Cardin*cough*
But since her dad kept persisting, she used her trump card
Weiss does have a diabolical side to her, don't forget XD
She actually wants to be a mom, so she takes her "pregnancy" very seriously. To the point that she even believes that she is preggers
Probably in the end of the story, they do have kids
Anyway, please enjoy this crap comic I made with MEH HANDS
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Comments: 143
toahero [2019-01-25 07:53:56 +0000 UTC]
"The idiot knew there'd be consequences for that stunt with the guitar."
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NODOGAN [2018-01-19 07:08:21 +0000 UTC]
hahahahaha...also i find adorable you added Weiss has a motherly side XD
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TheScarletMercenary [2017-08-21 15:52:48 +0000 UTC]
Jaune: Wait, WHAT?!
Neptune: Thanks for covering, Me and Weiss appreciate it ^_^
Jaune: WHAT?!
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mankieace In reply to TheScarletMercenary [2018-10-15 02:14:21 +0000 UTC]
Weiss's father: I heard that *turns to Jaune* Mr. Arc please excuse my actions, as you can see my daughter and her poor choice of a boyfriend lied so please take Weiss's inheritance money as an apology *turns to Neptune and draws out a elegant cutlass* you have 10 seconds to ruin 1...2....10 *chases Neptune threatening to cut off his testicles*
Jaune: umm ok so I am now filthy rich, wonder if Velvet is free *goes to ask Velvet on a date*
(yes I know Jacques Schnee is world class asshole who takes advantage of everyone for his own gain; I hope he gets killed off)
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Kingofthecouch [2017-02-11 05:47:17 +0000 UTC]
Leo: damn if that kid can survive a pissed off father then he MIGHT survive a mission with me...
Dawn: nope
Leo: but
Dawn: nope
Leo:why not?
Dawn: because, we all filled out the paperwork, that any team or group or whatever that goes with you to be temporarily renamed the suicide squad, FOR A REASON!!!!!!!
Leo: doesn't facing the wrath of a father of a girl you impregnated count?
Dawn:...... fair enough
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theFallenSENTIENT18 [2016-11-01 03:01:36 +0000 UTC]
Me:-place shield behind jaune-
Weiss's dad STOP let me tell you something.
Father:huh???
-After talking-
Father:really?
Me:yes what I'm saying is true.
Father:I feel sorry for him kinda.
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SoulSuckingGinger [2016-10-11 00:05:15 +0000 UTC]
And this is when Jaune reveals his semblance: speed
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emerald3434 In reply to SoulSuckingGinger [2017-03-08 14:42:27 +0000 UTC]
No, he can just naturally run faster than Jaghatai Khan
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SoulSuckingGinger In reply to emerald3434 [2017-03-08 14:43:52 +0000 UTC]
okay, then what about a sheild, like aura but tenfold
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emerald3434 In reply to SoulSuckingGinger [2017-03-08 15:03:36 +0000 UTC]
That's his semblance
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SoulSuckingGinger In reply to emerald3434 [2017-03-08 15:04:38 +0000 UTC]
unconfirmed, but probable
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emerald3434 In reply to SoulSuckingGinger [2017-03-08 17:26:25 +0000 UTC]
I mean his situation could be worse. He could have been dating a primarchs daughter, especially someone like Angron, or Leman Russ
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SoulSuckingGinger In reply to emerald3434 [2017-03-08 20:50:56 +0000 UTC]
And like that, you've lost me
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emerald3434 In reply to SoulSuckingGinger [2017-03-08 20:57:58 +0000 UTC]
Warhammer 40K: Two giant angry superhumans who could and would rip you in half with their bare hands
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SoulSuckingGinger In reply to emerald3434 [2017-03-08 20:59:30 +0000 UTC]
Oh, i hadnt read/played it yet so i was a little confused
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emerald3434 In reply to SoulSuckingGinger [2017-03-08 21:18:01 +0000 UTC]
for the entertaining clifnotes version look up "What if the Emporer had a text to Speech Device"
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SoulSuckingGinger In reply to emerald3434 [2017-03-08 21:21:55 +0000 UTC]
I see if I can check it out
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animeak116 [2016-10-02 04:06:41 +0000 UTC]
Well that was stupid of me to not read the description. So yeah totally see that happening now. To bad it won't happen in the actual show. It be much more like an anime like that
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ZergLord2099 In reply to animeak116 [2020-12-01 07:32:25 +0000 UTC]
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animeak116 In reply to ZergLord2099 [2020-12-05 04:22:32 +0000 UTC]
No i do im just tired rn to think of how to respond
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ZergLord2099 In reply to animeak116 [2020-12-05 05:42:35 +0000 UTC]
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animeak116 [2016-10-02 04:04:36 +0000 UTC]
Wait sense when did Jaune have the pair to do that with weiss? Or she could be lying to cover for Neptune's ass so Jaune would be out of her way and she'd be free to marry Neptune without Jaune saying I object
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RanOutOfIdeasForName [2016-08-29 17:30:58 +0000 UTC]
Would they change their last names to york get it...
White rose
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TheWayofTheKyuubi [2016-04-15 02:49:38 +0000 UTC]
Jaune: ARGHHHH! DAMN IT WEISS! I THOUGHT WE'D WAIT TILL THE WEDDING WAS OVER!
Weiss: Sorry, but I had to say it! I love y-
W. Father: I WILL UNMAN YOU, BOY!
J: YAAAHHH! NO NO NONONONONONO! BAD TOUCH!
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minxan In reply to Lightwing39 [2016-05-08 15:27:18 +0000 UTC]
www.fanfiction.net/s/11934078/…
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Shipwreck5897 [2015-12-22 07:41:38 +0000 UTC]
Jaune: CHILD!? WHAT CHILD!?
Weiss: This one!
(Pulls small boy from behind back.)
Weiss: Say hello to Frost.
Jaune:
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SchattenLotus In reply to Shipwreck5897 [2016-01-18 12:58:15 +0000 UTC]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXM…
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wolf2014 [2015-11-13 19:21:13 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, probably should have phrase that differently.
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Aragon506 [2015-06-06 11:41:33 +0000 UTC]
She probably chose Jaune so that he could dieeeee. LOL
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yerlasthope [2015-02-17 04:39:32 +0000 UTC]
New version of forced marriage but if I was Wiess' dad I would get the shotgun and point it at Jaune and force him to marry her because that's what I would do.
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Virgil-Valentine [2015-02-09 22:52:55 +0000 UTC]
Archer? Weiss father is Archer?! It was nice knowing you Jaune.
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SchwarzDrago In reply to Virgil-Valentine [2016-03-13 10:55:08 +0000 UTC]
but wait Jaune's parents arrived and they are Arturia and Lancelot or Iskandar. what is Archer gonna do now?
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emerald3434 In reply to SchwarzDrago [2017-03-08 13:45:15 +0000 UTC]
By God I wished her father was based on Lancelot.
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TehUnoman In reply to Virgil-Valentine [2015-09-11 02:08:32 +0000 UTC]
Well, he does have a daughter, and is the world's greatest secret agent, soooo~...yeah...
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Billybobjoeman [2015-01-28 03:37:43 +0000 UTC]
"You can run but you can't hide you fuckin' gutless babyman!"
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