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Published: 2008-01-11 12:42:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 7764; Favourites: 142; Downloads: 49
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Hmmm... It made sense to me at the time.

Though looking at it now, I'd say I'm the only one
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wxzhenghoppytruffles [2014-01-22 22:23:53 +0000 UTC]

nice ride.....

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CkankuroC [2012-01-11 18:10:10 +0000 UTC]

LOOOL

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blondeewolf [2009-05-25 21:56:30 +0000 UTC]

Throw some Clinton in there and be like:
"Haha I got to lay anyone i wanted! What'd YOU get to do? Stay home alone for an hour after school?"

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PsyrapMafia [2009-02-12 07:00:24 +0000 UTC]

fucking luuuuuuvvee this one omg

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Graywolff12 [2008-07-08 19:27:13 +0000 UTC]

Well, I didn't do anything that amazing, but I ave some accomplishments under my belt. Take that, Dishonest Abe, how dare you lie about lying! You lied two whole times, you can TOO TELL A LIE!

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IdAnthony [2008-03-07 16:43:22 +0000 UTC]

"I saw a play from beginning to end."

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Metalhead71 [2008-03-01 06:09:44 +0000 UTC]

Wasn't his beard black?

Also, splendid work!

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PALisHERE [2008-01-22 06:32:48 +0000 UTC]

WHAT IF .... they said what they had done with their lives...how would that ending work out....

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EmeraldPants [2008-01-20 17:22:06 +0000 UTC]

You should've made Lincoln say "what have you done with your life, you accident?!"...because...well, that's what I usually say.

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Exzachly In reply to EmeraldPants [2008-04-03 10:46:53 +0000 UTC]

haha, I stand corrected

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GIANTninjaR0B0T [2008-01-19 04:10:05 +0000 UTC]

Hey! That's Abe Lincoln quoting Farkus from "A Christmas Story"!

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cpowza [2008-01-17 02:42:44 +0000 UTC]

....atleast im not american.

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theharmfulspork [2008-01-16 11:43:48 +0000 UTC]

That's a very old lincoln, wasn't he killed at a young age? Uh oh, did I fuck it up?

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sloopygoop [2008-01-14 03:56:45 +0000 UTC]

Abe's hair looks a little gray versus all the pictures of him.
(though, I suppose being brought back to life as an insulting animatronic ride robot would be a little harrowing...)
This is funny.

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KazuB00 [2008-01-13 03:24:22 +0000 UTC]

D:

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Majoras-Cappuccino [2008-01-13 01:47:41 +0000 UTC]

Anyone who needs to go on a ride to learn about American history deserves to be beaten up by a tall dead person with a large hat.

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MyKamikaze [2008-01-13 00:35:07 +0000 UTC]

I think Abe would make a great father.

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jess-izzle [2008-01-12 20:40:01 +0000 UTC]

i went as abe lincoln for halloween two years ago.

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AK-Is-Harmless [2008-01-12 04:58:16 +0000 UTC]

You're clearly not the only one crying. Abe hits below the belt.

---AK

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CarnivalChild [2008-01-12 04:09:31 +0000 UTC]

I have achieved many hats Mr President. More than your one look. I can mix and match to suit the occasion. And hwat have you done lately, hmm? Died?

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G00ders [2008-01-12 03:35:24 +0000 UTC]

Aww :C

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Sesshomarus-babe [2008-01-12 02:36:28 +0000 UTC]

lol

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emmasea [2008-01-12 00:49:38 +0000 UTC]

ahh.
i was kinda hoping Abe would rip of his suit and turn into America Man!
oh wellz

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mercurybird [2008-01-12 00:15:04 +0000 UTC]

maybe they need that sort of push. and one day, they too can grow up to free some slaves
and wear big hats...
with this comic, you win :]

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Spooky-Delirium [2008-01-11 23:00:17 +0000 UTC]

They should install this ride at Disney, you know... sort of level out all the scary happiness.

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hpfan429924 [2008-01-11 20:02:01 +0000 UTC]

ZOMG!! SENSE!! 8D It kinda makes you feel bad for all those people coming out of the ride crying though :\

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Robo-pie [2008-01-11 17:18:23 +0000 UTC]

There should be a Bill Clinton in there, so he could boost people's self-esteem.

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sakuramustDIE In reply to Robo-pie [2008-01-11 21:51:31 +0000 UTC]

"i got laid at work and my wife let me get away with it"

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Robo-pie In reply to sakuramustDIE [2008-01-12 22:22:14 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I guess depending on who you are talking to, that would be bragging.

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Majoras-Cappuccino In reply to Robo-pie [2008-01-13 01:51:26 +0000 UTC]

The second George Bush could be in there to boost self-esteem.

"Hey, not all Presidents were successes! I started a war and raped the economy!"

Whether or not that's true, every little bit helps.

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Robo-pie In reply to Majoras-Cappuccino [2008-01-13 02:30:33 +0000 UTC]

George Bush Sr. could say, "I'm from a family of Nazi-lovers and I like to make impossible Promises about taxes!"

And then his son, George Bush Jr., could say, "I'm from a family of Liars and I helped with a terrorist attack so I could change the Law and make it so every citizen is Guilty until proven Innocent! Then I declared War on an invisible, intangible Enemy so could shift people's attention away from my wicked Deeds!"

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Exzachly In reply to Robo-pie [2008-04-03 10:49:24 +0000 UTC]

I feel better already!

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xbillx [2008-01-11 16:50:18 +0000 UTC]

hahaa Abe Lincoln is my hero

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Zero-of-ACROSS [2008-01-11 16:44:49 +0000 UTC]

Makes tons of sense.
Abe Lincoln was awesome, and so was his beard.

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glowworm56 [2008-01-11 15:37:38 +0000 UTC]

"Hi,I'm Abraham Lincoln. I ended slavery AND wear a big hat!" XD!

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highliflyer [2008-01-11 14:52:59 +0000 UTC]

And what happens if the rider HAS done something with his/her life?

I wanna know!

Wanna know!

Wanna!

Know!

No?

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Ninva In reply to highliflyer [2008-01-11 15:16:51 +0000 UTC]

No one with a life would go on such ride.

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MistyFang In reply to Ninva [2008-01-11 18:44:46 +0000 UTC]

Touche'

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Aquira [2008-01-11 14:24:06 +0000 UTC]

And, the sad thing was, he really wasn't looking to end slavery v.v Bah! A.P. US History ruins the presidents you thought were all good lol.
Funny little comic though haha XD

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ihateyourmomma [2008-01-11 14:20:05 +0000 UTC]

C:
he's also on the five dollar bill

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Fachmann [2008-01-11 13:58:43 +0000 UTC]

Intimidating AND wears a big hat.

Best. President. Ever.

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Modest-Machina-GO [2008-01-11 13:16:36 +0000 UTC]

Made sense to me

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wanderinghobo [2008-01-11 13:01:20 +0000 UTC]

Is Lincoln the only part of the ride?

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Charcharade In reply to wanderinghobo [2008-01-11 13:14:15 +0000 UTC]

if they had anyone else along the ride, they wouldn't come out of the ride crying. they'd come out dead.

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mascaraeyez [2008-01-11 12:44:41 +0000 UTC]

First! -had to be the smartass-

I like the new lay outs of the strips.

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Robo-pie In reply to mascaraeyez [2008-01-11 17:16:46 +0000 UTC]

First-and-a-half! ... If that makes any sense.

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KomandrK In reply to Robo-pie [2008-01-19 03:14:26 +0000 UTC]

First and a third. Wut now D:<

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