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Published: 2011-07-04 09:22:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 7883; Favourites: 262; Downloads: 24
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<---Prev Next--->Absolutely none of this happened. I wish I could get a Power Wheels box growing up. That shit would be sweet. Instead for toys I had pine needles and shame. True story.
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Sorry jerk gosh i get angry and i have anger issues! You dont want to see me angry!!!!!!!!!!!!
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FUCK YOU GO TO HELL DUSH YOU DONT HAVE TO BE A JERK AND STOP STALKING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hahaha you're funny
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Yes i know i am but dude im sorry i was talking about the kid in the comic and i know it was a stupid thing to say i was pointing out the obvious i do that alot.
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bro don't worry about it I was fooling around
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Oh sorry i thought you were one of those jerks sorry.....ummmm im really sorry i do alot of stupid things.
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Those things won't be worth much in the future. Trust me, I collected beanie babies.
Anyhow--this is funny--and a little sad.
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Economics for dummies:
Those toys will never be worth money, because thousands of collectors keep them in their packaging, thinking they will be worth money someday.
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I am soooo glad my parents didn't do that to me. I got Star Trek actions figures and they actually let me open them. It was awesome.
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My roommate just did this to me after I got a packaged Knuckles doll xD
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LMFAO ... I don't know what's funnier the comic or you
(Though I suppose they're both you)
X - Lie
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me too dude... Id gets pink clothes I hated and barbies i wasnt even aloud to open!
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Lol, very good, and look how many similar-situation responses it has gotten 
Then again, I wasn't a good sharer of toys when I was a kid, but I had an excuse - letting another kid play with my toys for one day would wear them down as much as I did in a year. So often I got them back damaged - that is, if I ever got them back at all 
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This hits right in the spot xD
I have several MISB Transformers. Some must be at least 15 years old. O_o I'm turning 25 and still not sure if I want them out of their boxes, and I'm affraid if I ever have children I'll be like Zach's dad xD
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I have a gigantic plastic bin full of (what are likely no longer) mint-condition packaged Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Rings action figures...
I'll be 25 in less than a year... But I'm still considering setting those bitches free and making up for years of play when it would have only been mildly disturbing and not outright creepy.
Yay adulthood!
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...I once made a playhouse out of pine needles and shame.
And rocks. Lots and lots of rocks.
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That was batshit insane! Happened to me with those stupid collective dools that my mom told me not to even open, I think. And I had barbies until I was 11 (theyre sold to other kids when i wasnt even around)
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I would totally collect vintage Lego. But I'd also totally play with it.
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Oh sweet bum bag. I thought those were the bomb as a kid too.
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uh i know that feeling -.-
my father has this awesome miniature train-thing, a whole attic full of it to be correct... but no-one was ever allowed to play with it...
nice to look at, but toys are seriously meant for playing not for watching
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lol I hate when parents do that, they buy shit and are like "OK! NOW DON'T PLAY WITH IT 8D " OK I'LL REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOUR EIGHTY AND NEED DEPENDS! "Now mom, use it through the packaging, it deteriorates the value..."
I find it creepy when people collect children toys. It's weird. Dude, get a life. Toys are meant to be played with. By children. And pedophiles. Anyone willing to pay more than fifteen dollars for a barbie NEEDS HELP. What do they even do once they collect all the non-opened barbies anyway? Open them all up and have some crazy barbie orgy? That's disturbing. Especially because barbies don't have vaginas or nipples so it makes sex very boring. And they always wear underwear, it's like their lower torso is fused with panties. Their boobs are fake too, they don't even MOVE their like solid lumps on their chest like some sort of tumor.
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I collect toys but I play with mine, so I'm not sure where that leaves me.
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Well that's what I figure most people do when they have barbies! They'd play with them D8 But just having them in packages, I dunno, that's scary
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Hmmm I guess I'm kind of the same with my dolls. Those I have in the package and I don't generally take them out unless they do something cool like talk. I just think they look nicer in the package than they would loose and there's little parts that are easy to loose. But all the stuff that lights up and plays sounds, well that stuff I open as soon as I get it! PEW PEW!
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lol I would do that, I'd have it for less than a minute and everything would just disappear XD
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Totally butting in in a creepy manner on your conversation, but the other person's avatar is definitely looking up your avatar's skirt.
Just sayin'.
I laughed.
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For the same reason people pay insane amounts for art and antiquities. Growing value and envy from other like-minded dick-heads. Also, don't think so much about barbies, it's not healthy.
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Um. I don't think most collectors even THINK about sex, or the anatomical shortcomings you just described. Talk about who needs help...
Though I've no idea what one WOULD do with a pack of insanely expensive unopened dolls. Find something new to collect, probably.
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All I had were my imaginary friends.
I horribly murdered every single one.
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Me too...I thought I was the only one 
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So opening the packaging of pine needles and shame doesn't deteriorate their value?
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It ups the shame value, actually
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TIME FOR OPENING THE PINE NEEDLES THEN
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