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Once there was a giraffe. This giraffe was all badass and sexy and shit. It was really hardcore, too.
It wore a tophat, a monocole, and had a totally bitchin' moustache. He was so bad, he was the baddest. He was
so pimp, he was the pimpest. He was all the pimps' pimp, and that made them hoes, and their hoes were a hoe's hoe.
His name was Charles.

Charles also has this badass cane. The cane is actually a shotgun. But he usually just beats the fuck out
of people with it like the badass he is. Charles gets all the bitches. When Charles strolls past, they automatically lose
their virginity.
One time, Charles met this one guy who was doing magic tricks and pretending to be the son of a deity. He called
himself Haysoos. So Charles killed him, because he was pretending to be his son, and Charles knew he didn't have any sons.

Description
Once there was a giraffe. This giraffe was all badass and sexy and shit. It was really hardcore, too.
It wore a tophat, a monocole, and had a totally bitchin' moustache. He was so bad, he was the baddest. He was
so pimp, he was the pimpest. He was all the pimps' pimp, and that made them hoes, and their hoes were a hoe's hoe.
His name was Charles.

Charles also has this badass cane. The cane is actually a shotgun. But he usually just beats the fuck out
of people with it like the badass he is. Charles gets all the bitches. When Charles strolls past, they automatically lose
their virginity.
One time, Charles met this one guy who was doing magic tricks and pretending to be the son of a deity. He called
himself Haysoos. So Charles killed him, because he was pretending to be his son, and Charles knew he didn't have any sons.