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Presenting, the newest produce from Snooztronics, the iSnore!

This curious device, at first glance, appears to be but a simple smartphone!

HOWEVER, unbeknownst to those its given to, it's actually a very powerful and useful device!

Once turned on, it'll emit a very powerful lullaby that'll but any who hear it into deep, snore-inducing slumber!

Along with that, it has the option to record the snores it hears!

For those who want to get a good night sleep, no matter the consequences, or those who want to prank their friends.

Just have a look at these happy test subjects! All of them are snoring loud enough to be heard over a heavy metal concert, and none of them are close to waking up anytime soon!

This nifty device can be yours for just $9.99.

BUT WAIT!

The first twenty callers can also get 5 Hypillows, three standard and two body-pillows, with their order; so soft that none can resist sleeping on them!

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!!

Call right now, and we'll DOUBLE the offer! That's right, you'll get two iSnores and 10 Hypillows; six standard and four body-pillows, ALONG with free shipping and handling, for only $9.99!

CALL NOW!!

Call 1-800-766-7464, or 1-800-SNO-RING to get your iSnore today! You must be 18 or older to order! Do not use while driving or operating machinery.

iSnore it's really-*loud obnoxious snoring*

Description

Presenting, the newest produce from Snooztronics, the iSnore!

This curious device, at first glance, appears to be but a simple smartphone!

HOWEVER, unbeknownst to those its given to, it's actually a very powerful and useful device!

Once turned on, it'll emit a very powerful lullaby that'll but any who hear it into deep, snore-inducing slumber!

Along with that, it has the option to record the snores it hears!

For those who want to get a good night sleep, no matter the consequences, or those who want to prank their friends.

Just have a look at these happy test subjects! All of them are snoring loud enough to be heard over a heavy metal concert, and none of them are close to waking up anytime soon!

This nifty device can be yours for just $9.99.

BUT WAIT!

The first twenty callers can also get 5 Hypillows, three standard and two body-pillows, with their order; so soft that none can resist sleeping on them!

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!!

Call right now, and we'll DOUBLE the offer! That's right, you'll get two iSnores and 10 Hypillows; six standard and four body-pillows, ALONG with free shipping and handling, for only $9.99!

CALL NOW!!

Call 1-800-766-7464, or 1-800-SNO-RING to get your iSnore today! You must be 18 or older to order! Do not use while driving or operating machinery.

iSnore it's really-*loud obnoxious snoring*