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The State of Great Armenia

The beginning of the XX century was a great tragedy for the people of the three Lakes: the division between the borders of the two empires and the genocide initiated by one of them. In 1917, the February revolution takes place in Russia, eight months later a courier on the cruiser Aurora and an attempted coup triggers the tragic events of the civil war. Under these conditions, the Armenian people gain independence at the cost of millions of lives of their brave sons and daughters.
Armenia, according to the Treaty of Sevres, was waiting for the expansion of borders to the west and a mandatory status, dependence on one of the great powers – the United States.
In conditions of political and economic dependence on one of the great powers, the idea of "Tsehakronism" is gaining popularity, which is radicalized more and more with each subsequent year.

The leaders, or to be more precise, the leaders of the movement were Sisters Mary and Margarita Simonyan, behind whose backs lay responsibility for numerous terrorist attacks and pogroms of the remaining Turkish population. The youngest, Mary, was hanged by the Americans, and the eldest, Margarita, fled to Russia, where she began scribbling malicious slurs against the American government and generally recognized herself as Russian. In the conditions of such ideological poverty, the "People's Socialist Democratic Armenian Party" (NSDAP), headed by Anastas Ivanovich Mikoyan, and later the infamous speaker Lawn Sown, became the predominant movement. In the 1940s, the people of the three Lakes suffered another tragedy: the occupation by the forces of the Axis countries, which included Turkey, Kazim Karabekir and Azerbaijan (see Turan Akhmetkali)

The genocide carried out by the Turanists became even more terrible than the previous one, the country was seized by a radical partisan movement, the purpose of which was not only to expel the occupiers from the highlands, but also a retaliatory genocide. By their own forces (not without support from abroad), Armenia was liberated in the 43rd and restored to its former borders. However, the question of the future reconstruction of Armenia immediately arose, coupled with the dislike of the locals for the Americans and the liberalism imposed by them, two ideas gained popularity: socialism by Seeding and tsehakronism. The lawn was sown to establish an Armenian Socialist Marxist Republic in the country, while the tsekhakronists became fairly radicalized during the war years. In 1947, there was a debate between nationalists and Socialists, which was attended by their leaders. The debate ended with a sudden military coup in favor of the former and the ban of all left-wing movements in the country. According to rumors, Seeded lost power in the country to the tsehakronists in backgammon.

So, the former village headman Hovhannes Ionesyan comes to power, whose goal is the revival of Great Armenia. In the 50s and 60s, Armenians carried out a number of military operations in the former Turkish lands, these adventures were accompanied by genocide and war crimes. A case has gone down in history when Armenians entered the Kurdish city of Batman, where they pierced the ears and shoulder blades of all women and children with hooks, and the devices themselves were fastened with chains. Later they were blinded and their noses were cut off, making them look like bats.
The "Bat March" from Batman to Tigranakert has become a symbol of the retaliatory genocide.

The Armenians also took advantage of the devastation in Azerbaijan, where they establish the Udi protectorate in the west of the country. In the 90s, the dictatorship of the tsekhakronists reached its peak. Each new leader is more radical than the previous one, and the idea of a Great Armenia is diluted with occult elements, as well as reflection not only on the Artashesid empire, but also on Urartu and Hayasa (whose name the new Armenia appropriated to itself), and the population is extremely loyal to the regime, as a result of which its fall is not expected in the coming years. Turkish and Kurdish languages are prohibited, and the practice of Islam is punishable by corporal punishment. The center of each city is teeming not only with ancient temples, but also with monumental, oppressive buildings, reminiscent of the heavy past and the brightest future of the country, where Armenia "will definitely reach the Red Sea." The capital and largest city of Hayasa is Erivan, where the Hall of Sorrow is flaunted — a city within a city, a monumental monument to the past.

The country is not a member of the KVN because of grave war crimes, but is part of the "holy alliance" of Egypt and Jerusalem. The flag of Armenia (authored by M.Saryana) is a six-colored rainbow, on which Arevahach flaunts.

Assyria (described by A.Mukhametkali)
Even after the separation of Sykes-Picot, a small Assyrian state was created on the ruins of the Ottoman Empire in the Middle East, with its capital in the city of Mosul. But later, the Assyrians had to face the aggression of Arab neighbors, Turks, Persians and even other Arab Christians. Western countries completely ignored the troubles of the Assyrian power. An unexpected incentive for a tiny state that has suffered a number of humiliating defeats from its neighbors has brought... archaeology.

New knowledge about the greatness of the ancient Assyrian Empire awakened pride among Assyrians. The intelligentsia also felt that their little people needed a new way of protection and a moral guideline. Therefore, the restoration of Assyrian paganism began, or the transition to Yezidism, borrowing the religion of the Kurds, followed by a complete rejection of the former Christianity. After sudden changes, tiny Assyria switched to the path of full mobilization and created the strongest army in the Middle East, in terms of its effectiveness and... cruelty.

Assyrian troops, in a short time, defeated the troops of all (!) countries of the Middle East, and committed a number of monstrous war crimes. The glory of the New Assyrian Empire, whose warriors were closely associated with genocide, ruthlessness and efficiency, once again thundered around the world.

Assyria is an incredibly militaristic state, which is currently developing nuclear weapons. Due to the strict language policy, the Kurdish people are almost completely assimilated by Assyrians, and other national minorities are under severe oppression, which pushes many subjects to choose an Assyrian identity. The form of government can be considered a military oligarchy, where the leadership of the country is carried out by the Supreme Council, which elects a consul (this title is close to the original ancient Roman) and is not inherited.

The first consul of Assyria was Agha Elia Petros from Baz. An experienced military commander, who managed to defend the independence of Assyria, was the first to advocate the restoration of the ancient Empire. He died in 1932 and could not see the results of his idea. In the period from 1932 to 1950, Assyria was isolated from the world, building up forces for Great Conquests under the rule of Paul (later Sargon) from the Base - a tribesman of Elia Petros. In 1950, Paul Sargon of Baz launched a full-scale war against Syria and Iraq, seizing the lost territories of the ancient Empire. Paul died during the fighting, and his banner was carried by his young son Balthazar.

It turned out that the Baz tribe - from which Elia Petros, Paul Sargon and Balthazar came out - became the leading one in the New Empire, and the returned village of Tel Baz in Syria became the headquarters of the Headquarters of the Armed Forces of Assyria. In 1990, the power in Assyria passed to Atley from Baz, the younger brother of Balthazar. Assyria has strained relations with all its neighbors, but Western countries are wary of conducting military intervention in Assyria, because the glory of Assyrian warriors is too great.

Soviet Republic of Georgia
The civil war in Russia, which ended with the defeat of the Reds and the establishment of a republic in the country, turned into long-lasting consequences for the entire post-imperial space. Some of the Bolsheviks did not give up hope of establishing their own regime somewhere. This was most successful in Georgia, where a coup happens after the Great Depression.
The ruler of the country becomes I. V. Dzhugashvili, also known in Russia.
The Russian invasion that began in the young Soviet Georgia tempered the spirit of the residents of Sakartvelo so much that by the end of the war the Communists were on the outskirts of Sochi. The infamous Tiflis peace of 1930 glorified the small but proud Soviet republic.

Dzhugashvili carried out industrialization in the country coupled with collectivization, but with fewer victims per share of the population. During the Second World War, both Russians and Azerbaijanis repeatedly tried to occupy Georgia, but the ideologically verified Red army itself marched through Atropatene (gaining a foothold only in the south).

Dzhugashvili's death in '49 was extremely comical: he choked with laughter over a letter from an actress who wished him dead. The dictator's place was taken by the more liberal and right-wing Beria, who dreamed of creating a Eurasian Union with the center in Tbilisi, but his first operation in Azerbaijan and the subsequent Armenian-Georgian positional war (called by journalists the "war of cheaters") ended in the complete collapse of the Georgian side.

Modern Georgia is the last stronghold of classical Bolshevism against the background of the strengthening of the supporters of Posades and Monteiro, who, after the death of the last general secretary of the Sakartvel Communist Party, share power among themselves. Since 1998, Georgia has been in a state of informal confrontation between the Posadist Batumi and the Monteirist Kutaisi.
The indigenous peoples of Georgia regularly revolt, even despite their broad autonomy. General "von Baphomet", known for the use of psychotropic weapons for military purposes, was entrusted to suppress the uprisings.

Azerbaijani Solitaire
During the Civil war, the Azerbaijan Democratic Republic survived thanks to the help from England and the United States. However, the events of the Great Depression not only forced Western countries to withdraw troops from Azerbaijan, but also showed the inefficiency of the ADR authorities.
The radical wing of the Gummet party (which takes the name of the parent structure) comes to power in the country. The main task of the party was the restoration of the monarchy, and a descendant of the Kuban khans became the new sultan of Azeristan.

Description
The State of Great Armenia

The beginning of the XX century was a great tragedy for the people of the three Lakes: the division between the borders of the two empires and the genocide initiated by one of them. In 1917, the February revolution takes place in Russia, eight months later a courier on the cruiser Aurora and an attempted coup triggers the tragic events of the civil war. Under these conditions, the Armenian people gain independence at the cost of millions of lives of their brave sons and daughters.
Armenia, according to the Treaty of Sevres, was waiting for the expansion of borders to the west and a mandatory status, dependence on one of the great powers – the United States.
In conditions of political and economic dependence on one of the great powers, the idea of "Tsehakronism" is gaining popularity, which is radicalized more and more with each subsequent year.

The leaders, or to be more precise, the leaders of the movement were Sisters Mary and Margarita Simonyan, behind whose backs lay responsibility for numerous terrorist attacks and pogroms of the remaining Turkish population. The youngest, Mary, was hanged by the Americans, and the eldest, Margarita, fled to Russia, where she began scribbling malicious slurs against the American government and generally recognized herself as Russian. In the conditions of such ideological poverty, the "People's Socialist Democratic Armenian Party" (NSDAP), headed by Anastas Ivanovich Mikoyan, and later the infamous speaker Lawn Sown, became the predominant movement. In the 1940s, the people of the three Lakes suffered another tragedy: the occupation by the forces of the Axis countries, which included Turkey, Kazim Karabekir and Azerbaijan (see Turan Akhmetkali)

The genocide carried out by the Turanists became even more terrible than the previous one, the country was seized by a radical partisan movement, the purpose of which was not only to expel the occupiers from the highlands, but also a retaliatory genocide. By their own forces (not without support from abroad), Armenia was liberated in the 43rd and restored to its former borders. However, the question of the future reconstruction of Armenia immediately arose, coupled with the dislike of the locals for the Americans and the liberalism imposed by them, two ideas gained popularity: socialism by Seeding and tsehakronism. The lawn was sown to establish an Armenian Socialist Marxist Republic in the country, while the tsekhakronists became fairly radicalized during the war years. In 1947, there was a debate between nationalists and Socialists, which was attended by their leaders. The debate ended with a sudden military coup in favor of the former and the ban of all left-wing movements in the country. According to rumors, Seeded lost power in the country to the tsehakronists in backgammon.

So, the former village headman Hovhannes Ionesyan comes to power, whose goal is the revival of Great Armenia. In the 50s and 60s, Armenians carried out a number of military operations in the former Turkish lands, these adventures were accompanied by genocide and war crimes. A case has gone down in history when Armenians entered the Kurdish city of Batman, where they pierced the ears and shoulder blades of all women and children with hooks, and the devices themselves were fastened with chains. Later they were blinded and their noses were cut off, making them look like bats.
The "Bat March" from Batman to Tigranakert has become a symbol of the retaliatory genocide.

The Armenians also took advantage of the devastation in Azerbaijan, where they establish the Udi protectorate in the west of the country. In the 90s, the dictatorship of the tsekhakronists reached its peak. Each new leader is more radical than the previous one, and the idea of a Great Armenia is diluted with occult elements, as well as reflection not only on the Artashesid empire, but also on Urartu and Hayasa (whose name the new Armenia appropriated to itself), and the population is extremely loyal to the regime, as a result of which its fall is not expected in the coming years. Turkish and Kurdish languages are prohibited, and the practice of Islam is punishable by corporal punishment. The center of each city is teeming not only with ancient temples, but also with monumental, oppressive buildings, reminiscent of the heavy past and the brightest future of the country, where Armenia "will definitely reach the Red Sea." The capital and largest city of Hayasa is Erivan, where the Hall of Sorrow is flaunted — a city within a city, a monumental monument to the past.

The country is not a member of the KVN because of grave war crimes, but is part of the "holy alliance" of Egypt and Jerusalem. The flag of Armenia (authored by M.Saryana) is a six-colored rainbow, on which Arevahach flaunts.

Assyria (described by A.Mukhametkali)
Even after the separation of Sykes-Picot, a small Assyrian state was created on the ruins of the Ottoman Empire in the Middle East, with its capital in the city of Mosul. But later, the Assyrians had to face the aggression of Arab neighbors, Turks, Persians and even other Arab Christians. Western countries completely ignored the troubles of the Assyrian power. An unexpected incentive for a tiny state that has suffered a number of humiliating defeats from its neighbors has brought... archaeology.

New knowledge about the greatness of the ancient Assyrian Empire awakened pride among Assyrians. The intelligentsia also felt that their little people needed a new way of protection and a moral guideline. Therefore, the restoration of Assyrian paganism began, or the transition to Yezidism, borrowing the religion of the Kurds, followed by a complete rejection of the former Christianity. After sudden changes, tiny Assyria switched to the path of full mobilization and created the strongest army in the Middle East, in terms of its effectiveness and... cruelty.

Assyrian troops, in a short time, defeated the troops of all (!) countries of the Middle East, and committed a number of monstrous war crimes. The glory of the New Assyrian Empire, whose warriors were closely associated with genocide, ruthlessness and efficiency, once again thundered around the world.

Assyria is an incredibly militaristic state, which is currently developing nuclear weapons. Due to the strict language policy, the Kurdish people are almost completely assimilated by Assyrians, and other national minorities are under severe oppression, which pushes many subjects to choose an Assyrian identity. The form of government can be considered a military oligarchy, where the leadership of the country is carried out by the Supreme Council, which elects a consul (this title is close to the original ancient Roman) and is not inherited.

The first consul of Assyria was Agha Elia Petros from Baz. An experienced military commander, who managed to defend the independence of Assyria, was the first to advocate the restoration of the ancient Empire. He died in 1932 and could not see the results of his idea. In the period from 1932 to 1950, Assyria was isolated from the world, building up forces for Great Conquests under the rule of Paul (later Sargon) from the Base - a tribesman of Elia Petros. In 1950, Paul Sargon of Baz launched a full-scale war against Syria and Iraq, seizing the lost territories of the ancient Empire. Paul died during the fighting, and his banner was carried by his young son Balthazar.

It turned out that the Baz tribe - from which Elia Petros, Paul Sargon and Balthazar came out - became the leading one in the New Empire, and the returned village of Tel Baz in Syria became the headquarters of the Headquarters of the Armed Forces of Assyria. In 1990, the power in Assyria passed to Atley from Baz, the younger brother of Balthazar. Assyria has strained relations with all its neighbors, but Western countries are wary of conducting military intervention in Assyria, because the glory of Assyrian warriors is too great.

Soviet Republic of Georgia
The civil war in Russia, which ended with the defeat of the Reds and the establishment of a republic in the country, turned into long-lasting consequences for the entire post-imperial space. Some of the Bolsheviks did not give up hope of establishing their own regime somewhere. This was most successful in Georgia, where a coup happens after the Great Depression.
The ruler of the country becomes I. V. Dzhugashvili, also known in Russia.
The Russian invasion that began in the young Soviet Georgia tempered the spirit of the residents of Sakartvelo so much that by the end of the war the Communists were on the outskirts of Sochi. The infamous Tiflis peace of 1930 glorified the small but proud Soviet republic.

Dzhugashvili carried out industrialization in the country coupled with collectivization, but with fewer victims per share of the population. During the Second World War, both Russians and Azerbaijanis repeatedly tried to occupy Georgia, but the ideologically verified Red army itself marched through Atropatene (gaining a foothold only in the south).

Dzhugashvili's death in '49 was extremely comical: he choked with laughter over a letter from an actress who wished him dead. The dictator's place was taken by the more liberal and right-wing Beria, who dreamed of creating a Eurasian Union with the center in Tbilisi, but his first operation in Azerbaijan and the subsequent Armenian-Georgian positional war (called by journalists the "war of cheaters") ended in the complete collapse of the Georgian side.

Modern Georgia is the last stronghold of classical Bolshevism against the background of the strengthening of the supporters of Posades and Monteiro, who, after the death of the last general secretary of the Sakartvel Communist Party, share power among themselves. Since 1998, Georgia has been in a state of informal confrontation between the Posadist Batumi and the Monteirist Kutaisi.
The indigenous peoples of Georgia regularly revolt, even despite their broad autonomy. General "von Baphomet", known for the use of psychotropic weapons for military purposes, was entrusted to suppress the uprisings.

Azerbaijani Solitaire
During the Civil war, the Azerbaijan Democratic Republic survived thanks to the help from England and the United States. However, the events of the Great Depression not only forced Western countries to withdraw troops from Azerbaijan, but also showed the inefficiency of the ADR authorities.
The radical wing of the Gummet party (which takes the name of the parent structure) comes to power in the country. The main task of the party was the restoration of the monarchy, and a descendant of the Kuban khans became the new sultan of Azeristan.