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THESnailAnvil [2013-12-07 14:37:20 +0000 UTC]
I was locked out of Facebook so I told them to stuff thier pish site,and I came and joined The Deviants.
Your my favourite, wierd person!
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THESnailAnvil In reply to FalseMaria [2013-12-08 12:19:52 +0000 UTC]
hurrahΒ
we need to synchronise here Β it is confusing me we now communicate using 3 different pipes and I am only a simple man!
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iampagan [2013-07-21 12:19:00 +0000 UTC]
Love it! For some reason it makes me think of H.R. Giger's works So organic and metallic at the same time...
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FalseMaria In reply to iangrahamimages [2013-04-09 00:50:07 +0000 UTC]
Thanks..you get entered in the monthly prize draw if you can guess what it is.
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iangrahamimages In reply to FalseMaria [2013-04-09 09:54:50 +0000 UTC]
A close up of a Radial engine (aircraft prop), possibly from a downed plane?
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FalseMaria In reply to iangrahamimages [2013-04-09 22:28:20 +0000 UTC]
Goddam.....now I'll have to find of a prize.
How does a half eaten easter egg sound?
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iangrahamimages In reply to FalseMaria [2013-04-10 05:07:34 +0000 UTC]
I have to confess (damn those Catholics they taught me well) that I had outside help from a "petrol head" friend of mine so your Easter Egg remnants are safe (unless it is a Yorkie one!)
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Kastalite [2012-11-04 11:24:20 +0000 UTC]
Close up of paleolithic bicycle wheel with wonky spokes. Fossilized.
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FalseMaria In reply to Kastalite [2012-11-04 17:43:59 +0000 UTC]
Ran into a mammoth at full tilt.
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Kastalite In reply to FalseMaria [2012-11-06 10:49:17 +0000 UTC]
Mammoths are to be found in near perfect form frozen beneath the north sea. That nice Scottish man on "Coast" (a product of the mind control box) told me. I have a bad memory for detail, it may have been fossilized or mud stuck.
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FalseMaria In reply to Kastalite [2012-11-06 19:12:47 +0000 UTC]
Yes..that man lives down the road from here...ten miles or so away...in the posh part of town.I admire his flowing locks from afar.:sigh:
I was reading about these mammoths(axe heads,arrow tips etc) that get hauled up from the North Sea by trawlers in a magazine the other day.There was a huge landmass that "joined" Blighty to Europe that disappeared under water about 5-8,000 years ago.A whole landscape submerged.Incredible....full of Neanderthal shopping trolleys now.
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Kastalite In reply to FalseMaria [2012-11-07 10:58:03 +0000 UTC]
That's right, you have the explanatory notes at the ready, what a wonder you are! That geezer's locks are indeed still in full flow, but they now sit somewhat at odds with his ever increasing jowls. I'm not jealous.
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FalseMaria In reply to Kastalite [2012-11-07 20:10:35 +0000 UTC]
Yes..I agree. I bet they make a mighty noise when taken
between thumb and index finger and waggled about.
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Kastalite In reply to FalseMaria [2012-11-07 21:27:29 +0000 UTC]
What a horrible thought
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FalseMaria In reply to Kastalite [2012-11-07 21:57:36 +0000 UTC]
Sorry.....have I put you off your tea?
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Kastalite In reply to FalseMaria [2012-11-07 22:23:18 +0000 UTC]
No, I've already had my falafel and spinach bake, thankyou. It's memory cannot be tarnished.
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FalseMaria In reply to Kastalite [2012-11-08 09:55:36 +0000 UTC]
Still on the vegetarian straight and narrow then?
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Kastalite In reply to FalseMaria [2012-11-10 23:42:11 +0000 UTC]
Indeed. The local cows moo at me approvingly. The fish in the brook leap at the sight of me. Birds sing at my approach. Etc.
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FalseMaria In reply to Kastalite [2012-11-11 10:18:36 +0000 UTC]
St Mark ...... beloved of mammals great and small.
I am impressed.
Are you planning your Festive nut roast yet?
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Kastalite In reply to FalseMaria [2012-11-11 13:17:25 +0000 UTC]
I have a magic powder in place already. Just add water and stir and lo, watch the cutlets appear. Knead artistically and you'd never know the difference. Will you be wrestling some poor fowl to the floor prior to ozzying its head off. Or perhaps you prefer the standalone pre packed prime portion. For it is long written, and I must fain concur, that Breast is ever the Best.
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FalseMaria In reply to Kastalite [2012-11-11 14:35:29 +0000 UTC]
Think I might go out and use my long bow ...see what I can get.
Stuffed farmer with giblet gravy.
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Kastalite In reply to FalseMaria [2012-11-12 15:40:58 +0000 UTC]
I'd forgotten about your deadly skills. Still at it are you? I think a shot of you in silhouette, with bow arched for action, astride some rocky peak......should be your xmas card image this year.
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richardldixon [2012-10-31 00:34:34 +0000 UTC]
Pratt and whitney twin wasp ? by any chance ...
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FalseMaria In reply to DouglasHumphries [2012-10-29 13:56:19 +0000 UTC]
Yeah..the bit that dropped off.
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DouglasHumphries In reply to FalseMaria [2012-10-30 04:10:01 +0000 UTC]
. . . quite a trophy - put it up on eBay.
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tholang In reply to FalseMaria [2012-10-28 18:07:10 +0000 UTC]
Well, how can I find it out ?
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undefinedreference [2012-10-28 17:50:41 +0000 UTC]
One of your best so far in my opinion.
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FalseMaria In reply to EintoeRn [2012-10-28 17:22:43 +0000 UTC]
Not sure...I found it buried in the garden.I'm just about to fire it up........
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EintoeRn In reply to FalseMaria [2012-10-28 17:25:00 +0000 UTC]
Maybe the best thing that you can do. Scary thing. Did you contact Roswell ?
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FalseMaria In reply to EintoeRn [2012-10-28 17:28:57 +0000 UTC]
Sorry..... can't talk..two guys have just arrived at the door.
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EintoeRn In reply to FalseMaria [2012-10-28 17:42:40 +0000 UTC]
Did they have this flash thingy ? Oops - of course you will not remember
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