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because there is never enough Armin oneshots. Not really sure where this idea is going but~ I know that he's in a store room or something but the different things gave me this idea
Anime: Attack on Titan
"Okay, I went past Mrs O'Leary the hell hound (she loves giant rubber yaks), past the dancing ghosts, avoided the bickering undead controllers (Nico and Anubis who fight about who really controls the dead), rode the white crocodile (took a pound of bacon to convince him), almost caught my hair on fire by the blacksmith elf dudes bunker (lets not talk about that skittle explosion), walked past the dwarves fashion store (he tried to sell me a bullet proof tie) and past the boy talking to fish (had to pay him in blue cookies to cross his bridge) so from Annabeth the knowledge seeker's directions Witch Hazel's hut should be a just past the Charmspeaker's house." I mumbled trying to see through the fog.
"Well, when in doubt ask the reptile." I swung my pack off my shoulder and pulled out my lynx sized dragon, a sassy little thing that has tons of sarcastic comments and loves sleeping in my pack or around my neck, she has purple scales that shine gold or green. Storms her name. As rude, sassy and sarcastic as she is, she is a giant help and has a uncanny nose.
"Come on Storm wake up I need ya help." she rolled over and groaned at being woke up, she yawns and sits up and arches her back like a cat and looked at me "Whatcha need Chica?" she asks using her nickname for me.
"We should be close to the hut, any clue where to?" she sits on her hind legs and stiffs the air. "That way and towards the left a ways. Tell me when we get there I'm starved." she said pointing towards the path to my left and snuggling back down in my bag to sleep.
"Aye then. Left it is." and I started walking.
~Time skip because of being driven to McDonalds by a French Zombie chauffer~
I knocked on the door of a medium sized hut with green smoke coming out of the chimney adding to the mysteriousness of the dark overly haunted forest.
The door opened but instead of the curly haired coffee skinned witch I had been expecting, a boy around my age with short golden hair and bright ocean blue eyes was seen.
"Um hello, is this the hut of the witch Hazel Zhang?" I asked the boy. "Y-yes it I-is" he said shyly, his eyes darting around as if he was scared of something. "Is she here? I've come for a potion and a few books" I said with a smile
"Oh! she's been expecting you, come in come in" he said opening the door so I could enter as he shooed me inside then quickly shut and locked the door.
"Is there something out there you don't want coming in?" I questioned "W-well, yes, that rowdy werewolf Eren is always coming around and he knocked over potions and viles in here." he said causing me to laugh
"By the way, not to offend, but you don't look like the witch I was expecting" I commented while he was going through a list in a worn old book. "Oh! I-I'm so s-sorry I forgot to introduce myself miss, I'm Armin, witch Hazel's apprentice." he said while pushing away a strand of hair that fell in his face "She isn't here but she should be back in awhile though." he added
"Witches apprentice eh? so your learning all the brews and potions?" "W-well that's the point, b-but I'm n-not very good yet."
I walked around part of the room I was in glancing at all the different viles and jars of potions and ingredients. "If you don't mind my asking, what in Helheim do you use minotaur snot for?" I asked gagging slightly.
He looked at my reaction and smiled "Many things though mainly mixed with frog slime and Cerberus hairs to make a brew for sore throats." he explained "Yeeuck! no wonder cold medicine tastes so bad" I said causing him to laugh cutely. I walked to the next line of things "Warlock hairs?" "Often used in protection spells" "Iguana tears?" "Hair gel" "Penguin sweat?" "Hypnotism potion" "Chicken teeth?" "Sunscreen" I raised an eyebrow at that one as he kept answering what each was meant for
"Unicorn horn shavings, I swear on my Gorgon tooth dagger that one of those things tried to stab me with it's head on the way here." I said and he giggled cutely "They are usually quite docile and the shavings are used for a healing nectar"
"Ah dragon saliva, I know what this Is for, I use it all the time on burns and cuts, its great." I said. He looked over at me "Dragon saliva is quite rare, where do you get it?" he asked and this time I laughed "It's easy to get if you have your own dragon" his eyes widened "You have a dragon? they are rare and powerful and such skilled hunters, what kind of dragon is it? I've read all I can find about many" he said excitedly
"She's a Lightened Strelk (
He looked at her in awe while she stretched in her sleep, long golden bronze claws extending when she flexed her legs and smoke curled out of her nose. "Storms actually quite helpful when she wakes up." he nodded still staring at her in amazement "You can hold her if ya like, she wont hurt you unless she accidentally scratches ya"
Armin quickly shook his head "N-no that's o-okay I d-don't want to m-make her mad" he said "She won't be mad, I bother her all the time" I reasoned but he still declined my offer so I put her back in my bag and went to look at more of the fascinating items
"Hey Armin? what are pegasi feathers for?" I looked at him and he blushed lightly "T-they are usually used in l-love potions"
"You sure know your whatever these things are don't you?" I asked "Well not r-really, I'm learning but I'm not very good yet." he said while looked at his feet blushing lightly
"well you can't be that bad, cause you've sure used some kind of sorcery on me" I said "What do you mean? I can fix it I swear I didn't mean to do anyth-" he was cut off when I gently kissed him. When I pulled back he was starring at me wide eyed and shyly began to smile while blushing.
The door opened and in walked witch Hazel smiling. "Oh! (Y/n) your here, sorry about your wait, I hope Armin didn't give you much trouble?" she said while bringing out the old leather bound books and (now repulsive) cough medicine I'd been sent to collect. I pulled out the money I owed her and lifted the items. "Not at all Ma'am, though I think your apprentice used some kind of love potion on me" I said winking at Armin making him blush before walking out the door.
Hazel looked at Armin "Now what was that about?" she asked "N-nothing I-I d-don't I d-didn't-" he couldn't come up with any words causing her to chuckle and understand what I meant.
She looked at the note I had left on the counter that read; 'mind if I come back to visit your apprentice? he's quiet something and I'd like to get to know him more : )              -Y/n'
she smiled at the note and looked at the still blushing warlock-in-training who was trying to restock the antelope spit on a high shelf. "Let's get this place straightened up before your little friend comes back Armin, I can't find the troll eyes from the grendels' earwax"
Armin nodded and ran off the find a broom 'Y/n was going to visit me?' he thought excitedly
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"Alright so I add the hair from a centaurs tail, two pearls from the purple lagoon, and the essence of the void together to make the cyclops' eye drops?" I asked trying to get the brew right "Black pearls, plain pearls are for gremlins foot fungus. And no not aether, use ravens breath." he said trying to correct the H/c girl again
Armin loved trying to teach her, don't get him wrong, but he found it funny how she always mixed up the ingredients.
"Oh to Styx with this, I know something better to do." Y/n said and pulled Armin to the small couch in front of the fireplace filled with green glowing flames. Armin blushed "(Y-y/n) we need to finish making the order for tomorrow!"
"Exactly, tomorrow. So for now we can cuddle." Y/n said snuggling up against him on the couch making him blush more. "b-but (Y/n)-" "No buts." she said and kissed him. Armin melted into the kiss forgetting about the order and giving up his protests, he sigh happily and snuggled up to you falling asleep in your warm comforting embrace.
Who knew picking up a package in a haunted forest could be so rewarding?

Why did I make this weird AU with HoO? I don't know. I was in an HoO mood. and sorry for how bad this is I was typing this at 4 am...

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because there is never enough Armin oneshots. Not really sure where this idea is going but~ I know that he's in a store room or something but the different things gave me this idea
Anime: Attack on Titan
"Okay, I went past Mrs O'Leary the hell hound (she loves giant rubber yaks), past the dancing ghosts, avoided the bickering undead controllers (Nico and Anubis who fight about who really controls the dead), rode the white crocodile (took a pound of bacon to convince him), almost caught my hair on fire by the blacksmith elf dudes bunker (lets not talk about that skittle explosion), walked past the dwarves fashion store (he tried to sell me a bullet proof tie) and past the boy talking to fish (had to pay him in blue cookies to cross his bridge) so from Annabeth the knowledge seeker's directions Witch Hazel's hut should be a just past the Charmspeaker's house." I mumbled trying to see through the fog.
"Well, when in doubt ask the reptile." I swung my pack off my shoulder and pulled out my lynx sized dragon, a sassy little thing that has tons of sarcastic comments and loves sleeping in my pack or around my neck, she has purple scales that shine gold or green. Storms her name. As rude, sassy and sarcastic as she is, she is a giant help and has a uncanny nose.
"Come on Storm wake up I need ya help." she rolled over and groaned at being woke up, she yawns and sits up and arches her back like a cat and looked at me "Whatcha need Chica?" she asks using her nickname for me.
"We should be close to the hut, any clue where to?" she sits on her hind legs and stiffs the air. "That way and towards the left a ways. Tell me when we get there I'm starved." she said pointing towards the path to my left and snuggling back down in my bag to sleep.
"Aye then. Left it is." and I started walking.
~Time skip because of being driven to McDonalds by a French Zombie chauffer~
I knocked on the door of a medium sized hut with green smoke coming out of the chimney adding to the mysteriousness of the dark overly haunted forest.
The door opened but instead of the curly haired coffee skinned witch I had been expecting, a boy around my age with short golden hair and bright ocean blue eyes was seen.
"Um hello, is this the hut of the witch Hazel Zhang?" I asked the boy. "Y-yes it I-is" he said shyly, his eyes darting around as if he was scared of something. "Is she here? I've come for a potion and a few books" I said with a smile
"Oh! she's been expecting you, come in come in" he said opening the door so I could enter as he shooed me inside then quickly shut and locked the door.
"Is there something out there you don't want coming in?" I questioned "W-well, yes, that rowdy werewolf Eren is always coming around and he knocked over potions and viles in here." he said causing me to laugh
"By the way, not to offend, but you don't look like the witch I was expecting" I commented while he was going through a list in a worn old book. "Oh! I-I'm so s-sorry I forgot to introduce myself miss, I'm Armin, witch Hazel's apprentice." he said while pushing away a strand of hair that fell in his face "She isn't here but she should be back in awhile though." he added
"Witches apprentice eh? so your learning all the brews and potions?" "W-well that's the point, b-but I'm n-not very good yet."
I walked around part of the room I was in glancing at all the different viles and jars of potions and ingredients. "If you don't mind my asking, what in Helheim do you use minotaur snot for?" I asked gagging slightly.
He looked at my reaction and smiled "Many things though mainly mixed with frog slime and Cerberus hairs to make a brew for sore throats." he explained "Yeeuck! no wonder cold medicine tastes so bad" I said causing him to laugh cutely. I walked to the next line of things "Warlock hairs?" "Often used in protection spells" "Iguana tears?" "Hair gel" "Penguin sweat?" "Hypnotism potion" "Chicken teeth?" "Sunscreen" I raised an eyebrow at that one as he kept answering what each was meant for
"Unicorn horn shavings, I swear on my Gorgon tooth dagger that one of those things tried to stab me with it's head on the way here." I said and he giggled cutely "They are usually quite docile and the shavings are used for a healing nectar"
"Ah dragon saliva, I know what this Is for, I use it all the time on burns and cuts, its great." I said. He looked over at me "Dragon saliva is quite rare, where do you get it?" he asked and this time I laughed "It's easy to get if you have your own dragon" his eyes widened "You have a dragon? they are rare and powerful and such skilled hunters, what kind of dragon is it? I've read all I can find about many" he said excitedly
"She's a Lightened Strelk (
He looked at her in awe while she stretched in her sleep, long golden bronze claws extending when she flexed her legs and smoke curled out of her nose. "Storms actually quite helpful when she wakes up." he nodded still staring at her in amazement "You can hold her if ya like, she wont hurt you unless she accidentally scratches ya"
Armin quickly shook his head "N-no that's o-okay I d-don't want to m-make her mad" he said "She won't be mad, I bother her all the time" I reasoned but he still declined my offer so I put her back in my bag and went to look at more of the fascinating items
"Hey Armin? what are pegasi feathers for?" I looked at him and he blushed lightly "T-they are usually used in l-love potions"
"You sure know your whatever these things are don't you?" I asked "Well not r-really, I'm learning but I'm not very good yet." he said while looked at his feet blushing lightly
"well you can't be that bad, cause you've sure used some kind of sorcery on me" I said "What do you mean? I can fix it I swear I didn't mean to do anyth-" he was cut off when I gently kissed him. When I pulled back he was starring at me wide eyed and shyly began to smile while blushing.
The door opened and in walked witch Hazel smiling. "Oh! (Y/n) your here, sorry about your wait, I hope Armin didn't give you much trouble?" she said while bringing out the old leather bound books and (now repulsive) cough medicine I'd been sent to collect. I pulled out the money I owed her and lifted the items. "Not at all Ma'am, though I think your apprentice used some kind of love potion on me" I said winking at Armin making him blush before walking out the door.
Hazel looked at Armin "Now what was that about?" she asked "N-nothing I-I d-don't I d-didn't-" he couldn't come up with any words causing her to chuckle and understand what I meant.
She looked at the note I had left on the counter that read; 'mind if I come back to visit your apprentice? he's quiet something and I'd like to get to know him more : )              -Y/n'
she smiled at the note and looked at the still blushing warlock-in-training who was trying to restock the antelope spit on a high shelf. "Let's get this place straightened up before your little friend comes back Armin, I can't find the troll eyes from the grendels' earwax"
Armin nodded and ran off the find a broom 'Y/n was going to visit me?' he thought excitedly
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"Alright so I add the hair from a centaurs tail, two pearls from the purple lagoon, and the essence of the void together to make the cyclops' eye drops?" I asked trying to get the brew right "Black pearls, plain pearls are for gremlins foot fungus. And no not aether, use ravens breath." he said trying to correct the H/c girl again
Armin loved trying to teach her, don't get him wrong, but he found it funny how she always mixed up the ingredients.
"Oh to Styx with this, I know something better to do." Y/n said and pulled Armin to the small couch in front of the fireplace filled with green glowing flames. Armin blushed "(Y-y/n) we need to finish making the order for tomorrow!"
"Exactly, tomorrow. So for now we can cuddle." Y/n said snuggling up against him on the couch making him blush more. "b-but (Y/n)-" "No buts." she said and kissed him. Armin melted into the kiss forgetting about the order and giving up his protests, he sigh happily and snuggled up to you falling asleep in your warm comforting embrace.
Who knew picking up a package in a haunted forest could be so rewarding?

Why did I make this weird AU with HoO? I don't know. I was in an HoO mood. and sorry for how bad this is I was typing this at 4 am...