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Fenchurch-St — Fenchurch: The Blatant Lesbian
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Published: 2008-09-12 18:08:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 1931; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 21
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What do you mean I'm a lesbian?I was recently reminded of the first time I was picked up by a girl who claimed she knew I was lesbian because of the blatant flirting & outrageous displays of affection towards my friends.
So I decided to rummage through my archives for all those photos where I was lusting all over my friends to find out if it was true.
This montage is proof that it is... For the first time ever, my own libido disgusts me and I have no idea why my friends put with me and it.
Obviously they are all closet lesbians or they can't resist my sexy greatness! Although Sarah (Bottom left) looks genuinely terrified!
None of them are lesbians (apparently) but are either best friends, close friends or housemates.
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Comments: 289
I fear any organisation that has you and Lupey in it.
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Think of it as a "You can't beat us, so come join us" situation... we would welcome you with open legs!
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I'll put it this way, if you ever take over the world, I'll be there.
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Nah. The Worldis too cliche'... we have plans to take over hell
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Well good luck getting there.
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Been there... It's really quite pleastant exept for the smell. And you know what I figured our? The devil is the real god, and god is the real Devil. Think about it.
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Well that's what happens when you get neglect PR.
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Personal representation, its basically hiring people to tell other people about how great you are, basically advertising.
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Yup. well and Truely Neglected. If people want to see how great I am, They needn't bother. I Fail at life >..<
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You don't fail at all, you admitted your bisexual and it takes win to admit you are different.
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Which is where you accel; "Fenchurch, The blatant lEsbian"
.. Nuff Said.
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Well I'm different in that I'm egotistical and all in sundry bow down to worship me and my gay ways.
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*bows and worships* Yus, You certainly are blatant about it... However, it is painfully obvious with me if you hang around me too much..
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Well you certainly scare poor Lupey, and in life, that is truly what matters!
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yus. The only problem now is how to convert the rest of the group.. him... *rubs chin thoughtfull*
If I had a beard, I'd stroke it.
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You need one of the beards like that bloke from Kill Bill that was about a metre long.
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That'd be awesome... It'd be longer then my actual Hair..
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You short of fan it round in a loop type affair and so it would be confusing to which is the beard and which is the hair on your head.
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That would be facking awesome... I'ma make my dad do that now. THANKS FOR THE IDEA.
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Good luck with that...
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I thought flirting with everything and anyone was normal?
because I have ever since..well ever...
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Well so did I until then. Someone always has to ruin the fun and make you self-concious.
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curse you! *shakes angry fist at these people*
maybe they're the abnormal ones?
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Yeah, if we like hugging, kissing, licking and grasping our friends inappropriately, it's there fault for failing at life!
Maybe they're jealous!
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yeah
they just want some love from us B)
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Yeah they secretly want to be our friends because they want to be inappropriately touched too.
Well tough, they should have been nice to us!
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yeaaah
no love for the meany bo beanies!
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Yeah, they can find prostitutes who will only hug them for £75 per hour and whose kisses will be full of smoke and the taste of the last customer.
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yeaah
whereas we'll touch them for free!
if they were nice to us that is..
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Yeah, there is no putting a price on friendship!
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yes
er..friendship...with..benefits.
not fuck buddies
just...very close
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Yeah, I normally draw the line at disrobing them or anything which can be seen as attempted rape.
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hah
yeaah
I normally just cuddle and kiss people a lot
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I'm the same except I add I lie on top of them... and dance with them... and touch a breast or two. harmless fun!
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I'd dance with them, but I can't dance..
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Neither can I, but you can do the caramelldansen to almost everything.
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what's the caramelldansen?
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You'll regret you asked me that:
[link]
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that's actually my new dance
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yey... a new convert!
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I'm hesitant to mention Ievan Polkka now then.
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Prepare to die of squee: [link]
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you're killing me
really
you are
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But it is a beautiful way to die!
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not being crushed by a marijuana house?
really?
is that not more beautiful?
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Yeah that's probably number #1 on the list.
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yeah
drowning in the trippy sea definitely should go in the top 5
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