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Published: 2008-09-12 18:08:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 1931; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 21
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What do you mean I'm a lesbian?I was recently reminded of the first time I was picked up by a girl who claimed she knew I was lesbian because of the blatant flirting & outrageous displays of affection towards my friends.
So I decided to rummage through my archives for all those photos where I was lusting all over my friends to find out if it was true.
This montage is proof that it is... For the first time ever, my own libido disgusts me and I have no idea why my friends put with me and it.
Obviously they are all closet lesbians or they can't resist my sexy greatness! Although Sarah (Bottom left) looks genuinely terrified!
None of them are lesbians (apparently) but are either best friends, close friends or housemates.
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Wow, you must have had a really confused childhood to be thinking like that.
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I'm intergender, my gender changes from male to female and back again, apparently I eat minge like a girl.
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Hell, now even I am confused.
Just answer the question, would it be fine if I hit on you?
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I wouldn't object, but you might, I have man bits between my legs
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Yeah that's probably something I should mention, since we last met I turned gay.
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You don't 'turn gay'. You would have always been that way, whether you realised is another matter.
Personally I go all ways, I fancy the person, not their genitals, after all you tend not to get a look at them till it's too late to do anything about it.
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Well that's an interesting philosophy on the subject. I believe all people are different and thus they all have different reasons for deciding who they are. I don't think it's simple as saying that all gay people have a gay gene.
So I take it from your comments, you are bisexual.
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not so much bi- as pan-
I can fancy men, women and those in between.
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And Kitchen utensils apparently.
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nah, I don't have a thing for cheese graters.
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TouchΓ©
Aww... I missed the wit.
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You've got rather aquiline features...I'll leave it up to you to decide if that's a good thing or not.
Is funny, I've never got on with lesbians in the past as they tend to treat me like a greedy b'stard who's after stealing their women folk.
and this photo-ey thing has inspired me to go do a journal entry about ways I've been described.
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Because I'm sexy, I'll take it as a good thing
I thing most people in general despise woman-theft. It's a lawful crime.
I never thought it would aspire anyone to do anything, other than maybe masturbate, but I'm glad it has
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get everyone nekkid in the next version and mebe I'll use it for that purpose.
There's nothing wrong with woman theft...so long as it's not my woman being thefted.
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I'll see what I can do
I agree with that philosophy, although I might create a subsection about theft of myself.
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Yes, but as you're a lesbian I doubt my ability to steal you, even when I'm at my most girly.
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Well I was referring to humanity as a whole, not just you.
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I think you'll find 50% of them would have the same problem
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Well the menstruating ones anyway...
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I wrote a song called Menstruation, but I can't find it now
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Do you remember any lines?
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nope, and I can't remember what tune it went to either.
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Then how do you know this song exists?
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I remember writing it
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Despite the fact you can't remember what you wrote?
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yes...ooh, I remember now, it went to the music for My Generation, by the Who
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I didn't know you were a lesbian that whole time I spoke to you in August. Nice to put a face to the name.
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Well it's not the first thing you mention in conversation.
And it's a pretty face even if I do say so myself.
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Pretty? I think you're gorgeous and have a beautiful smile. Shame you're a lesbian.
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Well there is always some excuse to not get what you want!
Thanks for the compliment!
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I think you're gorgeous and have a beautiful smile. I wanna get to know you better.
That work?
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I always accept compliments.
If you want to get to know me better that is fine by me. I have about three months worth of journals that can give you some background.
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I'm glad you do. Some people are so insecure they find it difficult. You're clearly not one of them.
That's not exactly what I meant. You're doing Geography if I remember right at Nottingham?
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I'm just to egotistic to be insecure.
Yes, your memory is correct.
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Cool, I love people with an ego. How about you?
Well, how's your course going? Gotten round to job apps yet?
oh and what's better, red or blue?
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Well I like people with an ego up until the point they become twats, which is an entirely different ball game of smugness. Least I can admit I am wrong, but I am great for doing so!
I've just finished this semester, when I get back to uni in Feburary I have my exams and then my dissertation to do. I haven't even touched the job pages yet never mind looked.
I prefer them mixed together, a bit of purple can never be wrong. But out of the two I would say red. It has more symbolism behind it and thus more interesting as a colour.
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So when was the last time you were wrong and admitted it?
Well you'll never be a park ranger at this rate! Feb is a bit late for returning to uni. I have to be back in three weeks! Back to sunny Loughborough where the skies are always an erotic shade of grey and certainly not gloomy.
Purple! Doesn't that mean you're sexually frustrated?
Red. You're a naughty girl.
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Just now when I admit I was wrong that I don't admit I am wrong. Thus using the power of the paradox to prove myself right!
Yeah well I expect your uni finishes earlier, maybe its because they hate you and want to get rid of you sooner.
Where are you getting colour meanings, I suspect Freudian connections.
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Power is important to you?
I finish uni mid-june.
I think I got em from my butt. Just needed an excuse to mess with you.
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It comes with being egotistic.
We finish late June, so nyeh nyeh
So if I said blue you would have came up with sexual tension?
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You should trade in that ego.
And you'll miss all the late June summer fun. nyeh nyeh.
Are you trying to find out how a guy's mind works?
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Nah, there is not much of a market price for it.
I'll just prospone that fun for a few weeks. It's not as though I'll miss anything.
I already think I know and it scares me.
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I think I could afford it.
You'll miss loads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
But its nice you can lie to yourself.
No man except Mel Gibson can understand women.
And No woman will ever understand the powerful mind of a man.
Its outside of your grasp.
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Yeah but it's not worth selling it.
Normally that nice week per year of nice weather we get just happens as soon as we finish, so I think it's good timing to kick off the flipflops and relax in the baking sun with a drink and a good book.
Lets just say human minds are complex and individual
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thats what i like about the UK yalls lesbians are actually hot...
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Why thank you and I couldn't agree with you more. It's probably the reason why are such as well.
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most likely not to mention your guys arent...well their just plain ugly
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Yeah if you're a girl in the UK, there is only one real way to turn for hotness.
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date an american? lol, jk.
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Nah, women are closer.
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