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Feniiku — You're a bit small for an agent...

Published: 2013-04-30 21:54:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 765; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 0
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Description "Invisobill!"

Danny cringed at the loud voice, inwardly groaning at the use of the name he'd come to hate, before looking around for the source of it. It continued without him seeing anyone at first.

"I'm here on behalf of her Majesty's secret service, to apprehend you for your crimes-" Danny fnially picked up the direction the voice was coming from, and looked over at the nearby dumpster, raising an eyebrow as the speech continued, "-against the people of this small city!"

"Uhuh, you aren't gonna take me anywhere if you're invisible, you know. I don't like to fight, but I will if I have to."

"Invisi-?!" The voice cut out with an exhasperated groan, before taking on a tone which displayed a shorter temper than it had before. "I'm not invisible, I'm right over here!"

"Uhm... Chief, you're not Invisobill, isn't he Invisobill?" came a second voice, and Danny drifted closer to the dumpster. The second voice shrieked. "OH 'ECK HE'S COMING TO GET US!"

"Penfold, shush."

"HE'S A FLIPPNG GHOST HE IS."

"Shush."

"But I don't wanna be eaten by a gho-"

"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD WILL YOU SHUT UP?!"

Danny finally managed to find the source of the voices, and, dropping to the floor near the garbage, he burst out laughing.

"You're a mouse?! Not, a ghost or something?"

"Of course I'm a mouse, what else would I be?" The white rodent folded his arms, glaring stubbornly up at the halfa with one eye. "Danger Mouse, if you must know. Now, Invisobill, will you come quietly?" Danger Mouse groaned as the ghost boy burst out laughing again.

"Look, Danger Mouse, if that's your name, you've got a few things a little bit wrong. First one; my name's Danny Phantom, not Invisobill. Second; I'm a good guy, I defend this town from ghost attacks. And third; the Guys in White must be scraping the bottom of the barrel if they've only sent you to get me. I'm a ghost, and you're... what, three inches tall?"

"Who the heck are the Guys in White?" the small, hamster creature behind the mosue asked.

"White suits, white weapons, white vehicles, and they hate ghosts." Danger Mouse answered before Danny could. "Though why you would think- Ah. It's the fur, isn't it?"

"That and the jumpsuit." Danny grinned. "Sooooo since I'm not going anywhere with an angry rat-"

"Mouse."

"-mouse, right, sorry... Since I'm not going anywhere with you, and you can't make me go anywhere-"

"-we seem to have reached a little bit of an impasse. Hmm."

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It... I don't have an excuse. Or an explanation... Uhm.... WHITE JUMPSUITS. Yeah. That'll do. Perfect excuse you'll never question it.

*flees*
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Comments: 10

Lombaxcat [2013-07-16 20:42:43 +0000 UTC]

danger mouse : ehh i can still bea mostly anything

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marjosonic [2013-05-07 13:43:00 +0000 UTC]

And another short crossover. Great work

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Feniiku In reply to marjosonic [2013-05-08 14:51:22 +0000 UTC]

I do better with short stories than long ones. Really need to get back to work on my longer ones

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TheSonicReploid [2013-05-03 21:06:38 +0000 UTC]

I don't know who Danger Mouse is, but I do like the picture and the witty banter here. ^w^ Nice work, Feniiku.

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Feniiku In reply to TheSonicReploid [2013-05-04 02:51:09 +0000 UTC]

Ah, you're probably a bit younger than me and you're from the US yeah? So I'm not surprised Danger Mouse was a classic British cartoon in the 80s, and was pretty much my childhood lol. The character himself is a little white mouse who's a secret agent that wears an eyepatch Thanks!

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TheSonicReploid In reply to Feniiku [2013-05-07 17:20:11 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, sorry. I think I may be like, I don't know?--two or three years behind you? Something like that. Still, that does sound really cool. If I'd've seen it, I probably would've enjoyed it. ;D Your welcome.

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Feniiku In reply to TheSonicReploid [2013-05-07 17:25:03 +0000 UTC]

Ahahah you don't need to apologise ^_^ well if I ever find somewhere you can watch it online, I'll let you know heh

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TheSonicReploid In reply to Feniiku [2013-05-08 00:25:55 +0000 UTC]

That sounds great. I'd be happy to check it out.

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MysticFeather [2013-05-01 22:59:06 +0000 UTC]

Excuses? Who cares? THIS IS AWESOME and made me laugh my ass off.

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Feniiku In reply to MysticFeather [2013-05-02 14:30:13 +0000 UTC]

glad you like it then XD thanks

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