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Published: 2016-09-16 08:41:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 994; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 0
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Description Drex saw that his master, Miss Regal, had bought a new blender for making fruit smoothies. He didn't see any reason why he couldn't use it to make something he liked. So Drex decided to make his favorite: deviled egg milkshake! It was his favorite even though nobody had ever invented it yet. He thought it was genius of course.

So he very cleverly emptied the milk carton and a dozen eggs into the blender, and he was very proud of how neat and tidy he was keeping the kitchen--something he had never managed to do ever.

Drex flips the switch. One second later snapshot this and put "To be continued" on the screen.
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Ferroth In reply to ??? [2019-11-12 07:18:23 +0000 UTC]

I'm loving E a lot

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MikeMag In reply to Ferroth [2019-11-12 14:44:45 +0000 UTC]

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Kyeronn [2016-09-22 09:21:29 +0000 UTC]

Drex you forgot to put the lid on!

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Ferroth In reply to Kyeronn [2016-09-22 14:25:17 +0000 UTC]

XD Oh that lizard

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springheel [2016-09-21 18:21:42 +0000 UTC]

Somehow, I can relate this dog and that Leptos... pbs.twimg.com/media/AzlHz45CUA…

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Ferroth In reply to springheel [2016-09-21 19:56:42 +0000 UTC]

Lol, I can see drex or tryx doing that easily.

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springheel In reply to Ferroth [2016-09-21 20:27:28 +0000 UTC]

Heehee, the association was instantaneous! 

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Ferroth In reply to springheel [2016-09-21 21:35:51 +0000 UTC]

^^

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springheel In reply to Ferroth [2016-09-22 14:06:03 +0000 UTC]

Reminds me when my aunt used her new blender the first time; she forgot to twist tightly the vase...

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Ferroth In reply to springheel [2016-09-22 14:26:28 +0000 UTC]

They can be messy machines all right.

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springheel In reply to Ferroth [2016-09-22 16:48:13 +0000 UTC]

With colateral effects in the laughter department!

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Ferroth In reply to springheel [2016-09-22 18:53:20 +0000 UTC]

XD

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wasder26 [2016-09-17 11:08:45 +0000 UTC]

DREX!!!!! I'm a wild lizard but even I know how to use this thing!... sort of...

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Ferroth In reply to wasder26 [2016-09-17 19:40:24 +0000 UTC]

^^ Drex curls up, grinning nervously and listening as you yell at him.

Drex "It didn't do that before. Maybe it's broken."

Notices some milkshake on his own arm and licks it off.

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wasder26 In reply to Ferroth [2016-09-17 20:03:52 +0000 UTC]

Was: "Was anything put inside when you did it last time?"

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Ferroth In reply to wasder26 [2016-09-17 23:16:04 +0000 UTC]

Drex "This is the first time I ever done it."

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TheyCallMeSage [2016-09-17 06:53:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh, that Drex

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Ferroth In reply to TheyCallMeSage [2016-09-17 07:21:40 +0000 UTC]

For a leptolapsus he's pretty clever. Credit where credit is due. ^^

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TheyCallMeSage In reply to Ferroth [2016-09-17 19:33:45 +0000 UTC]

+32 cute credits have been added to Drex's account

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Ferroth In reply to TheyCallMeSage [2016-09-17 19:41:28 +0000 UTC]

^^ Aww

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kingdragon01 [2016-09-16 16:20:08 +0000 UTC]

Lol! Drex is so funny! If he was mine, he wouldn't get into too much trouble as I would always want to hug him

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Ferroth In reply to kingdragon01 [2016-09-16 17:39:16 +0000 UTC]

You'd have the perfect qualities to have a pet leptolapsus! Something almost nobody has perfectly. ^^

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kingdragon01 In reply to Ferroth [2016-09-16 18:49:06 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, lol! I just like to hold cool creatures!

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Ferroth In reply to kingdragon01 [2016-09-16 20:00:34 +0000 UTC]

He'd weigh a little less than 35 pounds, but he'd be very affectionate still.

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kingdragon01 In reply to Ferroth [2016-09-16 20:31:48 +0000 UTC]

I'd love to cuddle him

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Ferroth In reply to kingdragon01 [2016-09-17 03:18:54 +0000 UTC]

As would I, I must confess. ^^ He'd feel good to cuddle and he would be friendly.

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kingdragon01 In reply to Ferroth [2016-09-17 14:59:57 +0000 UTC]

I hope to have a larger creature to cuddle someday!

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DJcroc2016 [2016-09-16 16:14:09 +0000 UTC]

Can his body handle all the cholesterol from all those eggs? A dozen is a lot.

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Ferroth In reply to DJcroc2016 [2016-09-16 17:38:04 +0000 UTC]

He should know that. Unfortunately he doesnt. But most of the shake was lost when the blender exploded, so he'll be fine.

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BlueMario1016 [2016-09-16 14:17:40 +0000 UTC]

How's the end result gonna be?

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Ferroth In reply to BlueMario1016 [2016-09-16 17:35:51 +0000 UTC]

Well aside from a messy kitchen, it'll probably be good to him. Volatile for his human master though! ^^

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BlueMario1016 In reply to Ferroth [2016-09-16 17:40:25 +0000 UTC]

It's sure to pay off!

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TailypoArtist [2016-09-16 13:45:23 +0000 UTC]

And this is why you keep the lid on. ^^
But knowing Drex, I'm sure he'd promptly dash out of the kitchen, proudly holding the barely full blender as the majority of his drink drips from his scales, seeking approval from Miss Regal and to let her have a taste of his delicious concoction.

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Ferroth In reply to TailypoArtist [2016-09-16 17:34:04 +0000 UTC]

Oh, man, I can just see it! the eggs and milk getting in the rug and Drex's expression saying "look what I made!" And poor miss Regal getting the thousand-yard stare. She wouldn't have long before Drex tried to force it down her throat--because if course she wants to try it!

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TailypoArtist In reply to Ferroth [2016-09-16 17:38:45 +0000 UTC]

Sounds so adorable~
"Mommie mommie, look what I made! It tastes wonderful! Have a bite!"

... If you don't mind, may I make a short with this in mind?

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Ferroth In reply to TailypoArtist [2016-09-16 17:40:34 +0000 UTC]

A short? Sure if you want. I'm always honored.

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TailypoArtist In reply to Ferroth [2016-09-16 17:41:14 +0000 UTC]

Yay~
Imma work on that now. ^^

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springheel [2016-09-16 13:38:47 +0000 UTC]

CROWVENGERS ASSEMBLE! LEPTOS LOOSE IN A KITCHEN!

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Ferroth In reply to springheel [2016-09-16 17:30:28 +0000 UTC]

XD It'll probably take them all to get it under control.

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springheel In reply to Ferroth [2016-09-16 17:58:28 +0000 UTC]

CROWVENGERS... RETREAAAAT!!! A BLENDER OUT OF CONTROL IS TOO MUCH FOR US! SEND THE OWLVENGERS INSTEAD!!

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEE this one, Drex at his best (?), he is so well intentioned, so lovable!

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Ferroth In reply to springheel [2016-09-16 19:52:54 +0000 UTC]

Lol!

I'm so glad you like it! I haven't done one like this of him in a while, and I agree this is when he's at his best. ^^

Thank you.

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springheel In reply to Ferroth [2016-09-16 21:02:15 +0000 UTC]

A pleasure, my friend.

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lectraplayer [2016-09-16 13:22:11 +0000 UTC]

Anyone who has used a blender before knows that when you think you're gonna get through without a mess, it explodes.

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Ferroth In reply to lectraplayer [2016-09-16 17:29:30 +0000 UTC]

And now Drex knows that too. He's never used a blender before.

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Gralegio [2016-09-16 10:12:52 +0000 UTC]

*SPLAT* 

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Ferroth In reply to Gralegio [2016-09-16 17:28:38 +0000 UTC]

Drex has a lot of cleaning to do! He'd better lap up that stuff before miss Regal finds out.

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Tikam-Alun-Kunuri [2016-09-16 09:43:35 +0000 UTC]

Should we tell her that lid should be... closed?

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Ferroth In reply to Tikam-Alun-Kunuri [2016-09-16 17:27:40 +0000 UTC]

This is Drex. Drex is male.

But yeah, one should tell him. ^^

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OldRico [2016-09-16 09:03:16 +0000 UTC]

Oooh this is gonna be messy, a messy genius. XD

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Ferroth In reply to OldRico [2016-09-16 17:24:03 +0000 UTC]

Yep! Raw eggs and milk all over the cubbards and counter and floor...

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