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Fetchbeer — Week 5, What Shocking Behavior
Published: 2011-07-31 23:34:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 1836; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 85
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Take this as a warning friends,Alcohol and live streams meet bad ends.
Just ask that puke green pony and his salt,
His color scheme is not his fault.
But hanging out with friends is fun,
Despite them this drawing is finally done.
Only a few dozen insane distractions,
Had me laughing enough to be put in traction
I must thank everyone who came,
Even though all of you I cannot name.
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Gathered to gulp 'til they had their fill
of the caustic muzzle-clearing violent swill
made of battery acid, pepperoni, acetone and scumm
propylene glycol, kerosene, and rum.
Dissolves sadness, memories, and a jailhouse door,
Switch with Rum Rogers to not hit the floor.
No lightweight left standing, no brain 'ere to kill,
Except the most hardened in all Ponyville.
Mix axle grease, two spoons sulphuric acid
Stir red dye no. 2 'til the foam turns placid.
Do not fret, and cheers, let us all take a drink.
No regret, no fears, nor capacity to think.
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I have no idea what to think. The picture is funny, but I have a feeling it would be even funnier if I had been at the live stream. And the poor pirate in the back. Looks like he's had a hard life.
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You did miss much without the stream,
For with references this pic does team.
As I drew the audience did chat,
Their influence I could not combat.
We decided salt was a pony drug,
And that in the bird's beard there is a bug.
There is a whole story about the orange parka,
For putting up with it Nullh deserves some karma.
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Gentlemen, BEHOLD!........The Alicorn Dog!, Its a dog, have a horn, and wings, the most powerfull dog that ever exist, and the most friendly of them, just look, she brought back that extremely sharp swod to that little unicorn filly!
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Last night I finally gave the dog a name,
Though it's silly and originality I can't claim.
Ali Corndog is what the creature's called,
And with the canine I became enthralled.
Expect to see it drawn again quite soon,
Though for this you may think me a loon.
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and suddeny Scootaloo is Everywere, she's stalking those two until she find Rainbow Dash back, she even snuck among the beard of that cripled pirate pony, surviling her targe, Chikenloo will not fail her personal task!
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This is what the audience requested,
With this randomness they tested.
First they asked for me to draw a horn,
So with that the dog I did adorn.
Then for wings they did ask,
So I drew them, a minor task.
And finally someone got bored,
So they had me draw a sword.
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Does look weird though, but that's ok, I'm not complaining.
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Is that supposed to be you in the picture Fetchbeer? Or just Zecora?
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Of Zecora better I would expect,
This stallion though gets no respect.
Indeed this foolish Zebra is Fetchbeer,
To others he only tries to bring good cheer.
But his efforts seem to anger all the mares,
Nothing though to his poetry compares.
He only has to compose a line,
And he goes from creepy to divine.
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Well as charming as you think you are, I think Guybrush is taken. Why haven't we ever seen Elaine in your artwork BTW? Because you can't make a pony pun with her name?
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My ways with mares I did Inflate,
I can barely talk to those I want to date.
So at me some fun you'd poke,
Saying I can't make a pony joke?
I guess Guybrush's girl I've thought of to rarely,
Though her name would be Elaine Marely.
Why does even Crossover shipping end this way?
I didn't intend for Guybrush to be gay...
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Well, you genderswaped Guybrush but have not shown any proof that you did the same to Elaine so I just assumed that she stayed the same. I am sorry if I offended you in any way.
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At this inference I take no offense,
I was just being a bit dense.
For the future I had not yet thought,
I was distracted by my current plot.
If for Lyra and Bon-Bon it is no strain,
Then why not for Guybrush and Elaine.
Though this means that Zebra had no chance,
At getting that mare to with him dance.
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This is just the kind of dockside dive I want to hang out at!
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The grog here is just the best,
It puts your liver to the test.
Though the food does not appeal,
Just look at that horrid oatmeal.
The patrons here all are quite insane,
Conversation is never mundane.
The tales of Lucky you should not discount,
For many a horrid tale for you he will recount.
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Oooooh! Horrid tales are my favorite!
Wait...Oh! HORRID doesn't mean...
Nevermind!
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What kind of story would you like to hear?
I could arrange whatever you do want my dear.
Though I do believe you would like one quite sordid,
About two unicorns and how their friendship was rewarded.
They start by bathing together in a tub,
Among the bubbles each others backs they scrub.
Then by accident their horns touch and their eyes meet,
From their reddened cheeks there comes a raging heat.
They find that they cannot bear look away,
Their passions they have no choice but to obey.
To think that once these two pony's egos did collide,
They now throw all sense of impropriety aside.
The two mares with coats of purple and azure,
About their feelings before were never sure.
But now as they kiss and snuggle in a warm embrace,
They realize that without each other, the world they couldn't face.
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*blink*
Ahem...let me just take a note here.
Let's see...
Best story EVER.
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Damn it, this is an awesome picture. Love the guybrush and zecora, but the whole scene is amazing. Fantastic work
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I'm happy this crazy drawing does amuse,
For pony references I tried not to use.
I did these doodles while people watched,
My first sketches were very botched.
But the crowd did details add,
In an attempt to drive me mad.
This does explain this crazy scene,
Which is anything but serene.
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Absolutely awesome. I love your art, and your rhyming is just as awesome. Cant wait to see more of your stuff, it always brings a smile to my face
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What is Scootaloo doing in that background ponies beard?
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"It's not my fault" I could claim,
But I did draw her just the same.
I fell prey to the antics of the crowd,
With a bird they asked the beard to be endowed.
It got out of control from there,
She also got a beard from the dare.
In her beard there is a bug,
With it's beard it is quite snug.
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Wastin' away again in Ponyville,
searchin' for my lost shaker of salt,
some ponies say that a filly's to blame,
but I know it's my own buck'n fault
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Don't know the reason
Watched the entire season
Nothing to show but this Scootaloo tattoo
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Don't know the reason,
Watched the whole season,
Nuttin to show but this brand new tattoo,
It's a real beauty,
A pony cutie,
It is a vector of Scootaloo.
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Nibbling on hay cake
Watching the sun bake
All those bronies covered in pony
Strumming my six-string on my front porch swing
Smell them apples
Pinkie's serving with cannoli.
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Old studs with collars,
Cruising the hollers,
lookin' for apples to buck,
Dreaming of weight loss,
Being thier own boss,
Big Mac says no luck.
*heee the lost verse.. I have Sirus Radio and hear that lost verseall the time*
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Jimmy Buffcolt would be proud,
I want to sing this song aloud!
Maybe on my next livestream attempt,
Somepony to make me sing will tempt.
From my singing voice you may recoil,
But not even that could a stream spoil.
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Formal taining in voice I lack,
though fun, it would be sung in the key of ACK!
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I was there for a short amount of time
yet it was fun, sticks to my mind
for awesome music you've been playing
while in the chat, the fun was swaying.
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With laughter the chat had me shaking,
I giggled until my sides were aching.
I'm surprised that I got much done,
Though silly, it was also very fun.
Those that watched did make my day,
Even if for long they couldn't stay.
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Murray: Hay Threepony give me some grog.
Threepony: What's the secret word?
Murray: NOW!
Alidog: Woof!
Murray: Oh oh....
Dinky: AW! This is Near-Grog.
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Near grog is quite disgusting,
Not quite as bad as the real thing.
It may put little Dinky of the drink,
She already complains that it does stink.
Grog is foul however served,
For older ponies it is reserved.
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That's about the one thing I didn't add,
Of that Nully should be glad.
I could have made him look more insane,
If I'd drawn him with pink in his mane.
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guybrush how could you? dinky's a child!
how can you bring her to a place so wild?
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That mare's judgement is questionable at best,
This deficiency should be addressed.
While she drinks and does cavort,
Little Dinky is left without escort.
With that strange the foal does play,
Somepony should take that sword away.
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Hahaha, this turned out great! I had so much fun participating in your stream Fetchbeer, and your picture looks ridiculously silly but awesome!
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This is sillier than I expected,
But we were all just so connected.
I'll certainly be trying this again,
Maybe when my sanity I do regain.
Through the night you did sustain,
Though to Nullh's pony you were a bane.
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I have no idea what's going on here but it has Shimmer and an Alidog. This can only be a good thing.
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No one knows whats going on,
For it was madness that did this spawn.
There is no plot or reason here,
To understand you had to be there.
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What is nullh spitting do I want to know?
I love his polka-dotted coat!
That blushing zebra fits right in
but blue does not suit Lucky's skin
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That shad indeed was a horrible pick,
Chosen with a random click.
It does not look so good in light,
Find another color for him I might.
As for Nullh and that thing most awful,
It was supposed to be a beer bottle.
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I see that now on this new screen.
That old one had to go it seems.
You truly make such clever pics.
Perhaps you'll livestream more of it?
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I do plan to stream again,
Though doing so is a drain.
The next day I was dead tired,
But while drawing I was inspired!
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So many times I was stopped by laughter,
Or by someones witty banter.
But I didn't mind these interruptions,
Or how in my drawing they caused disruption.
Even though the end became so very strange,
It's interesting, this back seat drawing from long range.
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