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Feudalalchemist — Why He Can't Talk

Published: 2008-08-05 03:37:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 4898; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 98
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Description He's just too stunned to speak...

Hey, you would too if you looked deeper into what every person asks you to do when the mission is more dangerous than what they make it out to be.

Think, a 10 or 11-year-old boy is suppose to go out into the big, unknown world, solve all puzzles which his tiny little mind can barely comprehend, take care of EVERY SINGLE LITTLE PROBLEM that's thrown at him, and face an immortal and powerful wizard of which only legends can only briefly IMAGINE what power he wields while barely understanding what he himself is capable of doing.

And everyone is all happy and carefree when piling him with these missions, like little Medli here. Dumb*sses.

What I Hate: Nuttin'! This is too funny!

Link and Medli here are in LoZ: Wind Waker, part of the Legend of Zelda series, copyright of Miyamoto Shigeru
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Comments: 84

Xx-me-love-link-xX [2011-06-22 23:24:33 +0000 UTC]

XDDD soo true, link cant talk, all he do is show expression lol, and that mission? pfft....

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Inferno144X [2010-06-16 16:33:10 +0000 UTC]

well, he does have a piece of the triforce of courage, the ninth piece (not mentioned, although it wouldn't hurt to have mentioned it so him having a bit more courage is understandable).

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Gabi-pwns-you [2009-11-03 22:12:00 +0000 UTC]

Really? THAT's why he can't talk? Huh. I awlways thought it was because everything wuz censored out.

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Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-04 06:51:18 +0000 UTC]

Gawr. I got enough of this in REAL LIFE.

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-05 04:42:57 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry? lol

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Doomguy64x2 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-01-05 04:45:51 +0000 UTC]

No, it's not your fault.
I get enough of the sugar-coated jobs in real life.

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-05 04:47:12 +0000 UTC]

I hate those, too

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Doomguy64x2 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-01-05 04:50:30 +0000 UTC]

What's the coldest temperature you've ever had to pick up a pizza in on foot?

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-05 04:57:09 +0000 UTC]

Ohh, never had to do something like that. Man, I'm really sorry.

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Doomguy64x2 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-01-05 04:59:10 +0000 UTC]

You don't need to worry. I had an excuse to eat a few slices before anyone else! ^^
Still, there's always times when you wish you'd get the entire job in the description.

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-05 05:10:48 +0000 UTC]

True that. Do you hate your managers or something? Or just your job?

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Doomguy64x2 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-01-05 05:15:30 +0000 UTC]

Nah, I like my job. The pizza thing was because we got into an incident with one pizza guy and always pick ours up fresh.
The problem is, I often get asked for help from friends or family to help with one or another task, and it sometimes gets to be a little harder than I expected.

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-05 05:18:12 +0000 UTC]

You should drag one of them with you. You know what they say: Misery loves company

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Doomguy64x2 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-01-05 05:22:53 +0000 UTC]

Good idea!

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-05 05:28:39 +0000 UTC]

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Doomguy64x2 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-01-06 03:41:35 +0000 UTC]

I can't believe I never thought of that!
If only Link did.
... Then again, Medli did seem to go ahead of him.

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-06 07:21:28 +0000 UTC]

She's more thoughtful than some other people he met, that's for sure

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Doomguy64x2 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-01-06 23:17:53 +0000 UTC]

That's for sure.

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-07 04:03:16 +0000 UTC]

Wat? lol

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Doomguy64x2 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-01-07 04:25:21 +0000 UTC]

Did Medli expect Link to go into the cavern after her?

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-07 04:42:32 +0000 UTC]

My last comment was meant for something else, sorry.

But yeah, he could have just said "Screw this! I'm goign back home!" and left her in prison.

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Doomguy64x2 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-01-07 04:47:44 +0000 UTC]

I really like Medli. I snooped around a little and found that Rito girls liked these 'Golden Feathers.'
I tried giving them to her, but she didn't accept them, although I was impressed that the devs had considered that some people might try that.

And, yeah, rescuing girls from prisons is just what we, the gamers, do for a living.

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-07 04:51:57 +0000 UTC]

Until they start saving themselves! Then what do gamers do?!?!

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Doomguy64x2 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-01-07 05:13:34 +0000 UTC]

We write fanfictions about saving girls from prisons!

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-07 05:28:10 +0000 UTC]

That makes total sense!

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Doomguy64x2 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-01-07 23:00:30 +0000 UTC]

Then again, rescuing pretty girls or beautiful maidens is a time-honored cliche that I doubt will ever get thrown off.

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-08 00:08:44 +0000 UTC]

And then?

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Doomguy64x2 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-01-08 01:26:26 +0000 UTC]

(Shrugs)

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-08 03:24:25 +0000 UTC]

And theeeeeeeen?

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Doomguy64x2 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-01-08 04:18:27 +0000 UTC]

I don't know!
I'm actually trying to write a fanfiction, but it's like writing one for Half-Life. You can't tell if you're supposed to let him talk or not.

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-08 04:22:24 +0000 UTC]

Dang, that is tough.
In the manga, they let him, so I guess it's okay...

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Doomguy64x2 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-01-08 04:24:51 +0000 UTC]

Maybe, but I don't want to anger the purists.
Is that tapering too much?
Or not enough?
Such is my dilemma. I could probably write a story about that, but I won't try.

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-08 04:33:11 +0000 UTC]

IDK...if you would let him talk, it would seem more realistic. You could show his thoughts and feelings more, letting the readers get to know him more, rather thann trying to interpret what's happening.

The only plus side I see with him not talking is sticking to the game...

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Doomguy64x2 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-01-08 04:55:42 +0000 UTC]

Well, my rendition may not be the best of him...

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-13 02:23:42 +0000 UTC]

Well, in the end, it's all up to you

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Doomguy64x2 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-01-13 04:38:26 +0000 UTC]

I guess...

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-16 00:00:03 +0000 UTC]

So go out and do your best!
That's my optimism kicking in...

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Doomguy64x2 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-01-16 01:41:16 +0000 UTC]

Ohk, I will!
It may be somewhat delayed, though, with my ongoing story, my pending art trade, and the Mighty Man Jensen challenge.

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-16 03:23:56 +0000 UTC]

Hey, it will get done
....sometime...

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Doomguy64x2 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-01-16 05:22:37 +0000 UTC]

Help me keep that, please. ^^

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-16 06:30:16 +0000 UTC]

Okay!
...you working on it now?

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Doomguy64x2 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-01-16 06:34:33 +0000 UTC]

I'll see if I can get some of it done, but it might take a bit to get anything to loadup.

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-18 03:59:03 +0000 UTC]

I know. Stuff happens, and it holds people up. I would know. It hapens to me a lot.

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Doomguy64x2 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-01-18 04:30:07 +0000 UTC]

It happens to the best and the worst of us.

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-18 05:08:52 +0000 UTC]

So am I the best or the worst?

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Doomguy64x2 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-01-18 06:42:38 +0000 UTC]

You're the best.
Seriously, do I look like the kind of person who'd get away with calling other people bad?

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-18 06:58:50 +0000 UTC]

IDK I can only see your icon. And it's the internet. I think you can get away with anything.

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Doomguy64x2 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-01-18 07:01:12 +0000 UTC]

What wrong with icon?
And I'm the kind of person who suffers from extreme karma syndrome, and not the kind of person who likes trolling and such.

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Feudalalchemist In reply to Doomguy64x2 [2009-01-18 07:14:05 +0000 UTC]

You asked if you looked like that kind of person, and I only see you as that icon. That's all.

So...there's no cure for that Karma syndrome?

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Doomguy64x2 In reply to Feudalalchemist [2009-01-19 04:49:35 +0000 UTC]

Nope. None at all.

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