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I AM SO SORRYBut I had to post it.
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Me: Damn! A game with no challenge would be boring. *kicks one of the twinsβ cars*
Ralph: I know, right? Well, letβs go, Felix.
Felix: Ok.
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Leia: Told you. *waves to Felix and Ralph* See ya, guys!!
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Me: But at least the twins wonβt be dead. Itβs just only their cars will be totaled. Hey, wait up, Ralph!
Felix: *he leaves*
Ralph: Huh? What do you want?
Me: So weβre not killing the twins, right? Weβre only destroy their cars. I want you to destroy their cars.
Ralph: Are you nuts?!
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Leia: Turbo, leave Ralph alone. Go on ahead, Ralph, don't bother not even worth it.
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Ralph: Ok. *he leaves*
Me: Wait! Come back! *chases after Ralph*
TurboTwins: *they arrive* Um... Hello! What's going on?
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Leia: Oh Turbo was just trying to get Wreck-it Ralph to wreck your cars, like he always does Turbo will do anything to keep you guys out. *shakes my head*
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TurboTwins: TURBO!!!! *they give me a stinkeye and stare at me awkwardly*
Me: B-b-but Iβm just trying to protect both of you, guys!
TurboTwins: So what? We can race anytime we want! You canβt control us! Youβre not a king! *they get in their cars and prepare for the race*
Me: GRRRRRRRRR!!!!
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Leia: They've got a point.
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Me: Got a point?! What?! *gets in my car and tries to ram into the twinsβ cars*
TurboTwins: *they see me and try driving away from me*
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Leia: Turbo just stop this please.
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Me: Heck no! I'm not doing anything bad! I'm just trying to protect them! *chases them with my car*
TurboTwins: What?! You're just trying to kill us! *they drive through the roads*
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Leia: That's it, Turbo, I've had it with you. We're through!!! *leaves*
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Me: WHA--??? *stops my car and stops by you* NO!!!!!
TurboTwins: *they slow down and get out of their cars* Yeah, and we're done with you, too! WE ALL HAD ENOUGH!!!! *they go with Leia*
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Leia: Yeah come one, boys, let's blow this joint.
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TurboTwins: We agree! *they continue following you*
Me: *gets out of my car and runs after you* IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!! *giving off a nasty attitude*
TurboTwins: Will you please stop? We hate being around meanies like you!
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Leia: Screw off, Turbo!
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Me: What?! *gives off the finger to you and the twins*
TurboTwin 1: See?! It's your attitude!
TurboTwin 2: Screw off, Turbo!
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Leia: *doesn't even look at him*
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TurboTwins: *they come with you and leave me behind*
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Leia: *I walk between the twins*
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TurboTwins: *they visit Felix*
Felix: Hello! What brings all 3 of you here?
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Leia: Oh just wanted to get away from Turbo for a while.
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Felix: Oh, I understand. Turbo is a trouble-maker.
TurboTwins: *they nodded*
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Leia: Yeah. *I nodded too*
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Felix: Try your best to stay away from Turbo. He's always this jealous freak who breaks into games that become more popular than his own game.
TurboTwins: Ok, we will.
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Leia: Yeah, I'm pretty much over him anyway.
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Felix: Everyone's over with Turbo!
TurboTwins: Same with us!
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Leia: Yeah
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Felix: Well, what should we do to make you happier from Turbo's troubles?
TurboTwins: Maybe a fieldtrip?
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Leia: *shrugs* I guess that'll work.
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Felix: A fieldtrip to where?
TurboTwins: Um... Hero's Duty?
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Leia: Heck yeah! Get some action in there, I'm a big fan of shooter games!
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Felix: *he slightly cowers in fear* Uh... *he gulps*
TurboTwins: Yes! Let's go! *they come to Hero's Duty*
Felix: *he follows*
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Leia: Hehe, doin' okay, Felix? *follows the Twins*
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Felix: Yes.
TurboTwins: *they ran away from cybugs chasing after them*
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Leia: *I managed to pick up a gun and shoot down any hostile cybugs charging at us, while still following the Twins*
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Me: *appears out of nowhere and running away from a cybug*
TurboTwins: Thank you! Hey! How did Turbo get in here?
Felix: *he cowers in fear*
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Leia: Are you freaking kidding me??!! When the freak is Turbo ever going to leave me alone!!?
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TurboTwins: Let's just go somewhere else. *enters the Hero's Duty tower and tries to get to the highest level*
Felix: *he follows*
Me: *is still getting chased by a cybug*
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Leia: My thoughts exactly. *follows them*
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Me: *runs in the building with you and tries to escape from the cybug*
Felix and twins: *they continue advancing through levels*
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Leia: *I continue to follow Felix and the twins*
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Felix and twins: *approaches the highest level and sees the giant cybug queen*
Felix: She's huge!
Twins: Yeah!
Me: *arrives later* That was a close one.
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Leia: This reminds me of the alien queen in Aliens, she's awesome!
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Me: A medal?! Ooh! MINE!!!!! *runs through the field and tries to steal the medal from the queen cybug*
Felix: No! Don't!
TurboTwins: *they see the eggs hatching* TURBO!!!!!!
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Leia: You idiot!!
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Me: HA HA!!!! *steals the medal and runs off with it* IT'S ALL MINE NOW!!!!! *wears the medal around my neck*
Twins: *they facepalm* NO!!!!!! STUPID TURBUTT!!!!
Calhoun: Great! We woke her up!
Felix: JimanyΒ jaminy! Next time, we shouldn't bring Turbo to risky adventures like this. He will always steal the prizes and cause more troubles.
Me: Pfft! I'm not an idiot! *runs off back inside the building and is running to the first floor as quickly as possible*
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Leia: Felix, we didn't bring Turbo, Turbo brought himself along. Only because that son of beach won't stop following me!! *turning red, then loses it and just tackles Turbo, grabs the medal, and beats the crap out of him* WHY. YOU. GOT. TO. RUIN. EVERYTHING!!!!!??? STOP FOLLOWING ME, AND STOP GETTING US INTO TROUBLE!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Felix: *gulps* Excuse me... Yes, that. *he nervously points at me*
TurboTwins: Yeah! You always ruin everything and now the cybugs are about to eat us, CHEATER!!!! We almost made it!
Calhoun: You're a bad soldier, Turbo! Now you just made our work harder! If only he hadn't come, then we would've beaten this game as easy as squishing an ant with a feather!
Me: OW!!!!!! *is screaming loudly as I get beaten up* ST-STOP!!!! *starts choking and coughing out blood after being beaten up*
Felix: Well, we got the medal, so now what?
Calhoun: First, we have to kill the cybugs, and then it will be victory for us! The eggs were easier to eliminate, but since they hatched, now it's much harder to kill all these moving baby cybugs!
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Leia: *I kept punching Turbo til he was so bloodly it looked like I would've beaten him to death, so I finally stopped and got up quickly looking at my hands while breathing heavily almost hyper-ventilating, then burst into tears knowing that I could have kill someone and then immediately felt guilty about it*
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