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I AM SO SORRYBut I had to post it.
So..uh...enjoy....?...
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Me: *is too weak to walk and needs crutches* Wh-what's wr-wrong, dear? *is breathing hardly and more blood spills out of my mouth* Why are you crying? Y-y-you should kill the twins, not me!
Calhoun: *she kills the last cybug and a medal appears around her neck* Yes! We did it!
TurboTwins: *they high-fived each other*
Felix: Yay! *he kisses Calhoun's cheek*
Calhoun: We finally saved humanity, but where's Leia?
Me: Why are you like this? *tries crawl out of Hero's Duty and still has troubles breathing* Give me back the medal! *chokes on my blood and faints, feeling too weak*
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Leia: *does say anything and runs off to Felix, Calhoun, and the twins* Felix....*I breathed heavily still crying*
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Felix: What's wrong, Leia? Why are you crying? We already killed the cybugs and won! Did you see any cybugs we've missed that scaredΒ you?
Calhoun: *listens to the hologram general's victory speech*
TurboTwins: What's wrong, Leia? *they walk close to her*
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Leia: No....it's Turbo....he pissed me off so much, I....beat the crap out of him....and...I...nearly killed him..*breathes heavy*
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Felix: You nearly killed Turbo here in Hero's Duty?! What's wrong with nearly killing him?
Calhoun: *she continues listening to the victory speech*
TurboTwins: Well, to be honest, we kinda want him dead.
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Leia: Well....cause I've..n-never killed anyone...and..and you know how terrifying that can be.
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Felix: Uh... *he gulps*
Calhoun: How is that terrifying to kill someone who's been bad? Go ahead and kill Turbo! Rip his guts and crash his fragile ribcage!
TurboTwins: Without him, TurboTime won't be the same.
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Leia: Well of course it's going to be terrifying, especially if you're someone who's never killed a person before. Also I you guys hated Turbo.
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Felix: *he listens*
Calhoun: Terrifying?! It isn't. Explain how it's terrifying if you're someone who's never killed a person before?
Felix: Uh... *he gulps*
TurboTwins: Um...
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Leia: Because I'm not like you where you kill bugs all the time, but you've never killed a person before haven't you, Ma'am?
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Calhoun: No, but a cybug once killed my fiance on our wedding day.
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Leia: Well yeah but that was a cybug, not you killing a person. But still you get the idea.
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Calhoun: I understand.
Felix: Good point!
TurboTwins: Sometimes we want him dead, but then we realize how important Turbo is to our game. He's the controllable character of the game and without him, players will deem TurboTime unplayable because both of us are NPCs.
Me: *arrives with a bloody nose and blood coming out of my mouth* Where is it?! WHERE'S THE MEDAL????
TurboTwins: Turbo, what?!
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Leia: True, as much as I would want to destroy him, I know I shouldn't. Because he's the only playable character in Turbotime.
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Calhoun: Ah, ok.
Felix: Indeed!
TurboTwins: Uh...
Me: Where is the medal? *is covering my bleeding mouth and nose* WHERE?!?!? *starts looking for the medal and sees Leia holding it* HEY!!!! Thatβs my medal! I won it! *grabs on the medal and snatches it from Leia*
TurboTwins: *they both stare at me like Iβm a freak*
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Leia: Bug off, Turbo. *kicks him in the groin still holding the medal*
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Me: Ouch! YOU HIT MY... *tries to reach for the medalβs cloth while holding my bruised goin* THIS HURTS!!!! *falls down to my knees still trying to get the medal*
TurboTwins: See? We told you that Turbo is bad. All he does is thinks for himself.
Calhoun: *she facepalms*
Felix: Oh, boy...
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Leia: *I stuff the medal in my underwear* Oh you think...*kicks Turbo again even when he's broken on the floor* True you feel terrified after your first kill on a person, but you know in order to survive you have to kill a hostile person because otherwise they'll kill you.
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Me: *gives out a grossed out look* Ew... *continues trying to grab the medal from your underwear after getting broken on the floor*
Calhoun: *she watches*
TurboTwins: A hostile person? Um... Turbo isn't that hostile, but all he does is shows off.
Felix: *he gags*
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Leia: *moves away from Turbo and gets on top of Ralph's back* You know what I mean though.
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Felix: Hey, how did Ralph get in here?
Ralph: Well, I climbed up the building, and it turned out that you all finished killing off the cybugs.
Me: *is coughing out blood and laying on the floor* GIVE ME THE MEDAL!!!! *crawls closer, grabs Ralph, and tries to reach for Leia*
TurboTwins: We're confused. You mean what?
Calhoun: Ok, that's it! *she starts shooting me*
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Leia: Get away from me, you freak!!!!
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Calhoun: That's right, freak! *she continues shooting me*
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *dies and gets covered in a bloody mess*
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Leia: *I just smiled*
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Calhoun: *she picks up my dead body and gives it to you* He's all yours right now, soldier. You can do anything you want since he's dead and he no longer owns his body anymore.
Felix: *he watches*
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Leia: *makes a puzzled/"Oh okay" face and just disposes of Turbo's body in a sack so I can ditch it in a grave somewhere*
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Felix: *he covers his eyes*
TurboTwins: Wait, what about we bury him in TurboTime?
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Leia: *nods* Good idea.
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TurboTwins: Ok! Let's go! *they ran to TurboTime and leave Felix and the others behind*
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Leia: *I ran with the twins*
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TurboTwins: *they take out a trash can* Let's bury Turbo here!
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Leia: Haha perfect. *throws Turbo's body in the trash*
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TurboTwins: *they high fived each other* YES!!!! NOW WE CAN PARTY!!!!! *they go to their garage and start inviting every video game character*
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Leia: Yes!!! Let's Party!!!
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Ralph: *he arrives* Hey, guys!
TurboTwins: Hello! TURBO'S DEAD FOR GOOD!!!!!
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Leia: Oh, hey Ralph.
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Felix: *he also arrives and starts dancing*
Nicelanders: *they arrive and party, making a mess*
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Leia: Alright, now we've got a party!! XD
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TurboTwins: *they make a cake and wrote "Turbo is dead"*
Donkey Kong: *he arrives and brings in 2 barrels of bananas*
Ralph: That's it? *he grabs a banana and eats it*
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Leia: Who wants the first slice? *I asked as I cut a wedge of the cake*
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Gene: Sure! I'll take a slice. *he grabs a slice of cake and eats it* Mmm! It's pretty good!
Nicelanders: *they get slices of cake and a banana from Donkey Kong*
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Leia: *gets a small slice for myself and eats it* That is good.
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TurboTwins: *they each get a slice from the cake and a banana from Donkey Kong*
Mario: *he arrives*
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Leia: *waves* Hey Mario!! :3
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Mario: Ciao!
Luigi: *he arrives at the party*
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Leia: *smiles*
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Mario and Luigi: *they get cake*
Everyone else: *they partied and danced*
Tapper: *he arrives with drinks* Anyone want a shot? *he serves drinks to the very first party-goers.
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Leia: Sure I'll have a large glass of root beer, sir!
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Tapper: *he serves Leia a large glass of root beer* Enjoy!
Nicelanders: *they leave empty bottles everywhere*
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Leia: Thank you! *raises my glass to him before drinking*
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