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I AM SO SORRYBut I had to post it.
So..uh...enjoy....?...
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(Sorry I looked up the spelling on google I was trying to find the right one.)
Me: You're welcome. *eats my soup*
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Remy: It's ok, madame. No need to be fluent in French.
Me: *uses bad table manners*
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Leia: Hehe thanks. *smiles, then looks at Turbo weirdly as he rudely ate his soup*
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Me: Oops! Sorry! *starts using good table manners*
Remy: *he gives us a small book thing with our receipt* That will be 100 Euros.
Me: Uh... Iβm broke!
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Leia: How much is that in American money?
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Remy: Uh... American money? Non, madame. We're in France. Here, we use Euros. It used to be Francs back in the late 1800's.
Me: Yeah... How much?
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Leia: Turbo, quit lying and pay up, you have cash.
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Remy: I agree. I can smell the cash. Youβre rich, Turbo, arenβt you? I know youβve always been in 1st place, so you should be rich. It doesnβt make sense if a 1st place racer is broke.
Me: Uh... I donβt have money to pay because Iβm broke. This is what I have. *gives a 1-up Mushroom to Remy* Um... Bye! *quickly rushes out of Gusteauβs restaurant like if Iβm in a hurry*
Remy: Thatβs quite strange. *he shrugs and places the mushroom on the table next to himself*
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Leia: Exactly, people who are professional sports players make excellent money. ;3
*I manage to pickpocket Turbo's wallet before he rushed out and paid Remy with Turbo's card*
Leia: Here you go, Remy. I usually never pickpocket, but in this case it was necessary in order to pay you, this is why the game Skyrim came in handy to learn how to learn that trick. *I winked*
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Remy: Ah, gee! Thank you so much! With this much money, we will do a grand renovation at Gusteauβs *he takes my card and my money* Well, how did Skyrim teach you that trick? Tell me.
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Me: *is still outside of the restaurant waiting for you* Aw, man! Cβmon! Canβt you hurry, Leia? *grumbling to myself*
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(Uhhhhh if he's going to take the card then he should take the card cause it'll pay the exact amount, he can't take both.)
Leia: Just a couple of Non-Playable Characters (NPC) who taught me.
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Remy: Well, that's nice. Enjoy your night!
Me: *is waiting outside*
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Leia: Thanks, you too. *exits the restaurant*
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I've been waiting for you! What happened? *enters car*
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Leia: Just paying off the bill, that's all. *hands him back his wallet and gets in the car*
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Ah, ok. *takes back wallet*
*drives from Gusteau's to the highway*
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Leia: I may have paid, but really...it was you who paid for the meal, because I found out you had a crap load of money in your wallet you lier.
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What?! I'm NOT a liar! And I don't even have a crapload of money in my wallet! MY WALLET IS EMPTY!!!!
*drives to the Mushroom Kingdom castle*
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*takes his wallet and shows him all the money he has in his face* Leia: YOU CALL THIS EMPTY!!!?? There's your proof, you son of lying beach!!
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Me: *stops car in front of the Mushroom Kingdom castle* Theyβre your money! You put them in my wallet! *gasps*
Toad: *he approaches us* Welcome to the castle! Hey, what is all that fighting about?
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Leia: Shut up, that's your money! STOP LYING TO ME!!!
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Toad: *he gives us a weird look* Guys?
Me: My money?!?!? WHAT??? THAT AIN'T MY MONEY!!!! You're the one who has the money here. I'm not lying! *gives you back the wallet*
Toad: What's with the fight?
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Leia: THIS isn't my wallet, isn't doesn't look like this. My wallet is a Batman wallet, this has a T on it. *throws it back to him* Gosh you are such a stubborn, immature, lying piece of crap!!!! *storms out of his car, turns to Toad* Sorry you had to see that, Toad. *kept on walking*
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Me: The wallet has a T on it?! GRRRR!!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PUT THE LETTER T ON YOUR EXTRA WALLET!!!! *puts wallet away in my pocket*
Toad: Well, he's creepy, anyways. I agree with you, Leia. *he follows you*
Me: *gets out of my car* AND I'M NOT A STUBBORN, IMMATURE, LYING PIECE OF CRAP!!!! I thought that the food at Gusteau's would make you happy! *follows*
Toad: *he shivers and hides behind you* That weird guy with grey skin is scary...
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Leia: I did NOT!!!!! That freaking T was always there, STOP FREAKING LYING YOU SON OF A BEACH!!!! Yeah...I was..till you decided to be a little beach, and not be a gentleman by paying the bill. So I made you pay anyway.
*comforts Toad*
Leia: Don't mind him, Toad. And Turbo I swear if you ever come 3 ft. away from me, I beat the crap out of you! *walks off while holding Toad's hand*
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Me: So?! Who cares! You're a big fan of me, so it's highly possible that you would own things with a T on them! I am a gentleman myself! I took you to a restaurant with good food! You're the one who should pay, not me! *follows closer*
Toad: *he clings onto you* Ok.
Me: What?! I'm innocent!Β
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Leia: No I'm not! Yeah but you didn't help pay for the meal all you did was lie and say that you were "broke." Now for the love of Pete, stop following me! *punches him in the face*
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Me: *falls to the ground and lands on my back* OW!!!!!! *starts crying like a baby* I wasn't lying! It's true that I'm broke! *wipes blood off my face* I'm sorry that you're mad...Β *licks the remaining blood dripping from my nose*
Toad: *he gets grossed out from seeing me licking my own blood and my badboy vibes* Ew... *he takes you inside the Mushroom Kingdom castle*
Me: *slowly gets up and enters the castle with you* Ugh... It hurts... *covers my bleeding mouth*
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Leia: Yeah you better be sorry for lying to me and saying that you're broke. *goes inside Toad's Mushroom Kingdom castle*
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Me: *scoffs* Hmph! SORRY!!!!!! *giving off a nasty attitude*
Toad: *he continues walking around the castle* You're not sincere, aren't you? You don't sound like it.
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Leia: *sits down somewhere and crosses my arms in anger*
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Toad: I'm sorry, Leia. *he pats you in the back* He scares me, too.
Me: Why are you mad?! I just apologized! DUH!!!!!
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Leia: It's okay Toad, sorry you had to hear all that.
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Toad: Itβs ok.
Me: Ignore me then? Hmph! *sneaks off into the throne room and tries to steal the kingdom*
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Leia: *rolls my eyes after turbo said that then thought, 'you're going to get yourself arrested you idiot'*
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Me: *sits in the throne room*
Toad: Where is the princess and Mario?!
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Leia: I don't but we'd better find and warn Mario about Turbo.
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Toad: Yeah! Letβs find Mario. Heβs always got this evil Koopa Troopa named Bowser who keeps kidnapping the princess. Sheβs missing right now because sheβs kidnapped.
Me: *pampers myself in the throne and makes a speech declaring that Iβm the new king*
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Leia: Yeah I know the game *I smiled*, although I don't own a lot of Mario games I know the games, just Super Mario Galaxy, but I've have played Mario Kart 8 with one of my friends. A bit hard but fun! ^^ And yep, Bowser's always kidnapping Peach. *gets to Mario's place*
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Toad: Let's find Mario! *enters Mario's bedroom and he's gone* Where could he be?! *looks everywhere and can't find Mario*
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Leia: Dang it...I guess there's only one character to ask now, and that's...Bowser.
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Toad: B-Bowser?! *he hides behind you*
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Leia: He's possibly our best lead to know where Mario is. Come on. *goes to Bowser's place*
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Toad: *he continues hiding in fear*
Peach: Help me, Mario!
Mario and Bowser: *they're fighting each other*
Bowser: *breathes a fireball heading towards us*
Toad: LOOK OUT!!!!! *he dodges the fireball*
Mario: *he steps on a switch that makes the bridge that Bowser is standing on disappear*
Bowser: *falls into the lava*
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Leia: Oh...nevermind found Mario, hehe. Mario, I you just got done rescuing Peach but we've got a bigger situation than Bowser. Turbo from the game Turbotime is taking over your game, he's claim himself as the new king, will you help us stop him?
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Mario: Mamma mia! Is-a this really true? I've-a never met this-a Turbo person.
Peach: Who is Turbo?
Toad: Turbo is just a greedy and selfish racecar driver from TurboTime. He looks scary. He has grey skin and a white racing suit with a red "T" on it. He's taking over the game! I saw it with my own eyes. C'mon!
Mario: But I just-a rescued the princess!
Peach: *she kisses Mario's cheek*
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Leia: I know you just recused Peach, but this far more serious and don't worry I'll help. *wink*
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Mario: More serious? Tell me!
Princess Peach: *she walks out of Bowser's castle*
Toad: Like Bowser tries to kidnap the princess, Turbo is trying to steal the Mushroom Kingdom!
Mario: Mamma mia! Let's-a go! *he runs out of Bowser's castle*
Toad: *he follows*
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Leia: Well Toad and I just said, Turbo from the game Turbotime is taking over your game. He's basically a virus. Yes, let's get there ASAP. *runs with Mario*
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Toad and Peach: *they arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom, which now looks very different*
Toad: It looks like some old 80's racing track right now! WHY???
Mario: How did he become a virus?
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