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I AM SO SORRYBut I had to post it.
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Leia: His jealously, greed, selfishness, and a hunger for power cause him to transform into a virus. And that bastard thinks he can recreate his game Turbotime after it got unplugged.
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Mario: That sounds a lot like Bowser!
Toad: I see other toads here watching races and praising Turbo!
Peach: What is this place? That's not my kingdom. Where did it go?
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Leia: Oh trust me, I think he's way worse than Bowser.
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Mario: Ok. *tries to find the castle*
Toad: He is. Instead of taking the princess, he stole the entire Mushroom Kingdom!
Peach: He did?!
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Leia: Yes, that's why I need you guy's help to stop that jerk.
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Mario: Ok, let's-a go! *he enters the castle and sees me on the throne* Mamma mia! Turbo?
Me: Well, hello! Welcome to my kingdom!
Toad and Peach: *they act confused*
Me: What are you here for? I'm hosting a royal feast to celebrate the founding of my kingdom.
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Leia: This is NOT YOUR kingdom, Turbo!! You're just illegally taking over Mario's world, get out of that throne RIGHT NOW, before I take you down by force!
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Me: Hoo hoo~ Ok! Calm down! *hops off the throne and walks to the feast room* It's time for a feast, everyone! *is using a jolly tone while talking*
Toad: He's weird.
Peach: *she watches me*
Mario: He's off the throne now.
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Leia: *I just stood there*
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Toad servants: *2 of them carry myΒ majestic robe's cape as I walk to the feasting room*
Me: *seats at a feasting table with other Toads serving food*
Mario: *he just stood there*
Peach: *she just stood there with Leia and Mario*
Toad: Uh... Do I have to serve you? *he shivers in fear*
Me: *pats Toad's head gently* No, sweetie. Not at all! It's just that the little mushroom people who work as butlers, servants, and waiters must do their own jobs. You can be one of them if you'd like. *smiles sweetly*
Toad waiter: *he walks to Mario, Peach, Toad, and Leia* May I take your order, honourable guests?
Me: *calmly looks at them while waiting for my food and others to arrive at the feast*
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Leia: Don't listen to him, Toad. *to the toad waiter kindly* Oh I'm fine, thank you.Β
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Toad: Ok, but Turbo looks creepier when he's wearing his king outfit. I mean, LOOK! His skin is still grey and wrinkly while his eyes and teeth are both yellow!
Toad waiter: Ok, Leia. You sure you don't need a cup of water? And you, Mario, Peach, and Toad? Would you like anything?
Mario: I'm fine, but I think I'll get a mushroom soup.
Peach: I'm fine. I don't need anything right now. Thank you.
Toad: I'll take a mushroom salad.
Toad waiter: Ok. I'll get you some mushroom soup and salad. Sit here at the table. *he leaves to the kitchen*
Toad: *he sits away from me and scared of me*
Mario: *he sits far away from me and next to Toad and the other Toads*
Peach: *she sits close to me and is between other Toads at the table* Well, he seems nice. *she looks at me*
Toad butler: *he serves me a stuffed chicken* Bon appetit, your majesty!
Me: Mmm! Looks delicious! Turbo-tastic! *grabs a fork and knife and begins dining on the chicken*
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Leia: I know he's just a jerk weirdo. And well okay, maybe a glass of water. *sits far away from you too, and sits closer to Mario*
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Peach: Same here.
Toad waiter: *he comes back with Marioβs mushroom soup and Toadβs mushroom salad* Oh, you want water, Leia and Princess Peach? Ok. *he leaves for a while and comes back with 2 nice glasses of water with a lemon slice* Bon appetit, mes amis !
Toad: *he begins eating mushroom salad* Mmm! Not bad.Β
Mario: *he begins eating mushroom soup* This is-a very delicious! Mmm!
Peach: *she sips water and looks at me* Youβre not a terrible ruler at all, your majesty. *she smiles and winks at me*
Me: Thank you! Youβre very sweet for a peach. *chuckles*
Peach: Thanks! *she blushes*
Toad guests: *they arrive and sit at the table to choose their food*
Me: *feasts on the chicken like a regal king* Iβm glad youβre all enjoying it! *pulls out a chicken leg and eats it like a fancy gentleman*
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Leia: *to toad waiter* Thank you. *drinks some water, then scowls at Turbo when he complimented Peach* *under my breath* Pig...*seeing at how much of a pig Turbo is when he eats*
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Toad waiter: *he continues serving guests along with his co-workers*
Me: *notices Leia scowling and unimpressed at me but continues eating like a fancy gentleman* A pig..? Me? *feels hurt in the inside and tries to hide it* Hmph! *starts losing appetite*
Peach: *she dines on breadsticks in front of her*
Toad guests: *they all eat appetizers like bread, corn, biscuits, and quick mushroom snacks*
Toad: *he continues eating salad and notices Leiaβs unhappy face* Um, Leia, is there anything wrong?
Mario: *he finishes his soup and dives in for more mushroom snacks*
Me: *slowly finishes a chicken leg and a corn cob* I do not eat messy. No one is perfect, you know? *uses my white cloth napkin and wipes off the very few food particles from my mouth like a fancy gentleman*
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Leia: ...I'd rather not talk about right now, Toad. *grumpily eats a roll of bread and finished up my water* *just sighs and doesn't look at Turbo*
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Toad: Ok. *he finishes his salad*
Mario: *he continues eating bread and pasta*
Peach: *she finishes eating breadsticks*
Me: *finishes my food and becomes full* Man! This feast was turbo-tastic! I am missing something here. What about a festival?
Toad audience: *they start cheering and go outside of the castle*
Toad: Ooh! I want a festival!
Toad waiters, servants, and butlers: *they start partying outside of the castle*
Me: *follows the Toads and parties happily*
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Leia: *still not looking at Turbo, then I make my move and sneak into the code room and delete Turbo's role as a ruler, and restores the toad citizen's memory that Turbo is intruding, and have the guards realize that Turbo is a criminal*
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Mario: *he finishes eating his food and relaxes inside the castle along with Peach*
Peach: *she finishes eating*
Me: *comes back inside with a tattered king's robe over my white racing suit and is being chased by angry Toad guards* WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED????? We were having fun while dancing to the music, and then everybody is saying that I'm an intruder and a criminal! I'm neither of them!!!! *cries*
Toads: *they're upset and begin tossing tomatoes at me*
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Leia: *smirks while trying not to laugh*
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Me: *runs around the castle* I swear Iβm not an intruder and a criminal! I just prove it as the king of both Sugar Rush and Mushroom Kingsom! Iβm nice, but people complain that Iβm mean because they were mean to me at first!
Toads: *they continue tossing tomatoes at me*
Mario: *he starts laughing*
Peach: *she watches*
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Leia: *busts out laughing as well* Well that's what you get for messing with people's lives.
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Me: Hmph! I never messed with people's lives!
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Leia: *slaps him hard*
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Me: GRRRR!!!!!!! What! Why'd ya slapped the king, huh?! I had a turbo-tasticΒ time until something in the code room reversed or something! *is about to cry like a big baby*
Mario: *he watches* Well, his food was-a good, but he acts-a so greedy.
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Leia: Because you're a lier and an idiot. And yes he's very greedy, and acts like a five-year-old. And you, are coming with me. *grabs Turbo by the collar* Well sorry about the mess there, Turbo nearly taking over a game...again. But it was nice seeing and meeting you all. we should have lunch again someday. *I smiled then hog-tied down Turbo and threw him in the trans port back to Grand Central Station*
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Me: WHAT?!?!? I'M NOT A LIAR AND AN IDIOT!!!! I'm not greedy either! I've changed my behaviors, and I showed it during the feast a while ago!!!! *tosses my tattered king's robe in front of the transport's track* SOMEDAY, YOU ALL WILL REGRET!!!!!! *starts crying like a baby*
Mario: Ah, si! We should eat together some day.
Peach: Actually, I have fallen in love with Turbo. He made a great feast and made sure everyone had fun during that celebration. *she runs off and hops in the train back to Grand Central Station with me*
Toad: Uh... Did she just leave? *he stares at Mario*
Mario: *stares at Toad and shrugs*
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Leia: Oh my gosh, shut up already! *knocks him out* There!! That's definitely one way to shut someone annoying up. And what????!!! Peach why? *sighs but knows what to do* *as soon as I got to the Game Central Station jail and threw Turbo in, I ran back to Mario Bros, got inside the code room, searched for peaches memory, and deleted all memory of Turbo and replaced her love for Mario again* *then came back out of the room* Phew, that was close.
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Mario: Mamma mia! Where's Peach?!
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Leia: Don't worry, Mario, she should be back any minute.
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Mario: Ok. Can we-a eat together now while we wait?
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Leia: Sure, I'd love to. Better than eating with that jerk, Turbo.
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Mario: Eating with-a Turbo was-a nice. He seems like a pretty nice-a guy.
Toad: Ok! Let's eat. *he goes to a Mushroom Kingdom restaurant*
Peach: *is still missing*
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Leia: Yeah he looks nice, acts nice, and sounds nice. But don't be deceived by his actions, he really is a jerk, and selfish, and just full of himself.
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Mario: Mamma mia! How is he a jerk, selfish, and just full of himself?! What does he do?
Toad: *he orders mushroom burgers and mushroom fries*
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Leia: He's a racer, although he's the main character of the game Turbotime, he's cold to the Turbo Twins, lies about everything that he "didn't" do wrong, and takes pride at thinking he's the best downgrades people that are lower than him. Also he's constantly trying to kill my friend Vanellope and always messes with code in the code room.
*I ordered a cheeseburger*
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Mario: That's-a not good! Why does Turbo take pride in everything? Why does he-a downgrade people?
Toad: *he gets soup for both himself and Mario*
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Leia: Because he's a selfish jerk who doesn't care about anyone.
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Mario: What made Turbo like that? Was he-a raised like that?
Toad: *he starts eating soup*
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Leia: No he was...programmed to be like that. *eats my cheeseburger*
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Mario: Just that? But why?
Toad: Mario, Turbo is only programmed to be all heads and ego. He only thinks he's the best at everything.
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Leia: I don't know, he just is. *shrugs* Yes what Toad said.
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Mario: Ok. *waits for the princess while eating mushroom soup*
Toad: Something's odd... The princess has been missing for a while when she's usually not like this! *he finishes his soup*
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Leia: *sees Peach return wondering why she was with Turbo in the first place, because I deleted her memory of him so she wouldn't fall for him in stead of Mario* Oh look there she is!!
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Toad: Yay!
Princess Peach: Hello! *sits at the table with Mario and Peach*
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Leia: He Peach!
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Toad: *he gives soup to Princess Peach*
Princess Peach: Is this for me? Thank you! *she starts eating soup* What have you two been to lately?
Mario: Just a quick eat-out with Leia.
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(Oops meant to say "hey Peach" my bad XD)
Leia: *smiles sweetly at her*
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Peach: *she smiles sweetly back at Leia* Is there anything that Iβve missed?
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