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Published: 2012-03-21 10:49:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 1733; Favourites: 38; Downloads: 9
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*chuckles* I definitely could believe that
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Optimus: *smiles* You should have seen the time that nurse attacked him.
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Seriously?!?! What did he do to make a NURSE attack him?
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Optimus: *laughs* I think he kicked her over a shot.
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*facepalm* Idiot....
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Optimus: *laughs* I told him that when I had to carry him to the emergency room for a full-body cast.
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A ful body cast? Damn I hope you took photos!
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Optimus: I did. *passes photos*
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*laughs my head off* Oh my god! This is the funniest thing I've ever seen!
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Optimus: *snorts* Megatron doesn't even know this little bit of blackmail even exists.
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All the better then that you save it for a rainy day....actually why don't you anonymously email those pictures to all his decepticons? The chaos that ensues will make sure your life stays quiet for a while
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Optimus: Hmmm, good idea. I'll have to get on that as soon as I get back to base.
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*grin* I hope you still have those spy cameras on the Decepticon base- it will be funny to watch what will happen
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Optimus: *looks over shoulder at you* Would you like to accompany me back to base and watch what happens?
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*smiles* I would be honoured
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Optimus: *smiles* When you are finished then, we will continue or date elsewhere.
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*quickly finishes up* I'm ready when you are
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Optimus: *duck walks to the door and holds it open*
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Me:*kisses his cheek on the way out* thank you
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Optimus: *blushes* No problem.
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Optimus: That's it, the last of the pictures have been sent.
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Me: I can't wait to see the reactions
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Optimus: *switches on spy cameras* We shouldn't have to wait long.
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Me:*grins excitedly*
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Optimus: *smiles* Do you suppose I should record this?
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Me: hell yeah!
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Optimus: *pushes record button* And now we wait.
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5 minutes later...
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Optimus: I think Soundwave's actually dead.
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*sees Soundwave twitch* Nope- i think he just glitched
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Optimus: *laughs* On to the seekers!
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Me: looks like Starscream has blown out his vocaliser from laughing too much
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Optimus: Good, now I won't have to hear his annoying voice for a little while.
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Me: I don't think his voice is that bad- its special
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Optimus: *sighs* It IS a little better now than it was a few years ago. However I still refuse to like him.
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Me: He isn't all that bad for a Decepticon- at least he is smarter than the others
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Optimus: Touche.
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Me: Wonder how Megatron is doing...
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Optimus: Point taken. *scans through cameras*
Ah, here he is, he's opening his e-mail now.
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Me: lol.....waiiittt for it.....
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Megatron: *le commanderly scream*
Optimus:
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me:
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Optimus: That's the best thing I've seen in years!
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Me: he screams loke a girl!
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Optimus: Actually his screams have gotten lower over the years.
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Me: he used to sound even more girly?
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Optimus: Oh yeah. The LITTLE GIRLS even laughed at him
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Me: you do know Megatron is gonna be after your nuts and bolts now don't you Optimus?
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Optimus: Yeah, but what else is new?
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