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Me: and he is probably going to be looking for a way to humiliate you as well
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Optimus: *shifts uncomfortably* There isn't THAT much material for him to work with.
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Me: so there is something he can use against you then?
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Optimus: *flinches* Maybe....
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Me:*sigh* what is it?
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Optimus: *drums fingers on desk* I let Jazz talk me into having a drink or two one night. I woke up on the Statue of Liberty the next day. *shudders* I don't know EXACTLY what happened.
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Me: oh dear....
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Optimus: *nods sadly* I think the only person who does know is Jazz. And he won't tell me!
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Me: knowing him he was probably too drunk to remember either
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Optimus: Probably.
*rubs head* I spent months scanning security camera records. I never once showed up on them.
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Me: well that must be a relief then
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Optimus: Yeah, the only bad thing that actually came out of the...incident, was a tattoo.
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Me: a tattoo?!?! Show me!!!
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Optimus: *chuckles* I should warn you, I have no idea what it says.
*removes shoulder armor*
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Me:*chuckles* "Chicks Dig My Rig" and a picture of your alt. mode under it
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Optimus: *tries to look* Surely not!
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Me:*takes a photo and shows him* its true. See?
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Optimus: *stares* Please speak of this to no one. I beg of you.
*puts shoulder piece back on*
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Me: I promise on my very soul I won't mention this to anybody
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Optimus: *relieved* Thank you. I am forever in your debt.
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Me: it's nothing
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Optimus: *smiles*
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Me:*smiles back* anyway.....I think the tattoo is kinda cool
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Optimus: I'm sure I thought it was cool at the time. Now...I'm not so sure.
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Me: don't worry-it is. Be thankful you didn't get anything like Megatrons....
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Optimus: Megatron has a tattoo to?
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Me: three actually....and waaay more embarrassing than yours could ever be
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Optimus: I'll have to be on the look-out for those.
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Me: I got photos
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Optimus: *eyes you* How much would it cost to see them?
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Me: for you.....absolutely nothing
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Optimus: *tilts head* You are truly an unusual woman, most would hold that over my head or months.
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Me:*grin* I know I'm unusual....unfortunately that's why most guys won't date me
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Optimus: Well, that's their loss and my gain.
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Me: so Optimus....wanna see what tattoos Megatron has? *shows him a tattoo on the right side of Megatron's aft saying " I take it up the aft", one on his left shoulder that says " Shockwave's bitch" and a tattoo of a naked Shockwave on his back"*
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Optimus: *blinks* I didn't need to see that last one. *shakes head and shivers* You weren't kidding, his are infinitely worse.
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Me:see? I told you thay you didnt have anything to worry about
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Optimus: I'm sorry I ever doubted you. *frowns*
How did you get those photos any way?
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Me: After the first time they kidnapped me and I got into a verbal sparring match with Megsy, for some reason the 'cons have decided it is fun to kidnap me every now and then to liven things up on their base. Megatron disapproves because I love pissing him off....needless to say that the last time I got taken there half of their force was drunk off their afts and I said to Megatron that he must be really fat because the arm our he wears is so chunky....he was insulted and decided to strip in front of me to prove me wrong...that is how I got the pictures. I always carry a camera on me. Damn though, even though I hate the fragger he has a HUGE package!
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Optimus: *shudders* I did not need that mental image.
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Me: sorry....youre much better looking than your brother though
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Optimus: *blinks down at you* Thank you.
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Me: no need to thank me when I'm just telling the truth *hears a ringing noise* is that your phone?
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Optimus: I think so. *digs around* It's probably Mirage or something.
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Me:*sniggers as Megatron's image pops up on the phone* Looks like Megsy wants to give you a piece of his mind
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Optimus: *flinches* He's going to send some serious cusses flying. So if you're delicate you might want to leave.
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Me: believe me, ive heard a lot of cussing in my line of work. I can handle anything he says
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Optimus: If you're sure then.
*answers telephone* How did you even get my number?
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Megatron: Soundwave of course! But that is not why I FRAGGIN-WELL CALLED YOU! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?! YOUR OWN BROTHER!!!
Me:*shouts out so Megatron can hear me from where i am standing at Primes feet* AWW STOP BEING SUCH A BABY MEGSY! THIS IS WHY I SAID YOU SUCK AT BEING A LEADER! CANT EVEN TAKE A TEENSY BIT OF EMBARRASSMENT
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Optimus: Really Megatron, you are totally over-reacting. My men are always embarassing me, and I NEVER go super-nova. Lighten up!
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