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Published: 2006-03-30 18:19:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 679; Favourites: 9; Downloads: 5
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I'm a day late...This is dedicated to Mitch Hedberg.
It's been one year since he passed away.
He was a great, intelligent man who was simply amazing.
This is for you, Mitch. I love you.
<3 Mitch Hedberg Feb. 24, 1968 - March 29, 2005 <3
The joke this picture came from::
"You know, if I made orange juice, I would not be so hardcore on people.
I would be more polite,
Like I would not print 'shake well' on the carton,
'Cause you don't know how good people can shake, you know?
I would write, 'Shake to the best of your ability.'
Then I'd have a diagram that shows the uninitiated how to shake.
'Alright, put it over here, then put it over here, then put it over here quicker.' "
I miss you, Mitch..."All Encompassingly..."
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Ouh Jesus - I love you and Mitch. When I seen this and thought of Mitch Before I actually seen your cation. I am a comedy junky, I so wanted to go on the Dane Cook, Mitch Hedburn, Mike Verbigula tour, but sadly you know what happened.
Let see some of my favorite Mitch-ism's....
"Dude, Smokey the bear is way more intence in person..."
"Sorry Escilator temporarly stairs, sorry for the convinence."
"DuFraine Search Party of 4...."
"I wrote a script and they said that they liked it, but they wanted me to rewrite it - I just said fuck it i'll just make a copy."
And Finally....
"I bought a doughnut and they gave me a recipt for the doghnut. We dont need to bring ink and paper into this - what do I need it for? A sceptic friend?"
I know its not his best, but I mean there is so much.
I miss him to. ::tear::
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my apartment is infested with koalas..
it's the cutest infestation ever!
I turn on the light..
A bunch of koalas scatter....
But I don't want them to!
I'm all like hey...
Hold on fellas!...
Lemme hold one of you!...
And feed you, a leaf..
H'awwright.
You're awesome!!
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Man how did I forget Koalas in all of that... haha... "I cant wear turtlenecks, I have a sensative neck, when I wear one it feels like I am being strangled by a really weak midget... "
Haha... 
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On a stop light, green means go, yellow means slow down and red means stop
On a banana it's the complete oposite..
Green means hold on, yellow means go and red means..
Where the fuck did you get that banana at?
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A buddy of mine handed me a picutre, he told me it was a picture of him when he was younger. I told him, isnt that how all cameras work? That would be an amazeing camera if it took a picture of what he is going to look liek when he is older. I want to see this camera.
(Alright so its not quoted right but I mean - hhaa... you know its still him.. hhaaa.. )
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Heh heh....
awwrighhht.
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haha, that's awesome! Shake to the best of your ability...^^
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