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You might be obsessed with Maximum Ride if...

-You have had romantic fantasies with a character (or two)

-You have fan art on display somewhere

-You can give direct quotes from most (if not all) of the important characters

-You have been to the Maximum Ride website in the past month

-You went out and bought the fourth book the day it came out (or ordered it online before then)

-You have called your best friend Max (or Fang)

-You have confused your crush with Fang (or Max)

-You name your dog Total*

-You actually tried to fly*

-Everytime you see an actual eraser you scream and hide under your bed*

-You have an obsession for blowing things up*

-You try reading minds*

-You swear your teacher is working for the School*

-You start a blog under the name Fang*

-You swear your dog talks to you**

-You've asked an employee at Target what isle the "Voices" are on.***

-You daily check your back for growing wings.***

-You've tried making an omlette blind-folded.***

-You've told your talkative best friend to "Shut up, already, Nudge!"***

-You screamed when you saw the cover of FANG.****

-You freaked out when you read the cover.****

-You looked at the spoilers the day they came out.****

~You bought the new manga just to read the first 3 chapters of FANG in the back.

~You've convinced everyone you know to read it.
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~Your iPod has a Maximum Ride Playlist.

~Every time you see a tall guy with black hair you stare at him until he leaves.

~~Read the books more than once.

~~Trying to slap every redhead you see.

~~Dream you are with the Flock out flying.

~~Fantasize there is a duplicate Fang (or Max or any other character)so that you can get one for yourself.

~~Draw Fang's (or Max or any other character) name all over your school notebook.

~~Not paying attention in math class because you are reading under your desk.

+If you fantasize about making Total a clone just to appease him.

+If you had just made an X-over with one of your favorite shows

++You eat your own weight in food

#You screamed when you found out that ANGEL is purple

#You Screamed when you found out ANGEL comes out Valentine's Day of 2011

#You 've written a fan-fic where you add yourself as one of the characters with wings

#You think that Fang will swoop out of the sky one day, knock on your door, and ask for you by name

#Whenever you see The Wizard of Oz, you think that Toto is Total and you confuse them all the time

#You 've put your own quote in the books where it says "Praise for Maximum Ride"

#You have to keep drawing Max over and over because her hair color keeps changing

#You 've taken all the quizzes on The Angel Experiment and created your own

#You know the exact chapter Max had her first brain attack

#You cried when you read that Fang died and then you read his note

#You 've written your own movie script for The Angel Experiment

#You 're gonna buy midnight tickets for the day the movie comes out

#You fantasize about meeting the Flock or James Patterson

#You have mental conversations with yourself about saving the world

#You rant and rave about what Fang is doing while he's away from Max and the Flock

#You spend half your life on Max-Dan-Wiz just to read the fan-fics of the members on there

#Every time you see a little girl with blonde curls, you wanna go up to her and ask "How's Total and Akila?"

#When it snows, you pretend it's blizzarding and dig a hole in the snow to "keep warm"

#You wanna beat up any dude who's wearing a multi-colored jumpsuit

#Every time you see a blonde dude with turquoise eyes, you feel like slapping him and saying "HOW COULD YOU MAKE FANG LEAVE!!!!"

##You 've spent multiple periods during school asking ChaCha about the Max Ride Movie

^ You're reading this right now

^ You read other Maximum Ride deviations

^ You think Dylan should have never come

^ You cheer when Max and Fang kiss

^ You think that the series didn't fall apart around The Final Warning

^ You almost or really cried when Fang apparently died

^ You stare at deviantArt deviations of Maximum Ride and friends pictures

^^ You've wondered how Fang's (or any other character's) manga hairstyle would look on you.

^^ When you get bored you re-visit all of the MR related sites (including the Wiki) that you know of just in case there's something new... even if you just checked them the day before.

^^ On a movie (or show) there's an explosion and you think "Man, Iggy would have Loved the sound of that!".

^^ You have fantasies about going for a 'spin'.

^^ Instead of watching a movie with the fam, you're glued to FANG-despite lack of light-trying not to make any loud noises or yell at any characters so you don't disturb the movie watchers.

^^^ You sit there and name off everything in the graphic novel that's different from the book.

$ You named your dog Fang.

$$ You know you're obsessed when you begin reading them to your siblings, even if they cannot talk. Or walk, for that matter.

$$ You know you're obsessed when you refuse to go anywhere without a minimum of one MR with you at all times.

$$ You know you're obsessed when you scream at Dylan for being such a butthead, trying to separate Fax, and laugh at funny parts in books in VERY public places.

$$$ When a new book comes out, you stay up and read it, then curse James Patterson for not being able to write faster.

&When you get in a difficult situation you think "W.W.M.D."! (What would Max do?)

&&You dream about having wings all the time and can feel a tingling sensation on ur back whenever u think about the series.

&&&You name all of your World of Warcraft characters after the book characters

&&&You walk around with your eyes closed to try to imagine what Iggy must feel like

&&&You check the mirror to see if you're turning into an Eraser

&&&You check all over your backyard at night just in case Fang may be blending in

%You dream about flying with the flock

%You dream about kicking eraser butt.

%Whenever you see eagles you mimmick there flying patterns

%When you see really big eagles you wave wishing they are the flock.

*Suggested by BlackDragonRedRoses
**Suggested by xava100
***Suggested by Sam-chaos2368
****Suggested by Its-A-CANDY
~Suggested by emilyride
~~ Suggested by bookluvr1
+ Suggested by Teen-lyoko-fan7777
++Suggested by SinStarinaBlakYo
#Suggested by enjoytheride201
##Suggested by sailoryoshi53
^ Suggested by BookwormWishby
^^ Suggested by ObsidianFangirl
^^^ Suggested by ShadowAndSerenity
$ Suggested by zelinkfan45
$$ Suggested by AllGreekToMe
$$$ Suggested by MonkeyFudgeFeathers
& Suggested by Amaronte
&& Suggested by TheWingedAssailant
&&& Suggested by sjsaberfan
% Suggested by 76twinky67

Description
You might be obsessed with Maximum Ride if...

-You have had romantic fantasies with a character (or two)

-You have fan art on display somewhere

-You can give direct quotes from most (if not all) of the important characters

-You have been to the Maximum Ride website in the past month

-You went out and bought the fourth book the day it came out (or ordered it online before then)

-You have called your best friend Max (or Fang)

-You have confused your crush with Fang (or Max)

-You name your dog Total*

-You actually tried to fly*

-Everytime you see an actual eraser you scream and hide under your bed*

-You have an obsession for blowing things up*

-You try reading minds*

-You swear your teacher is working for the School*

-You start a blog under the name Fang*

-You swear your dog talks to you**

-You've asked an employee at Target what isle the "Voices" are on.***

-You daily check your back for growing wings.***

-You've tried making an omlette blind-folded.***

-You've told your talkative best friend to "Shut up, already, Nudge!"***

-You screamed when you saw the cover of FANG.****

-You freaked out when you read the cover.****

-You looked at the spoilers the day they came out.****

~You bought the new manga just to read the first 3 chapters of FANG in the back.

~You've convinced everyone you know to read it.
.
~Your iPod has a Maximum Ride Playlist.

~Every time you see a tall guy with black hair you stare at him until he leaves.

~~Read the books more than once.

~~Trying to slap every redhead you see.

~~Dream you are with the Flock out flying.

~~Fantasize there is a duplicate Fang (or Max or any other character)so that you can get one for yourself.

~~Draw Fang's (or Max or any other character) name all over your school notebook.

~~Not paying attention in math class because you are reading under your desk.

+If you fantasize about making Total a clone just to appease him.

+If you had just made an X-over with one of your favorite shows

++You eat your own weight in food

#You screamed when you found out that ANGEL is purple

#You Screamed when you found out ANGEL comes out Valentine's Day of 2011

#You 've written a fan-fic where you add yourself as one of the characters with wings

#You think that Fang will swoop out of the sky one day, knock on your door, and ask for you by name

#Whenever you see The Wizard of Oz, you think that Toto is Total and you confuse them all the time

#You 've put your own quote in the books where it says "Praise for Maximum Ride"

#You have to keep drawing Max over and over because her hair color keeps changing

#You 've taken all the quizzes on The Angel Experiment and created your own

#You know the exact chapter Max had her first brain attack

#You cried when you read that Fang died and then you read his note

#You 've written your own movie script for The Angel Experiment

#You 're gonna buy midnight tickets for the day the movie comes out

#You fantasize about meeting the Flock or James Patterson

#You have mental conversations with yourself about saving the world

#You rant and rave about what Fang is doing while he's away from Max and the Flock

#You spend half your life on Max-Dan-Wiz just to read the fan-fics of the members on there

#Every time you see a little girl with blonde curls, you wanna go up to her and ask "How's Total and Akila?"

#When it snows, you pretend it's blizzarding and dig a hole in the snow to "keep warm"

#You wanna beat up any dude who's wearing a multi-colored jumpsuit

#Every time you see a blonde dude with turquoise eyes, you feel like slapping him and saying "HOW COULD YOU MAKE FANG LEAVE!!!!"

##You 've spent multiple periods during school asking ChaCha about the Max Ride Movie

^ You're reading this right now

^ You read other Maximum Ride deviations

^ You think Dylan should have never come

^ You cheer when Max and Fang kiss

^ You think that the series didn't fall apart around The Final Warning

^ You almost or really cried when Fang apparently died

^ You stare at deviantArt deviations of Maximum Ride and friends pictures

^^ You've wondered how Fang's (or any other character's) manga hairstyle would look on you.

^^ When you get bored you re-visit all of the MR related sites (including the Wiki) that you know of just in case there's something new... even if you just checked them the day before.

^^ On a movie (or show) there's an explosion and you think "Man, Iggy would have Loved the sound of that!".

^^ You have fantasies about going for a 'spin'.

^^ Instead of watching a movie with the fam, you're glued to FANG-despite lack of light-trying not to make any loud noises or yell at any characters so you don't disturb the movie watchers.

^^^ You sit there and name off everything in the graphic novel that's different from the book.

$ You named your dog Fang.

$$ You know you're obsessed when you begin reading them to your siblings, even if they cannot talk. Or walk, for that matter.

$$ You know you're obsessed when you refuse to go anywhere without a minimum of one MR with you at all times.

$$ You know you're obsessed when you scream at Dylan for being such a butthead, trying to separate Fax, and laugh at funny parts in books in VERY public places.

$$$ When a new book comes out, you stay up and read it, then curse James Patterson for not being able to write faster.

&When you get in a difficult situation you think "W.W.M.D."! (What would Max do?)

&&You dream about having wings all the time and can feel a tingling sensation on ur back whenever u think about the series.

&&&You name all of your World of Warcraft characters after the book characters

&&&You walk around with your eyes closed to try to imagine what Iggy must feel like

&&&You check the mirror to see if you're turning into an Eraser

&&&You check all over your backyard at night just in case Fang may be blending in

%You dream about flying with the flock

%You dream about kicking eraser butt.

%Whenever you see eagles you mimmick there flying patterns

%When you see really big eagles you wave wishing they are the flock.

*Suggested by BlackDragonRedRoses
**Suggested by xava100
***Suggested by Sam-chaos2368
****Suggested by Its-A-CANDY
~Suggested by emilyride
~~ Suggested by bookluvr1
+ Suggested by Teen-lyoko-fan7777
++Suggested by SinStarinaBlakYo
#Suggested by enjoytheride201
##Suggested by sailoryoshi53
^ Suggested by BookwormWishby
^^ Suggested by ObsidianFangirl
^^^ Suggested by ShadowAndSerenity
$ Suggested by zelinkfan45
$$ Suggested by AllGreekToMe
$$$ Suggested by MonkeyFudgeFeathers
& Suggested by Amaronte
&& Suggested by TheWingedAssailant
&&& Suggested by sjsaberfan
% Suggested by 76twinky67