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You think you’re saying something relevant as you connect the dots
You never realized you have to get in line to suck a cock
You’re telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong
I’m telling you that fifty million screaming fans are fucking morons

Before C-449 became a stiff guard having to answer to The Man™ he was a wild and free rock star. Unfortunately, his band left him high and dry and one day when he was miserable and drunk off his ass he decided that joining the Guards was a good idea. He's been kinda trapped there ever since, not sure where to go and knowing that he can't go back.

Description
You think you’re saying something relevant as you connect the dots
You never realized you have to get in line to suck a cock
You’re telling me that fifty million screaming fans are never wrong
I’m telling you that fifty million screaming fans are fucking morons

Before C-449 became a stiff guard having to answer to The Man™ he was a wild and free rock star. Unfortunately, his band left him high and dry and one day when he was miserable and drunk off his ass he decided that joining the Guards was a good idea. He's been kinda trapped there ever since, not sure where to go and knowing that he can't go back.