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Flareblade2000 — FUCK THIS TABLE
Published: 2011-10-13 17:32:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 532; Favourites: 13; Downloads: 42
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~Assortedclockwork 's request of her fantroll Maciart.I was only provided with a written description of him, so I hope that this came out alright.
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You guys are so mean~! Have you ever thought about how the table must feel. It could be following its dreams and living life to the fullest, but no, it decides to stand by you. It just stands there and supports you whenever you study on it, draw on it, play on it, eat off it, sleep on it, etc. It's always there for you and how do you repay it? By saying "FUCK YOU, TABLE" and flipping it over?!?!?! YOU'RE ALL NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF SAVAGES!!! I bet if I went around going "FUCK YOU, GUYS" and flipping you all over, you wouldn't like it, would you? WOULD YOU? HUH/ HUH?!?! HUH?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Secretly, Maciart likes the table, he just can't bring himself to express it properly.
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Still, That's like if a guy likes a girl, but he can't express himself properly so he just slaps her and tells her to "Fuck off." It still doesn't change the fact that it is mean...
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Maciart is extremely bad at communication.
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This is noted.
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Oh shoosh you drama llama *shooshpap*
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I WILL NOT SHOOSH! THE WORLD MUST KNOW OF THIS INJUSTICE!!!
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SHOOOOOOOOOOSH *pappappap*
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*flail* GET THOSE BARBARIOUS HANDS AWAY FROM ME! THOSE ARE THE SAME HANDS THAT YOU SO MERCILESSLY FLIP TABLES WITH AND I REFUSED TO BE SHOOSHED BY SUCH VILE APPENDAGES!!! >:0
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shoooossshhhhh *pap* shooosh shooooossshhhhh *pappap*
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*steals Kanaya's chainsaw* ALRIGHT, LET'S GO!!!
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*starts up a shooshpap assault that would make Karkat proud*
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shooooossshhhh.... *finalpap*
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Huh, it's always an interesting experience when you're looking for you pencil for 15 minutes only to realize it's clipped to the back of the collar of your shirt and the weird bump you've been feeling against your spine for the past couple minutes.
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Wait, it get's better. There was another pencil right next to me.
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LOVE YOU, TOO~!
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You do that Maciart, you show that table who's boss.
This pretty much looks exactly how I pictured him. Thank you!
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Really? Hahaha yaaaay! X3
You're welcome!
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Especially like the hour before a test. XD
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Or when teachers/people around you seem to be in pissy moods and keep on going after you for no good reason. xc
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XD
I know, I know man
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hehe...
man... it's been forever since we've talked with eachother. It's good to be chatting with you again.
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oh hey you said you were gonna see what you wanted to do for my b-day gift right?
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I will, once I get the remaining requests that I have done. It shouldn't take me too long. If I force myself to pay attention I can probably get them all done tomorrow when I get home from work.
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But anywho of to my day-long cooking spree for me!
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