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Published: 2014-05-03 12:21:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 24225; Favourites: 328; Downloads: 51
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Twilight Sparkle: “Welcome Rainbow Dash and Soarin. Flash and I are so glad you could join us for dinner.”Flash Sentry: “Soarin.”
Soarin: “Sentry.”
Rainbow Dash: “Don’t worry about those two Twilight. I think they’re still having an argument over which of their organizations is better. As if anything could compare to the Wonderbolts.”
Twilight Sparkle: “Well… The Royal Guard are highly trained soldiers dedicated to their duty. The Wonderbolts are really just a group of glorified show ponies.”
Rainbow Dash: “What! How can you say that! The Royal Guard aren’t capable of the simplest maneuvers. Tell them Soarin!”
Twilight Sparkle: “The Wonderbolts don’t have the strength to protect Equestria from our enemies. Go ahead Flash, say something!”
Rainbow Dash: “Come on Soarin, don’t let anypony push you around! Explain to that guard why the Wonderbolts rule!”
Twilight Sparkle: “The Royal Guard are the loyal defenders of Equestria! Aren’t they Flash?!”
Rainbow Dash: “Those armored ponies couldn’t fight their way out of a paper bag!”
Twilight Sparkle: “Better than a herd of tight wearing acrobats!”
Rainbow Dash: “Well, the Royal Guards are a bunch of dumb faces!”
Twilight Sparkle: “That’s so stupid! Just like a Wonderbolt would say!”
Rainbow Dash: “Oh yeah?!!”
Twilight Sparkle: “Yeah!!”
*Both mares begin to argue loudly*
Soarin: “So… Flash, do you want to go and get a mug of cider?”
Flash Sentry: “Good idea. I think they’ll be at this a while.”
Earlier that day...
Later that night...
(Rainbow Dash and Soarin won my Double Date poll so they got to appear with Flash and Twilight.)
My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic remains the property of Hasbro. Image vectored from original drawing.
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Comments: 51
Fuck the wonderbolts. The royal guards rule.
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Jeez.... I'd bet those two would call me for help on shit like this
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I prefer wonderbolts at least they do more things than standing guarding a castle
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I'm with Twilight - every time the Wonderbolts are in the show - they're *never* useful! Aside from one time when they rescued the mane 6 in that military episode, name one time they've ever done anything aside from fill the sky with dark clouds and lightning.
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Sorry ladies,we don't fight,we enjoy pie together,,right buddy?- -Yup Flash,lets go get some 'Bro' Pie.
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Hah! That's the pic I got EllyCoo to draw for me. ^^
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Its brilliant.
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If they can telepathicly talk to each other they be like
Flash and soarin:what are we gonna do?
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Flash: Sky Clown!
Soarin: Statue!
Dash: Oh geez...*Facehoof*
Twilight: (Well, at least the other Flash didn't have fights like this)
*Meanwhile*
Human Soarin: Hipster!
Human Flash: Meathead!
Human Dash&Twilight: ...
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Lol xD I like the story :3 I love both pairings, soarindash and flashlight for ever
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*drinks some soda of pepsi and sitting in my lawn chair while watching them fight*
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I voted Pinkie Pie, but she's not winning 
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wait for the mud fight - -
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..... *pulls out video camera* I'm recording that.
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I imagine the next part would go something like this.
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I can see that happening.
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Personally I think both organizations are grossly incompetent.
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If I was in this scene I'm just gonna sit down and watch the fight.
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My guess is that they were just talking and their mares started it all.
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Dashie is forgetting that her friend is now a princess and she can pretty much do whatever she wants even with the Wonderbolts I think. XD
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Still, when Dashie gets angry she speaks more than she should.
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Sometimes I feel like Dashie is the only one who never learnt, kinda sad.
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Yeah, in Trade Ya! I was quite shocked, it was as if she had not learnt a thing so far.
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*sigh*who would trade a friend for a book?
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A desperate rainbow maned pegasus that is who, I still find it shocking that Fluttershy was actually willing to leave them just to please Dashie, that episode felt quite strange, like that foal who wanted Twilight to sign her photograph, where did that foal get it in first place? Kinda weird, has somepony been taking pictures of her behind her back or something?
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Tara Strong, Vincent Tong, Matt Hill, and Ashleigh Ball. Throw in Phil LaMarr and Crispin Freeman somewhere and you got all of my favorite voice actors!
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