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Becky: This Reporter Becky Ross continuing to cover the epic clash between Colossal Lass and the fearsome monster that I've recently had been informed has been dubbed the "Cycraytr"...? Did I say that right? Ah, okay.

This battle has been an intense and violent struggle, but thankfully this fight has been gradually turning into Colossal Lass' favor. She has been systematically taking apart the monster, both figuratively....

*As Becky was reporting Colossal Lass had severed the lower right claw from the Cycraytr's body. Causing the massive beast to bellow in agony.*

Becky: Very, VERY literally, folks... Now, it appears that Colossal Lass is about to behead the monster with its own massive pincer! But, surly this is some sort of fear tactic, as normally our city's beloved hero would never resort to such a brutal execution even on a mon--!

*Becky's speech was interrupted with a loud and violent noise that sounded like a mixture of shattered bones and punctured flesh. The normally theatric and good-natured Colossal Lass had decapitated the monster leaving a horrible bloody mess that one would usually find in a slasher film or a Mortal Kombat game. To add insult to injury, Colossal Lady then punted the monster's severed head into the ocean. Punctuating the moment with a primal shriek. *

Becky: Oh God! *vomits off-screen.* Ahem, well as graphic as that was, it would seem the city was once again saved by the (ahem) heroic actions of Colossal Lass. Back to you, Seymor.

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So, we've reached the conclusion to the first battle of Colossal Clash. Where Colossal Lass finishes off the mighty Cycraytr in an uncharacteristically brutal fashion. What could be going on with the giant heroine and what major threats await her(or vice-versa. )?

Stay tuned to find out more!

Seriously, am I the only one who notices something different about Colossal Lass?

Colossal Lass, Becky Ross, and Cycraytr (C)=

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Becky: This Reporter Becky Ross continuing to cover the epic clash between Colossal Lass and the fearsome monster that I've recently had been informed has been dubbed the "Cycraytr"...? Did I say that right? Ah, okay.

This battle has been an intense and violent struggle, but thankfully this fight has been gradually turning into Colossal Lass' favor. She has been systematically taking apart the monster, both figuratively....

*As Becky was reporting Colossal Lass had severed the lower right claw from the Cycraytr's body. Causing the massive beast to bellow in agony.*

Becky: Very, VERY literally, folks... Now, it appears that Colossal Lass is about to behead the monster with its own massive pincer! But, surly this is some sort of fear tactic, as normally our city's beloved hero would never resort to such a brutal execution even on a mon--!

*Becky's speech was interrupted with a loud and violent noise that sounded like a mixture of shattered bones and punctured flesh. The normally theatric and good-natured Colossal Lass had decapitated the monster leaving a horrible bloody mess that one would usually find in a slasher film or a Mortal Kombat game. To add insult to injury, Colossal Lady then punted the monster's severed head into the ocean. Punctuating the moment with a primal shriek. *

Becky: Oh God! *vomits off-screen.* Ahem, well as graphic as that was, it would seem the city was once again saved by the (ahem) heroic actions of Colossal Lass. Back to you, Seymor.

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So, we've reached the conclusion to the first battle of Colossal Clash. Where Colossal Lass finishes off the mighty Cycraytr in an uncharacteristically brutal fashion. What could be going on with the giant heroine and what major threats await her(or vice-versa. )?

Stay tuned to find out more!

Seriously, am I the only one who notices something different about Colossal Lass?

Colossal Lass, Becky Ross, and Cycraytr (C)=