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There exist HTFified characters from other medias on HTF Fanon wiki who are called crossover characters. This is one of mine.Escargoon is a crossover character. In my headcanon he served under King DeDeDe south of the line of Happy Tree Land in Dreamland just like he did Kirby Right Back at Ya. He was bashed and beaten by King DeDeDe with his hammer just like in KRAY too. But Escargoon still believed King DeDeDe to be his buddy, enough so that he chose him to come out to as gay. King DeDeDe, being well, King DeDeDe, laughed at poor Escargoon and made fun of him for this. The teasing Escargoon endured from DeDeDe ever since only escalated when DeDeDe barged into Escargoon’s room while he was eating popcorn and watching Hannah Montana. On top of constantly making fun of him for being gay, King DeDeDe was now teasing him for loving Hannah Montana! Escargoon tolerated both this teasing and being bashed in the head by him until that one fateful day. DeDeDe decided to have the playground he had built in A Prediction Predicament bulldozed in order to make room for a golden statue of him. The town tried to get it back, but the king refused. Escargoon stood beside King DeDeDe in order to stay on his good side. But then a group of rioters lead by Kirby’s older sister, Daffodil, easily managed to defeat the Waddle Dees guarding the castle and easily broke in, where they all started breaking things inside the castle as well as vandalizing it. King DeDeDe threw Escargoon into the mob and ran upstairs to his castle tower bedroom. Escargoon tried to fight the mob off, but he was easily defeated. When he came to, he found it was night, the rioters were gone, and that the Waddle Dees were cleaning up the castle. After this incident, Escargoon had enough. He was finally quitting, and without so much as a word to his so called buddy. He packed up his things and left the castle. After leaving the castle, Escargoon called his beloved mother and came out to her. She was accepting of this and he also told her that he’d left the castle and would be heading north of the line to the United States of Happy Tree Land. His mother told him to stay safe, and he told her he’d text her once he crossed the boarder into the states. Now Escargoon could’ve easily overtaken the boarder patrol at Ravioli River with his metal baseball bat, but not wanting to risk getting deported back to Dreamland, he spent some of his jewels to get a green card, and a bit more of them to get a plane ticket to his dream town of Orlando, Florida. When his plane landed in Orlando, he decided he’d celebrate his arrival with a trip to Disney World. He was excited to live in the same town as Disney World despite the fact that he couldn’t meet Hannah Montana there. Escargoon had an amazing time, but after it was time to leave, he was out of jewels and had no where to go... Luckily he found a homeless camp in the city as well as an empty tent to stay in. The next day, when Escargoon was trying to work up the nerve to start looking for a job, he was greeted with a terrifying sight. From the edge of the camp, he saw... King DeDeDe and a bunch of Waddle Dees looking for him! Escargoon panicked and fled the camp, wondering what to do next and where to hide. He went through the following string of thoughts: ‘Oh why did I have take those pictures at Disney World?! This would be so much easier if I had a secret identity like Miley Stewart... I wish I was a celebrity like Hannah Montana! Hannah Montana... Montana? Montana! I’ll go to Montana!’ But he realized he didn’t have any money left. Or so he thought. He remembered a special credit card his mother had given him to use for emergencies only. This certainly qualified as an emergency, so he used some of the money to buy a plane ticket to Great Falls, Montana. When he landed in Great Falls, he hoarded the money on the card, to the point where he was unwilling to buy a home and was homeless again... A day after he’d landed, Escargoon saw a group of thugs approaching him menacingly. He ran away. However the goons saw this as cowardice and viewed him as an easy target. They eventually caught up with him, beat him up, and stole his emergency credit card. After this, they even threw him under a waterfall! Escargoon couldn’t move out from underneath as the pressure from the water coming down was too great. But a miracle came in the form of a muscular built pink reindeer who dove in and rescued him. The reindeer introduced himself as Jingly. Escargoon noticed how defined his pecs were as well as the v necked tank top that showed them off and he loved it. Escargoon introduced himself to Jingly and told him he had nowhere to go. Jingly offered Escargoon to stay in his house for a bit. Escargoon accepted and they went home. For a while, Jingly took care of Escargoon while they lived together, but then Escargoon managed to get his foot in the door at a Hallmark. The previous owner was going to retire and he was considering closing the place down, but Escargoon said he could take care of the place and with that, he became the new owner. Also throughout the course of them living together, Escargoon told Jingly about how King DeDeDe hand made of him for being gay and loving Hannah Montana. Jingly told him that those weren’t things to be ashamed of. They fell in love after that, and he introduced Jingly to his mother over video chat. Escargoon’s mother was very happy that he had found another gay man to settle down with. When he and Jingly entered Cupid’s cutest couple contest in New York City, his mother told him she’d cheer for them the whole way, and was ecstatic when she found out that her son and his boyfriend had made the finals. When they won the capsule that could get them their dream castle, he knew as well as Jingly what he wanted it to be; a replica of Miley Stewart’s beach house in Hannah Montana. They planted the capsule in a lovely spot behind a waterfall, and Escargoon lives happily with Jingly and their three adopted children in their replica to this day. After hearing about Jingly’s ordeal with Pastor Mylus, religion doesn’t really sit well with Escargoon, and he along with Jingly doesn’t allow their children to watch Veggietales.
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Escargoon ©️ HAL
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