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Published: 2016-02-01 02:47:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 677; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 4
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Description I drank expired milk that didn't smell off or wasn't a glob. It was like an ordinary milk.
This milk is a sin. I was eating cookies as I take my break from homework and then I forgot I didn't had milk because I eat cookies with milk all the time :0

Pouring my milk inside a glass cup and dipped my cookie in it and as I taste this wonderful cookie, a foul taste was born. I thought it was the cookie but then I was like "no... it can't be the cookie, I bought it not long ago."

It couldn't be the milk either since it's clearly dated FEB 22 2016 on the milk bag, so I continued eating until I was having enough of this foul taste disgusting little poop.

I was curious what was going on with the milk so I investigated and checked the milk bag if there was anything disturbing it. The fridge had a smell and I didn't know where it was from. Suddenly, I check there was a M I L K  B A G that was dated expired on 29 JAN 2016.

and that's when I began shivering.

THE MILK WAS CONTAMINATED BY AN EXPIRED MILK BAG THAT WASN'T CUT OPEN.

FML. I WANTED MILK. AND SMASHY POSTED A KELLOGG TONY CHARACTER ON TWITTER RIGHT AFTER. (no offence :V)

there goes my 'sickness' of the year. I seriously wanted to go on without being sick for +6 months D:
I'm still not sick but I feel like I can be sick because of headache and cold goosebumps feels and random farts appearing out a'nowhere. TMI.

doodle and flooder (c)
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Comments: 18

MusclyFan [2016-04-19 17:12:22 +0000 UTC]

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Flooderon In reply to MusclyFan [2016-04-19 17:14:12 +0000 UTC]

I'm still alive :'D

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MusclyFan In reply to Flooderon [2016-04-19 17:34:07 +0000 UTC]

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Flooderon In reply to MusclyFan [2016-04-19 21:40:12 +0000 UTC]

aaah you are too nice x3

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RicksterTheTrickster [2016-02-08 02:57:58 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah, i remember that on twitter and i was like: "Oh i hope you be fine and not sick" [lol xD]

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Flooderon In reply to RicksterTheTrickster [2016-02-08 04:08:44 +0000 UTC]

yeah xD

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Terrix360 [2016-02-01 16:26:41 +0000 UTC]

I've never drink expiring milk before,except I hate the smell of it.

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Flooderon In reply to Terrix360 [2016-02-01 16:57:36 +0000 UTC]

It taste unpleasant D:

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RebellingLemming [2016-02-01 03:59:49 +0000 UTC]

Great art!

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Flooderon In reply to RebellingLemming [2016-02-01 04:08:08 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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MilliardPeacecraft [2016-02-01 03:39:16 +0000 UTC]

This actually happened to me once
Took me hours to get that taste out of my mouth

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Flooderon In reply to MilliardPeacecraft [2016-02-01 03:53:08 +0000 UTC]

eeeeeek, it's a pain @~@

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MilliardPeacecraft In reply to Flooderon [2016-02-01 04:05:41 +0000 UTC]

I know it is
Sorry this had happened to you too, by the way

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Flooderon In reply to MilliardPeacecraft [2016-02-01 04:09:12 +0000 UTC]

hahaha it's not a big problem tho! I'm alright x)

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MilliardPeacecraft In reply to Flooderon [2016-02-01 04:14:16 +0000 UTC]


That's a relief to hear

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icelucario [2016-02-01 03:21:37 +0000 UTC]

Oh, damn you expired milk... I'm so sorry for that *hugs tightly*

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Flooderon In reply to icelucario [2016-02-01 03:31:14 +0000 UTC]

No worries! :T

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Kit-The-Wolfy [2016-02-01 02:58:17 +0000 UTC]

Oh god, the curse of expired milk! D: You poor boy.

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Flooderon In reply to Kit-The-Wolfy [2016-02-01 03:06:14 +0000 UTC]

;n;

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Kit-The-Wolfy In reply to Flooderon [2016-02-01 03:17:04 +0000 UTC]

I feel you, bro. ; ;

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